Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2025pet play but I'm a rabid dog and I'm biting people so I need to be put down (with a nerf gun) 020
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025how come I see everyone getting army recruiter texts but I never do? they don't want me fr 💔 010
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025handle... and gristle... never would be... murderers... if they hadn't.... been consumed by greed and... ear en the... candy house... such is the life of... a drugs 121
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025if humpy dumpy didn't sit on that wall... he'd still be alive today... but why live a boar ing life of... safety... when you enjoy life with risks...... follow for more deep philosophy and yaoi ratings 051
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025feeling philosophical today, pondering my glass orb... 010
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025you would have think ed that the fifth little monkey would've learnt... when the fourth fell and bumped his head... but no the fifth monk ey didn't... 010
Reposted by Toast!!🍂Aseethe🍂 @aseethe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Forms for September commissions are open! I'll only be doing sketch/experimental comms this time around!🍃 NOT first come first serve, forms will be open until the end of this weekend! Price ranging from $50-100+ depending on complexity One form per person, please! Form below 🔽 321347
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025wiping in the pitch black with only my phone as illumination ama 000
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025the previous Gmod sesh was destroyed by the absolute peak of the 16 hour session I had yesterday holy SHIT 020
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Gmod sesh so legendary it lasted from 2am to 10am 020
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 20/06/2025is it normal to feel bad cutting up spam mail and feeling sad when you see some old guy on the letter I keep getting insurance ads and when I open it and see the picture of some old dude's face I get kinda sad and don't wanna cut the mail up :( 030
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 22/05/2025bought some new aviators this is a real pic of me wearing them 010
Reposted by Toast!!Ziyan Su 🎧 Music Producer @ziyan.wtf · 25/04/2025For those curious, you can run the Powershell command Disable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" -Remove to remove this. Get-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" lets you check the status of the feature on your computer. 9751842893
Reposted by Toast!!Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank 22505585020034
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I think it's really funny how many electric cars have music coming from them when they drive cuz you can't hear them 😭 120
Reposted by Toast!!Marcie Lipsitt @mlipsitt.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%! 601123585455
Reposted by Toast!!Furry Weekend Atlanta: Grand Prix | May 6-7, 2026 @furryweekend.com · 01/05/2025#FWA2025 715268
Reposted by Toast!!Mr. Edtropolis @edtropolis.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Aw heck...have some more Loona! 🍑👀 #helluvaboss #loona 243785504
Reposted by Toast!!Toniko Pantoja @tonikopantoja.bsky.social · 26/04/2025What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol 115111342022
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 24/04/2025people keep saying I have really good music taste lol music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...music.youtube.comGood musicYouTube video by Toast!! 010
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I'm in my bunny oviposition art proof bunker waiting for Easter to end 141
Reposted by Toast!!The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face 741784143
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 14/04/2025when faced with a toilet and a urinal, the lion chooses the soap dispenser 040
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 14/04/2025returning to my roots to see if it's still fucked up 250
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 14/04/2025a lion pisses, but never wigglesmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a lion 's noseALT: a black and white photo of a lion 's nose 030
Reposted by Toast!!🦈 @sh4rk.bsky.social · 11/04/2025doesn't seem to be the most...practical? whatever, they both look like they're enjoying it 6752105
Toast!! @bipedaltoaster.bsky.social · 11/04/2025woke joker be like "wanna know how I got these top surgery scars?" 040