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Birchy Bimbo

@birchybimbo.bsky.social
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| Taken~ 💜 | And collared~ | Open relationship | | She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | NO MINORS! 🔞 | DM if you're also in PDX, looking for FWBs

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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 4h
I would not just be moaning. I would be shaking, panting, groaning, and screaming!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 10h
You're correct and I'm angry about what's happening, expressing as much.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 10h
Rawr! 😡
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 11h
and the gutting of education, infrastructure, and the outsourcing of an increasing amount of government services to private companies trying to make a profit.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 11h
Hey, is anyone else wondering if these big, flashy, headlines are just dead cats? Dead cats as in "the dead cat strategy." Every time we all start talking about something new, I ask myself "alright. What's the thing they really don't want us talking about?"
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Woah! O/////O *lays flat, intending to be pounced on and violently, sexually ravaged*
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NGL, y'all are fucking bizarre to me! No judgment, live your best life! But my sappy, kinky, nymphomaniac brain cannot conceptual understand the mind of the freaky, perverted, but still asexual brain! Hehe~ 💚💚💚
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yo! Lemme just- *strips* *swan dives right in*
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
low-key how I be bouncing on it with my pookies~ LMAO XD
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm glad people are still talking about this. #FreePalestine Speaking of things I hope we haven't forgotten about: Слава Україні (Slava Ukraini). Glory to Ukraine. NATO finally started supplying new equipment. Mostly Leopard, Abrams, and Challanger tanks, and F-16 jets. They're doing alright.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hell yeah!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can I pay to go to the gym?~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
11/10 cuddle-fuck!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
legit been trying out putting on a ton of winter weight for my girlfriend~ Unfortunately, it's not gonna be permanent. Just gaining until the solstice and then I'm gonna lose it all.
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morbidly doebese || focait @focait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't get too comfy. She's going to make you eat triple what she did once she comes down from this high. ft. micah
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MORE OF THIS, PLEASE!?~ ❤️‍🔥W❤️‍🔥
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, but you're actually really cute, so you should totally post all the IRL you want~ You're also usually a lot louder in IRL stuff, and that turns me on~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good for you, man. QwQ I've got a 12h shift at thr ball-cruahing factory!
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
600lbs~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OMG, LOOK AT THE BABY!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Based~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man, I'd move to Colorado if I didn't think Oregon's Cascadian alpine temperate rainforest were so fucking pretty!
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tradelt @tradelt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[public release] Hot spring loving ----------------------------------- Elias made by: @danilkaz.bsky.social @roroboros.bsky.social dragon made by: @wolkehond.bsky.social sfx from sound pack: @opennsfwsp.bsky.social Elias VA: @roroboros.bsky.social
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hear me out~ both at the same time~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolutely fucking based. Nagasaki are the superior snake anthros, and the dick is amazing!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Want!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A quick google search (depending on how much you wanna trust that) says that wernicke's encephalopathy which they're saying GLP-1 drugs might cause, is largely a deficiency disease caused by a lack of vitamin B1 (AKA: thiamine). So it sounds like if you're on a GLP-1, just take a B1 supplement.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A quick google search (depending on how much you wanna trust that) says that wernicke's encephalopathy which they're saying GLP-1 drugs might cause, is largely a deficiency disease caused by a lack of vitamin B1 (AKA: thiamine). So it sounds like if you're on a GLP-1, just take a B1 supplement.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn!~ I literally told Silver, while you were getting your triggers programmed, that hypnosis doesn't work on me because even just knowing that it only works if you want it to work makes it not work on me. But that's hot as fuck, and I almost don't care anymore! Who did it, and did they charge you?
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck!~ I wish I could make Mommy feel good like that!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The goodest puppy for Mommy!~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
True. But if like... 500?
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna help you get ever bigger~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oooh!~ I should send that to someone~
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BREAK THROUGH IT ALL AND DON'T LOOM DOWN! 🔥🎸🎵
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know! But I can't! There are too many other things I also wanna do that I can't do if I'm 500kg and at least a dozen other reasons why! QwQ
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nah, that's valid AF. Realistically, the jacked and fat build you've got going on right now is legit goals! But I'd be lying if I said I didn't occasionally fantasize about giving up responsibility, autonomy, and every other ambition by being so far that I can't even get out of bed.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm down to chat regardless. But I'd be extra cool if you were also from the Pacific Northwest region of the US.
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bonus points if you're from the PNW!
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I pulled a cougar 19 years my senior by being a cute puppy girl~
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🥞🎃🩸🐾Pancakes🐾🩸🎃🥞 @rpancak3s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
✨Colored Sketchpage for @punkershark.bsky.social nd @angelinamarie.bsky.social Moxy and Angelina are enjoying taking turns~👀👀💦💦🍆🍆✨
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
NGL, I got super concerned and confused when I saw your PFP. I'm so glad I checked your bio. Have a good day, Mr. Dad!
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Cyune Ryne @cyuneryne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*purrrrr~!* >w< Mmmf~, s-so heavy and full~ 💜 Come on cutie~, help momma fill up the whole shower~ >w< #SharkWeek Another amazing art piece by @mschalk.bsky.social
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What fantastic inspiration and motivation to have my own fun~ I got so big, heavy, and stretched~
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🐇🌸 That Bun Over There 🌸🐇 @aleksthebun.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta get out, relax, and get a little wet~ Stunning Artwork by @tiggybloom.bsky.social Aleksandra © me
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@holonelarts.bsky.social
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Konky 🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⚠️🦌⚠️ The outfit ever
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm all for dunking on this loser. But it feels like this only works if you're just pointing out the fact that he's a draft dodger. But if that is the goal, then you have several more military veteran presidents to pull from. Go ham!
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Birchy Bimbo @birchybimbo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
TL;DR, he's a black jazz musician who started making friends with KKK members and convincing them to leave the clan. If he can do it, then we all should at least try to do the same. Enough left vs right. It's time to start fighting top vs bottom.
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