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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I find all the Prince Harry hate to be pretty ridiculous, but you're REALLY not helping your case when you say that Canada was too peaceful for you because you thrive off drama.
Article Headline: "Prince Harry says he was depressed for two weeks after moving to Canada."Article snippet: "It was as if I needed stress in order to get the adrenaline to make my brain function because I became useless around the house," he said "I actually slipped into depression for about 2 weeks."
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that only took two years. :P Been working on this Infinite Justice MG #Gunpla on-again off-again. Made SEVERAL mistakes, had to re-order some broken parts, hand-painted the armour plates redder, gave it a glossy finish. Forgive my hand, I'll have to work on making a decent posing space next.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The flowchart my brain has to go through before safely farting gets longer every year."
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Back at work after a 2 month recovery! Was welcomed back with a card and cupcakes. Jesus cupcakes. PATRIOTIC CANADIAN Jesus cupcakes!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🙏🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (Yeah, it's AI, but I take them in the spirit they were intended.)
Greeting card of some cute puppies, as well as one with Jesus and big honkin' Canadian flag.Cupcakes adorned with that same Canadian Jesus imagery.Close up.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The right style of drawing and/or animation can certainly do that. I held no strong opinions on Foghorn until...
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aye, though I think I'll wait 'till home release so I can pause, slow down, zoom in and screengrab.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw #CoyoteVsACME last night. If you don't count Roger Rabbit, this is easily the strongest Looney Tunes live action movie of the bunch. I also loved how Wile E's facial expressions were animated so fluidly and cartoonishly despite the cel shading. Inspired me to take a stab at drawing the guy.
Wile E Coyote laughing maniacally (via signpost) as lightning dramatically thunders in the background.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks, besides an emberassing incident involving my painkiller dosage and the vague resemblance between my crutch and Cloud's buster sword, all's fine and dandy. ^^
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Joined my dad for breakfast with some of his lodge friends, and enjoyed the surreal experience of watching a bunch of gritty old men basically re-enacting Mean Girls by gossiping and bitching about everyone who wasn't there.
Gossipy bitches
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As a child, I practically grew up riding in cars whose interiors were so saturated with cigarette aroma you could smell it before you even opened the door. Rode one of those for the first time in decades, and 10 minutes inside it was enough to give an allergy attack strong enough to wreck my day.
Your standard 80s car interior.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
... This is probably going to be a huge mistake, but I've already made several while making this #Gunpla, so what's one more? Diving headfirst into brush-painting my Infinite Justice Gundam (with some parts already assembled) because I wanted the red parts redder. Let's see how I fuck this up.
Another potential mistake.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Name the most traumatic scene from a childhood movie: "The Nutcracker Prince" (1990). An otherwise child-friendly film suddenly climaxes with a snarling, bloodied and psychotic Mouse King about to murder Clara with a sword. ... I'm still too traumatized to jerk off to any rule 34 of him.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Post your last 2 brain cells.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can't do too much exciting for this year's B-Day, but dammit I WILL hobble over to the local steakhouse if it kills me and my corpse ends up on the menu. Thanks to @huskerfox.bsky.social for the very excellent birthday dinner!
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In preparation for my surgery, one of my co-workers got me a lovely... Jesus credit card?🙏 ... I guess in case I die on the operating table and need to pay down some unredeemed sins at the pearly gates? 😇
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I ordered a thousand of these and got them yesterday. Today I ride. No produce section or hardware store is safe.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So, was the courtroom artist showing his bias by drawing her like a smug supervillain who just got away with murder, or does she just have Resting Evil Bitch Face?
"Woman who stabbed stranger to death in a Shoppers Drug Mart giving absolute discharge."

Courtroom art depicts said woman looking downright sinister.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
😪😵😪
"Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule?'

"They did it while we were sleeping."
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just sayin, Lucas could have really benefitted from having some fursuiters on the production team. 🤔
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I was hoping to catch up on some sleep during this bus ride down to the townships... but the apparent failure of society to teach people to BLOW YOUR GODDAM NOSE instead of loudly sniffling every 10 seconds (combined with it being allergy season) means I'll instead be supressing intrusive thoughts.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm really NOT nostalgic for the 90s I grew up in... but I do think the inherent cynicism and the distrust of moral crusaders that characterized that decade really prepared me to navigate modern callout culture and saved me from a LOT of embarrassment.
Helen Lovejoy screeching "Won't somebody please think of the children?"
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Honestly, wookies are kinda ugly.
Chewbacca looking saucy.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Dude's got good PR.
Darth Vader, Stormtroopers and a jawa visit sick kids at the hospital.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
*Arrives at work half asleep.* *Opens locker.* "................ Wrong locker."
Note: "Bust a pussy nut when I'm fingering your butt. <3 "
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Did some yardwork for my dad, this weekend. The neighbor's dog was determined to stop me.
Happy dog.Also a happy dog.Happy dog getting belly rubs.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The protagonist is such an unlikable shit that I used to root for Principal Rooney. Even now, knowing what the actor was busted for, I'm still torn.
Ferris VS Rooney
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"Y'know, I think I'll try something new with my hair today." -Me, this morning. "You look like a lesbian." -A lesbian, just now.
A lesbian.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got my gams 3D scanned and modeled at the doctor's, today. Even had those little white sugar cubes attached to my leg. Also, my jeans appear to be melting into the floor.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Somewhat. Although Tommy Lee Jones has my preferred quote on the matter:
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
See, I knew if I just pretended not to notice and waited for you to take a dump, you'd have to change it back. 😺
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Star... Fish?
Mon Calamari pilot at the Battle of Endor
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No, I don't automatically like certain characters or shows just because I know their very existence drives ultra-conservative reactionaries into froth-mouthed insanity. ... But it helps.
Captain Ake sitting like a totally normal person.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Captain Morgan approves.
Captain Morgan doing the Captain Morgan pose with some underlings.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Basically: Get some rice ready in advance Chop up some chicken breasts into small cubes, sprinkle in a liberal amount of salt, pepper and chicken spice. In a large frying pan, fry some chopped up veggies (i.e. broccoli and carrots) for 5 mins. Toss in in the chicken cubes until they're brown...
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
All this sudden "Human knee discourse" carries an extra level of irony for me right now. ... Haha, yeah but anyways, fuck SubscribeStar.
A knee brace.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Supposedly, Kelsey Grammer kept getting called "Pencil-Dick" by randos in public during the height of the Sam & Diane "Will They/Won't They" phase.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I never got into the "Dragon Warrior" games back in the day, so the #DragonQuestHD2DRemake Trilogy has been an interesting chance to see what I missed out on. Some of the old-school game design grates me, but I'm really enjoying the classic silliness in the writing. :3
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Having dealt with this question a lot from doctors recently, part of the frustration lies with how it counting or not depends entirely on the person asking.
"Do you smoke?

(Smokers) Yes.

(Non-smokers) No.

(Stoners) Smoke what?"
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Went skiing this weekend. Took two scenic pictures minutes before my ski got caught on a stray mogul and I tore a meniscus muscle in my knee. Oh boy, haven't been to physiotherapy since I was a kid! 🥳
Scenic perspective from the top of a ski trail looking down at la frozen ake MagogCloudier now.Legs sticking out of the snow. Not mine, but they may as well be.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fun fact: I do have such a song, but it must never be published because it's also the secret password I plan on using in case I ever time travel to my past/future self and need to confirm to myself that I'm really me.
"I wish every pet owner would release an album of songs they make up for their pets."
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I mean, most Batman villains have gone through a drag or drag-inspired phase. :p
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I've got Meredith Brooks' "I'm a Bitch" stuck in my head right now. Not the whole song. Not even the refrain. Just the opening line. Just "I hate the world today" on loop over and over and over... ... and over again.
The honourable Meredith Brooks
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
THE SEQUELS: "Too subtle!"
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I mean, Reggie doesn't even need to come up with a crude insult, after all these years he's got enough dirt on Archie to get him turbo-cancelled.
Archie holding a crying Veronica down in bed, saying "... I'll have it out in a minute!" while Mr Lodge prepares to strangle someone.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Jingle Day to y'all! 🎅 Hope everyone's day is going magically, and that y'all enjoyed an unhealthy breakfast that you'll be working off well into the New Year.
Me in front of a Christmas tree at a deliberately unflattering angle.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Once again, me and my family will be playing "Christmas Standoff", where after mutually agreeing to not get each other gifts, we sit around glaring distrustingly at each other, wait to see who'll pull out their first red box before we all whip 'em out and point them threateningly at each other. 🎁
A gaggle of people pointing guns at each other.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Yes, he's a thoroughly disgusting and evil man. He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to. Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.
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Bioxz @bioxz.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Hand drawing of a smiling Goofy with the text:

"Look into the void, the great and terrible thought of nonexistence and ask yourself if you are worthy of the gifts bestowed upon you."
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