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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Any financial fallout, Botched or abandoned orders. Delayed experiments. Duplication of effort. Don’t worry, Kobra here to absorb it, public funding quietly disappear into bureaucratic fog. After all, Patchup is a faithful cog in the dysfunction machine.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Her days are a mix of corridor flattery, inbox chaos, and forgotten tasks. Deadlines pass. Complaints pile up. And when confronted? She laughs. Loudly. Like accountability is a joke.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

But the secret to her survival? She doesn’t manage, she performs. And she knows exactly who to perform for. But that eager performance comes at a cost: ⚠️ Support staff are left confused & overburdened All sacrificed to maintain her image as the perfect servant to the powerful.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

And whenever confronted or simply asked about a looming deadline, she dodge it with a loud laughter, as if the question itself is ridiculous. It’s her shield. That laugh has deflected more responsibility than any official policy.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Plittz's role claims to oversee everything, yet holds responsibility for nothing, nearly every process is tangled in confusion, mismeasurements , or ops I forgot it. Projects routinely collapse under: Missed deadlines Wrong emails Incomplete logistics Everything is off, but no one dares question it.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Meet Kareless Plittz, once a Principal Assistant, now elevated to the grand title of Technical & Scientific Operations Manager. This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart. Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Another loyal subject in Kobra’s kingdom. Another career built on enabling harm, punishing dissent, and keeping the dirty machine running. We’re documenting it all. And we're not done yet. #CallOutTheBullies

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

He and the watchdog reportedly mock non-english staff openly in corridors. He’s been overheard swearing about staff, using homophobic and racist slurs. This isn’t just incompetence. It’s a case study in how abusive systems protect themselves.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Meet our next legend of dysfunction: Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent. Only Kobra knows what that means. Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

One by one. Quiet exits, broken careers, while the enablers climb higher. #CallTheBulliesOut

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Along with them came even more disturbing accounts of how internal procedures didn’t just fail, they actively protected the gang and punished those who dared to speak. It’s always the same rotten script: Abuse ➝ Report ➝ Deflect ➝ Blame ➝ Retaliate ➝ Leave.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Huge thanks to everyone in the department who's reached out with support & shared their concerns. Turns out people trust us more than the current Dept admin gang. On a stronger note: more former members have joined our coalition.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Together, this couple run a department where loyalty trumps competence, and cruelty is policy. #CallOutTheBullies

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Complain? You’re labeled a liar or a trouble maker. HR? Deaf. Complaints? Buried. Many have already been chased out, just for daring to speak up. Zero accountability. Why worry about conduct when your boss is also your bedtime story?

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Shaun’s power trip knows no bounds, he’s been seen barging into women’s toilets like he owns the place. No knock, no pause, no shame. In his mind, the department is Kobra’s kingdom, and he’s just making himself at home.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

And the best part? If Kobra doesn’t like you for any kind of reason, Shaun lets the taps drip, the lights flicker, and the doors jam. His “maintenance” is as selective as his morality.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

His true craft? Harassment, surveillance, and intimidation, all on behalf of Queen Kobra herself. He times your toilet breaks, questions your whereabouts, patrol across corridors, shouts at lazy staff, and corners domestic team with threatening rants, then report you to Kobra.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out the next Wet Bandit … Shaun the Chunk-bully, department’s self-appointed enforcer, and our very own Watchdog. Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

As we unpack the wet bandits,you'll see how it worked, who it hit hardest, and why no one is talking… yet. Still more on Kobra's Tariffs on incoming funds that drove fellows away, no wonder the department is becoming a ghost town.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

This isn’t administration. This is a regime of fear, guilt, and control. Could the university audits investigate Kobra & Co.’s career advancements and reward point jumps over the past 3 years, they’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Many leave her office shattered, humiliated, convinced they owe their survival to her "generosity." With senior academics? Same strategy. Public praise when useful, reminders that "she's very supportive to their group” as if the funding or space comes from her royal cupboard.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

4🔹Promotions? Title changes? Only for those who prove their loyalty & bark hard for it. The rest stay frozen, grateful just to exist. 5🔹When staff request flexible hours, overtime, or reward points, she reportedly snaps: “You’re lucky to even work, paid more than you deserve.”

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

3🔹 She dismantles long-established roles, strips useful tasks from competent staff, micromanages them into exhaustion, then watches them leave. Once gone, she rebuilds the role with a lower grade and a pity title, less pay, and hands it to a loyal follower.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

1🔹 Hires underqualified candidates so she can control them for life. Grateful, anxious, and easy to manipulate, they become her puppets. 2🔹 Recruits family into handpicked role to keep her inner circle tight, protected and unchallenged.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

As we await the poll winner… let’s talk about Kobra’s hiring strategy. “LEVERAGE” This one word drives her entire approach to power. Here’s the playbook:

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out next? *This is a fully anonymous X poll, you don’t need to follow us to vote, and your identity stays private under X’s own policies. #CallTheBulliesOut x.com/BiocCamTruth...

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Support staff? Denied pay progression, reward points, and career growth — unless you bark on command. Stay tuned — the Kobra & Co. shenanigans have only just begun. #KobraWithadog #ToxicLeadership

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Misuse of power? ✅ Corruption cover-ups? ✅✅ Turning admin into her personal fiefdom? Absolutely. No budget to fix anything, but reward bumps for Kobra & her obedient bandits? Every time.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

🚨 Meet Kobra Withadog, the self-styled queen of the Biochemistry Department 🐍 She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

We were surprised to see the HoD refer members of the dept to the same admin team responsible for so much harm. Maybe he doesn’t see the full picture yet, but we do. In the coming posts, we’ll help Mr.HoD get to know his team better. Starting with their captain.....

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Honestly, our jaws dropped seeing how the HoD described our anonymous message as a source of distress. But, what about the real distress we’ve highlighted? The mistreatment of support staff? The toxic climate driving out skilled professionals? etc...

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

After circulating our new parody account handles, we want to thank you all for the immense support and for bravely sharing your stories & thanks to whoever anonymously forwarded the email sent by the HoD to all department members in response to our "distressful" communication.

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

The Wet Bandit wiped out our dept’s talent, replacing pros with pals. Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming... #CorruptionUncovered

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(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry @bioccamtruth.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

📢 We’re a coalition of former staff members who saw too much, spoke up against a tyrant administrator and were pushed out. Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.

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