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Zach Binney

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Sports injury epidemiologist, esp. NFL; long-suffering Dolphins fan, but I repeat myself

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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bank one vote for the Good Guys in Georgia.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Checking in with the college buds sports group chat
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Communicating during football season
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think Charlie Kirk had many abhorrent ideas.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sorry forgot to change the title on the second here. Here's the correct title.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Was looking a little more into the 49ers supposed injury woes and how much they suffer. And the answer is...nothing crazy? ...Until you look at knee, ankle, and Achilles injuries and then uhhhhhhh HOO BOY. Man, I don't know I've ever seen a gap so dramatic. What on earth.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
America is already great
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pausa de hidratacíon
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I know it's the Jets and all but that's a TAD harsh. www.newyorkjets.com/news/jets-in...
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is arriving in the mail today, we truly are all more alike than we are different
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Knicks right now
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social if you're looking for a random dumb team for the World Cup could I interest you in a gently used Uzbekistan? Mostly because of their official team hat, which is the most Judah Friedlander in 30 Rock ass hat I've ever seen.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Y'all need to see the official Uzbek team hat for the World Cup.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Law firm we're working with for our estate plan giving extremely strong 2012 vibes
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Occasionally our students ARE listening and learning. If you're as burnt out after a long semester as I am, here's a little excerpt from a student's baccalaureate speech this year. Maybe yours didn't give a speech, but at least one is probably thinking something similar about whatever you teach.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Like...this is insane. I'm sorry for these people, but no. We have to be more aggressive than this. Unless by "disembark" they mean "everyone is disembarking into a quarantine facility where they will stay for the next two months."
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Also possibly
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm sorry what
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Continuing the yearly tradition of $100 for every win by the University of Chicago over Notre Dame in their undefeated series + $18.99 for the last year in which they played shut up + fees If they want me to up the donation they know what to do @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Everything is so stupid
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They say to write what you know, right?
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
lmao (complimentary)
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Writing probability theory problem sets
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I write emails
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yes
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Writing probability theory exams
In a horror movie Max is trying to escape a chainsaw-wielding maniac. He has a ring with 6 keys on it. He has time to only try 5
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Who says math people don't enjoy writing
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Whole Foods now stocks Vitamin R.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yo, live cat check!
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The internal inconsistency in this AI answer is a fun one.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Teaching probability theory this semester and brothers and sisters I am a little excited to try something
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
BREAKING:
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
A collection of businesses for our time.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Another perfect statistics final exam @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
That would be this district right here that Dems just flipped. Lol.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Anyway these people should not be trusted with anything, ever.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It still wows me that the U.S. News & World Report college rankings' chief data strategist said in the New York Times 2.5 years ago that they tweak their algorithm to get the results they want, and we just...keep on using them? Aren't we supposed to be about, y'know, knowledge and truth and stuff?
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Presenting the rubric for The Assignment (OU/TPUSA kerfuffle) many academics here are discussing. Please note I am presenting this without any further comment or opinion. If you wish to state an opinion publicly have at it. I will not.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Two of my first-year sports analytics students just created this plot with @nflverse.com comparing rushing EPA by tackle/guard/end across all teams in 2025. They did this with zero guidance from me, and I just think it's super cool so I'm sharing it with y'all here. Tons of info in small space.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My toddler writes better notes than ChatGPT at least, I think? At least when he's writing about trucks.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This truck voted for Jessie Tuggle in 2024 (complimentary)
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This one clause is the purest distillation of Senate Democrats: To justify my vote to throw away leverage let me point out we secured a concession to pass a law that ensures Donald Trump abides by a 2019 law.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The nicest thing you could say here is The Economist has the brain of a stagecoach tilter.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Canucky Monster.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Good news: the boy has great taste in video games. Bad news: he is also a sociopath.
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What the fuck are we doing here? What the fuck is wrong with us?
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ahem. I know my team.
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