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@birdface.bsky.social
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8 months sober/straight-edge not counting pills

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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yuki?
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/XVy3uq8Pf3Y?...
youtu.be
Neighbors know its pool season when they hear me yelling at Buster 😂 tt:bustersworld4 #doggos4prez
YouTube video by Doggos4Prez
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Maenads are tearing me apart to honor Him
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no it’s back en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMarti...
en.wikipedia.org
McMartin preschool trial - Wikipedia
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texas polling is always stupid. always expect pedophile +10
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes there just isn't room for Ernest Goes to Africa
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Buddy, you just traded cabbage worms for the squash vine borer
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wolf Blitzbert
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump bond crisis
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep, outdoor bowling
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I recall he killed about the same number of civilians in Raqqa alone during Trump I.
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Come to Brazil
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of us, one of us
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reaching below the water level breaks Poseidon's law
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rethink this
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inflamed due to snore?
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Juggalobilly girlfriends exist, and they vote
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So why aren't people with NCI grants with very fundable scores getting any notice at all for over 6 months? And NCI program officers who have no idea what is happening
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They made it to sell the toys, like transformers
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"we have Zorro at home"
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THANK you
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My county started a catch and release spay/neuter program
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh noo
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They're a little Much
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My boys spring crazy
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If she never traded jd for quaaludes she would never be in the next season of dancing with the stars
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ohhh buddy
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The cheesecake factory menu would cause a victorian couple to explode
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Twinkdeath in Guantanamo
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Years ago I tried to explain to some zoomers at work that we used to have commercials for just milk and just eggs as a concept, then they butt mogged me
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I got da mothra one
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Found this bird poo-mimic yesterday. Eudryas Grata
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
May have done this accidently when Wendy's had salad bars with choc pudding
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They're ratfucking our boy!
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
damn you met tom cruise
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the ogre punched him til he turned into mud
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
does that include your Under the Sea version
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
is there a post credit blooper reel
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
for 2000 years white people have been praying to return to Rhodesia
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the jab made my oil stop completely
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AIPAC gave stevens 30 million. Half her campaign budget
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i don’t know if i’ve had enough of LNS’s tough-guy facade or not
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
more AI pro-car dogshit
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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