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Ma'am Darnold🏈

@birdnerdh20.bsky.social
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Creepy Birder, nature lover, photography, gamer, Seattle Seahawks, Mariners🔱, Kraken. Beach and Forest time to prevent meltdowns.

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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 9h
Home improvement stuff today was not smooth or finished. Project is going to interfere with my Seahawks viewing. At least I have dvr to help. That's fine. I ordered myself a sweatshirt with medieval art of cats on it and have retreated to my dark sound dampened room with a weighted blanket.
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Cat Stinki Plays Under Blanket
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 17h
Well 2nd water heater was delivered to the neighbors. It was on time though 😬BUT also dented. Although this time it didn't effect the base shape and was only 1 dent that wasn't as deep. I need to get it installed and get my house back together so going ahead with the install.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 20h
Got Pink Pearl apple cider and it was amazing.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dang. Went to mow, mower is broke.Also found water heater leaking.Got stuff moved for new floor + new water heater,but was delivered damaged.This is 1 dent, 5 inches long, of several, plus more dents with lower seam pulling away from seal. Sending back.Might need to do a gym run for a shower soon.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turn up the sound to hear Bramble the porcupette's care team describe how her boopable snoot feels.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a person who nests under stress, this is very true.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been said many,many times. I'm gonna say it again. Cant we just play a normal football game? Seahawks.....Lawd PLEASE clean up some things before next game.
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Why Cant You Just Be Normal Youre Weird
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow. That sucked.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most of Chargers points from penalties. Don't make me put the weighted blanket back on guys.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not Leonard, please. Be okay,!!!
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hope half time adjustments by MM are effective.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Julian Love is worth all the moneys, I think he is sorely missed today.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cut my finger making chicken salad and sadly it is my gaming trigger finger. I know my fellow gamer nerds will understand. I guess more looting less shooting lol! But all the good loot, well you know...
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Legolas Gamer: There's a Loot Chest Over There
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new prickly pal needs a name! 💖 Our prehensile-tailed porcupette is doing really well, gaining weight (now 2 lbs), and trying solids. She also loves hibiscus! The one-month-old wasn’t getting enough milk from her mom, so staff is hand-rearing her to ensure she continues to grow and thrive. 1/2
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainous you find sexy.... *I am not actually sure he qualifies as a villain anymore but choosing him anyway)
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Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Smiles in Thor
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From a local outing with Mom
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday evening, Seahawks won and now happy Seahawks win content to peruse. Good stuff.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JSN!!!!
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At flashing yellow arrow left turn. Yielding to oncoming traffic & bicyclists,pedestrian in a crosswalk. Dude behind me is raging that I don't just don't fly through honking at me riding up on me. A hole would have really hit people in that crosswalk I think.Then road rages past me once I safely go.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mariners season summary for me. After the amazing season last year this has been overall a disappointing year. I mean I still enjoyed the baseball and the players. Not mad. Just disappointed. Huge leap forward last year just to tumble feels like...
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King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did we not all watch the Terminator movies? And somehow still here we are....
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John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me watching K9 in an ugly red uni..
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Muppet-like Puppet Longing Longingly
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My sports mystery box had a UW hat, a nice Cougar sweatshirt, and a SuperBowl Seahawks tee. Not bad for 25 bucks.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who else popping in here to to check on Darnold update? Sounds like decent news.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was,
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Same As It Ever Was
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🔁 Reposted @NFL
Reposted @NFL: Hang it in the Louvre 🎨
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jobe looked like Doug Baldwin with that toe tap. Prettiest thing I've seen in awhile.
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The Seattle Seahawks have never played a normal game
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dopamine hit getting the win in a game like that is nice
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Rick Wooh
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JOBE!!!! And I will shut myanxiety ridden fat mouth about LOCK also but THANK YOU DEFENSE!
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cmon
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm nervous. Anxiety wants a list of viable, available QBs out there right now.
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Kermit the Frog: Nervous and Anxious
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the other calls have been correct. This one is bullshit. The ball is snapped before Lucas moves.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you beat us, you beat us. But I am telling you that in person, these calls are objectively atrocious.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Give me Sam Darnolds hip injury. I'm not sure I'm ready for the season to start like this.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OK I was behind. And oh. That was a solid limp and now it's Drew Lock...
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Felt like I needed a reward and a dopamine hit for getting several items off my overdue to do list the last 2 weeks. So I ordered this from @simplyseattle.bsky.social website today. Got to love Simply Seattle for some budget friendly options.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got free trial of HBO max and already finished Hard Knocks. I could watch a spinoff with Leonard Williams doing garden stuff btw. Got some time, what should I binge? No GoT, maybe something lighter, or at least some humor to it..
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait, is today technically Blue Friday? Or are we doing Blue Monday or Blue Tuesday? How do we roll for a Wednesday game?
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got annual dr.check ins & dental cleanings set up for us, 4 appts total. Why does simple stuff that never bothered me before have me so anxiety ridden? Ugh. Nothing even really went wrong. Had to talk on phone..I mean simple life skills right? Wtf. Now dreading said appts starts. Why am I like this?
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Free week trial of HBO max on Prime for those who haven't watched Hard Knocks. Guess what I am gonna binge....
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A scene from today's walk with Mom. A year ago she was in the CCU. Grateful to be where we are today.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Roster cut down day always makes me sad.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Narrator. "She quietly, resigned hope and Removed Mariners pinned score. But now her Seahawks viewing was Intensified and had her full attention.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Handy people, 3 of these, spread out, could you attach a roll of the bamboo fence stuff to the back of each and create 15-20 total foot visual barrier? Would it hold? Spit balling.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love when football and baseball overlap begins.
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1)Crowd sourcing ideas. Can't do a real wood fence rn. But want privacy barrier. Can't plant in ground in case of future real fence. I want it tall, ideal 6 ft. And cover about 20 feet length in all. Considered bamboo roll fence stuff, but pretty sheer. Thinking about long wood planters w privacy
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Ma'am Darnold🏈 @birdnerdh20.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
20 seconds of zen.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If a monk falls in a river and hs buddies are there, do they laugh at him? Absolutely they do.
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