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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 19m

Watch out for the taint, folks

An image of Leliana in Dragon Age Origins drenched in blood after a fight. The text reads, "I don't want characters to be good or right, I want them covered in blood."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "Quicksaves in front of you and immediately panicks because I meant to quickload."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An image of Sten in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "I won't rest until I've complained about everything."

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dimetrodone.bsky.social @dimetrodone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tali Mass Effect

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An image of The Illusive Man in Mass Effect 2. The text reads: "Yes, this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads: "[Extremely haunted and hollow-eyed look] Yeah, man. I'm doing really good."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An image of Shepard speaking to the Council on the Normandy. The text reads, "If you start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die' instead of saying 'hello,' you can just hang up whenever."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An image of the Chantry explosion in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realise they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An image of Shepard's email terminal in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "I'm so sorry for that passive aggressive email. I thought you knew what you were doing at your job."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hmm. Better make that two.

An image of Elgar'nan in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "If you're thinking of killing a god, you should probably put a day aside."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An image of Miranda, Shepard, and Jack in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "happy for the bralette girlies but some of us require load bearing architecture".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

An image of Bann Teagan being forced to dance in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "Listen, I only do unethical magic if it's really funny".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

An image of the Normandy crew in pods on the Collector base at the end of Mass Effect 2. The text reads:

"My human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The history of the elves be like

An image of Arlathan forest in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads:

"Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An image of Grunt and Shepard. The text reads, "Wait I just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend. I thought we had to kill them all because I was raised in a lab to be a living weapon."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

An image of Cassandra and the Dragon Age: Inquisition advisors. The text reads:

"I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

An image of Shepard in their Citadel apartment. The text reads:

"It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

An image of Manfred with Rook and Emmrich. The text reads:

"Every friend group has a corpse in it. If you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse."

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🍂 Autumn Witch 🍁 @autumnwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An image of Joker during the Collector attack on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2. The text reads:

*turns my attention inwards* Mmmmm. No. *turns my attention back outwards* Oh, God.

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

An image of Lucanis with multiple daggers. The text reads:

"How many swords do you have?"
"Sword of a lot."
"Blocked."
"Parried."
"I must say I'm a bit on the fence with this riposte."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Same, tbh

An image of the Reaper attack on Earth at the start of Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "If I'm being honest, I sort of hoped that being a talking ape on a floating space rock would be a bit more chill than this."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

An image of the Inquisitor in the Fade with Hawke and Cassandra looking at a long staircase towards the exit. The text reads, "Sometime I feel like I'm climbing up this incline again alone and thankfully Sisyphus and the Itsy Bitsy Spider are here with me," followed by, "holy shit, is that Kate Bush?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

An image of Shepard. The text reads, "I also was killed and came back to life three days later but I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. Because I'm humble."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

An image of Fem!Hawke. The text reads, "Are you into girls that are eternally doomed?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

An image of Shepard and Kaidan. The text reads, "sorry I said 'yippee' when you took off your pants, do you still think I'm hot?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An image of the Warden and Zevran kissing. The text reads, "'They tried to kill each other', yes, and? Do you have a problem with true love?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An image of Shepard confronting Leviathan during the Mass Effect 3 DLC. The text reads, "yeah, the sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

An image of the Herald's Rest in Skyhold in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes 'species and age?' While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

An image of Jack in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "[After revealing very telling personal info] But don't read into that. Let's move along."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

An image of Varric and Cassandra fighting a dragon. The text reads, "Hey babe, how's compartmentalizing the horrors going today?" Followed by, "If a dragon flew overhead right now, I'd be surprised but not surprised surprised."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

An image of Samara meditating on the Normandy. The text reads, "No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "(flirting) I could be your problem".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

An image of Shepard in front of the fish tank in their quarters on the Normandy SR2. The text reads, "Who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say 'wooowwww' and 'they look so cute' at every fish"?

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

An image of Meredith corrupted by Red Lyrium at the end of Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Oh no! I just realized I forgot to make healthy choices for the past 20 years."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Give me the good stuff, doc

An image of Mordin Solus in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Telling my doctor to prescribe me something he's always wanted to prescribe someone but has never had the opportunity."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well, elves were spirits

An image of Rook in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "A woman just came up to me and accused me of being a ghost and my genuine response was 'ooooh' so I don't think that helped".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Maybe not outside on Noveria...

An image of Administrator Bel Anoleis being arrested on Noveria. The text reads, "If I was a manager, I would let all my employees go outside to play in the grass for a while when the weather is really nice. And then I would use that time alone in the office to commit embezzlement."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

An image of Shepard doing pull ups in Mass Effect 3: Citadel. The text reads, "WFH is crazy cause you can just say 'my internet is being funny' and then go to the gym".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

An image of the possessed cat Kitty in Dragon Age Origins: Awakening. The text reads, "and sometimes if you're lucky, you'll come across a cat".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

An image of James Vega in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "If I die at the gym, please add more weights before calling emergency services".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

An image of Cassandra in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "my neutral expression makes me look like I'm always in a bad mood which is convenient because it's usually true".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

An image of Liara standing in her office on the Normandy in Mass Effect 3 surrounded by screens. The text reads, "You seem pretty online for a girl so employed" followed by "I have a job AND WIFI, hope this helps."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

An image of Solas's ritual at the start of Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "It's always 'Why are you covered in blood and viscera??' and 'Did you just open up a portal to hell?!' But never "How was The Ritual? The Ritual looked fun. Was it fun?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

An image of the Mass Effect 'critical mission failure' screen. The text reads, "there is no bigger humilitation ritual than being bad at something you really really wanna do."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

An image of the Hawke family. The text reads, "mama ain't raise no bitch & even if she did it's my brothers."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

An image of Zaeed. The text reads, "Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

An image of Isabela. The text reads, "What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

*irresistible."