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@bippitea.bsky.social
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Hey just going through a reinvention phase, had to drop out of life for a few years

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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heartwarming: This Young Minuteman Finds the Courage to Hold the Line Entirely from Within
That one scared babby Minuteman who appears in a couple shots from The Patriot
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About a month ago I was seriously about the go to the ER, I suddenly almost couldn't breathe my chest felt so tight and everything from diaphram to groin HURT Then I burped And I was totally fine
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hope you're still enjoying Best Girl™️
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not only do I predict they will do neither of these things you're questioning, I in fact believe in the next six months Sony will do something that makes using their digital storefront HARDER in some way without any measurable benefit to them or their users
Charles Barkley on ghosts and dogs
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My man would've Handled It, unlike some I could name
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The golden age returned
CUUUUUUUUUUUBES
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh speaking of, dunno if you'd find this funny but I sure did My Podbean app is glitched and hasn't loaded new ads in a while, so all month my podcast-listening-experience has included this still frame of a morose Tiktok lady I like to think she's enjoying all the hot gaming news
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm just a simple country poster and don't know much about highfalutin' big city business terms, but this sounds pretty bad!
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hot damn finally did it It turns out the solution was to simply start every fight with 11 energy and a strong AoE
Clear screen for a Regent Slay the Spire 2 Ascension 7 run. It took me like 12 games to clear this level, very defensive deck focused on stars and a double-tap blade, beat the Queen with 4HP.
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
These two guys fusion-danced and were given control of every industry on the planet for some reason
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The chaser of the replies filled with Greeks and Turks arguing over where Baklava was invented destroys me every time I think about it.
Billy the puppet from the Saw cinematic universe: Hello Thomas, or as your friends call you, sarcastic quotes Tommy Salami end sarcastic quotes. You have convinced them you're 100% pure blood Italian, but you and I know the truth... you're actually Greek.

Before you is a delicious Baklava and a poisoned Cannoli. Live Greek or Die Italian, make your choice

Followed by an adorable picture of a plate of baklava and cannoli in a dingy prison cell. Each has a cute little flag of their respective nation planted in it.
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Nevermind damn
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is the true power of the OLED
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is a lot of words for "heat things in a pot until you can mash them up" but I like to tell myself the order of operations matters
1 onion, 2 tablespoons oil or butter, 2 carrots, 1 large potato, 1 15oz can tomato sauce (or 1 pound fresh tomatoes), 1 pound of your mixed greens blend of choice, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, 1 tablespoon curry or garam masala or whatever powder you like

Rough dice all vegetables. Saute onions in oil until browned. Add vegetables except the greens and tomatoes, then saute until you see some color on them. Add salt, pepper, and seasoning, saute until fragrant. Add greens, cook until wilted. Add tomatoes. Add like half a cup of water, then let simmer until everything's softened and blend until smooth. Simmer til thickened, taste for seasonings.

What you've got now is basically a saag/curry base that I make a couple batches of each week and use for fucking everything. Want soup or chili? Thin it with stock or juice, toss in chunks of whatever you want, let it simmer. Want a dip? Just mix some with sour cream or greek yogurt, or add some hot sauce and use it like a salsa. It's great with rice or as a pasta sauce, or added to casseroles, on eggs, just fucking drink it who cares the whole pot is like 700 calories max. Also you can just add whatever other vegetables you like, I usually include broccoli.
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Mask of the Plantasm. Make the homies say "ho" and the girliez wanna scream
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
There is only one river
Book of Erotic Fantasy D&D supplement. Data shows dragons dtf literally anything
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The vision is coming together
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
And what if... man big... but woman... bigger???
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
And cute too!
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Vanille life advice: just walk out! you can leave! work? focus? girfriend sister? crystarium? your dead(maybe) kid? psicum if your quick? you're dead(confirmed) mom? 576p graphics? if it sucks... hit da bricks! REAL WINNERS QUIT
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Read it in this voice
Inawor~ld cuh-vered ᵦᵧ END LISS wawter
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
110% correct as always, Boss
Peter Falk and Donald Pleasence giggling and sipping wine with each other during one of their FOUR fruity little dates in "Any Old Port in a Storm"
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Angel at Dusk is a chill time, if you don't mind light RPG mechanics in a shmup
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And one more I found going through the folder that tickles me lmao
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Thank you Dr. Aggro, here's some in return
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Gotta be this freak
Mario RPG Belome
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bippitea.bsky.social @bippitea.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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