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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 13h

I remember having the "Guy from Monsters Inc who gets his hair shaved off" action figure

Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

watching the odyssey and getting so much celebrity whiplash like I'm imagining seeing Will Ferrell and Steve Carell in serious roles at this point

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Howard Hamlin would give you one finger gun and go "gotcha" if you told him what you wanted to order and then he'd come back with your order and go "It's all taken care of"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

david vs goliath but it's me vs the two chicken shawarma wraps i ordered intending to save the second one for tomorrow

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

holding my tongue as a Canadian 10 year challenge

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you know how bad capitalism messed up when ive never experienced the feelings represented in 60's grocery store/Always Sunny music

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if your roguelike has a "combine the effects of 2 cards/creatures into one" mechanic, a) thank you and b) I will make you regret it

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

im a wizzard for halloween don't forget about me

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

do u ever think about how tragic it is that Liberty Biberty is actually a good bit but it's unsalvagable because it reeks of corporate

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

fellas def have the gall to think they'd survive any large animal attack if they had a long pointy stick they could plant in the ground at an angle

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

seeing posts abt vagueposting and i might be out of the loop is somebody vagueposting, and we're vagueposting about how we don't like vagueposting? or did this just kinda come up naturally like those silly quizzes

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

started my day with hummus, pomegranate and a wedge of cheese like I'm living in ancient Assyria

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i feel like those basic lil heartlesses in KH would be a fun companion like imagine this lil goober running around and pushing things over youd probably need to keep em outside or else ur house would get trashed

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm remembering furniture ads from the early 2000's that were like "You don't have to pay till 2008!" ..... ... I wonder how that worked out

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

remember in Cars when Lightning McQueen finally re-paved the road properly and u could like empathetically feel how nice the road probably felt when they were driving around on it

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my targeted ads think that im both a 60 year old woman and a teenager who needs to shave for the first time

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when im about to wake up sometimes i dream of voices that i call the "wakey wakey council" and it's just like 6 people all having a conversation and one of them cuts them off and goes "Oh I think we should probably wake him up he had something important to do today" and then I wake up

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me 10 years ago: "i dont think i have ADHD" me today realizing that i have a conversation happening in the back of my head that I wasn't "listening" to

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ive decided that voice messages are 10x funnier if you flush a toilet at the end

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

did u know that if ur peeing u can use secondary fire by coughing

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

whenever I hear a car alarm go off near where i live i feel the Hitman detection bar start filling up above my head before i investigate

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

for the amount of dishes banging around I used to hear as a kid, I don't think I've ever clanged around dishes as an adult Same with hearing a bunch of stuff fall over for no reason

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I keep hearing a lot of stuff like "I've learned a lot about Canada because of recent events!" And that's very good! Thank you! But also... It would have been nice if you knew *something* about your country's biggest ally before there was an existential threat for them?

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i wonder how the saxophone player in the song Low Rider feels that they just faded him out right after he started his solo

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"erm in commander i only do bracket 4-5, I don't *make* bad decks" what i hear: "I haven't yet learned that filling a deck with a bunch of 2-card infinites feels samey, and my sole focus is winning over making an interesting play environment"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

listen Slick, in this here mtg pod our lands tap for mana. We don't got no high tech Maze of Ith or Glacial Chasms in this part of town

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

apparently im floridan, californian, from new york and from Hawaii (I've only lived in one area my whole life) mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Dialect map - closest matches for Binko's dialect are San Fransisco/LA, Vermint, Florida and Hawaii

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i never really understood pulling tarot cards until i realized im basically doing the same thing when i make a new Magic the Gathering deck and I'm just drawing test hands over and over giggling

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

mini golf places could literally put a sign with an arrow that says "the cool guy shot" and statistically increases your stroke count by 1, and everyone would go for it

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

had a mini dream where i chimed in on a conversation about a unicycle and went "unicycle? more like uni-BIKE" and then i woke up

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

there's like a 20 minute prog rock song playing at the airport and i think it's cool but it's also hilarious how overstimulating it might be if somebody was late

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

was checking my mail before leaving for the airport and all of my magic cards came in the mail im gonna be thinking about them the whole time LOL

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wordle like: me: guesses "bench" wordle: Nice try! unfortunately, what we were looking for was "benct"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

do u ever start to zone out scrolling and then ur like "wait did i like something that i should have read more clearly first"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

okay im terrified of spiders but some parts of that spider horror movie trailer were a bit goofy LOL like how did they collapse the ceiling of an elevator just by sitting on it it still got me though i wouldn't watch the trailer again lol

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i have magic cards in the mail when will they return from the war

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

tfw ur last few years feel like they blur together but then u think of something that happened a year ago and go "what that felt like FOREVER ago!"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i keep forgetting to close Dark Souls so it looks like I've been on Ornstein and Smough for 15 hours

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i wanna have a big event planned and hire an impersonator for a month to learn my mannerisms exactly and then they pretend to be me dressed as a wizard causing a ruckus and then I walk in and shoo them away

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

im realizing that if Kingdom Hearts ever went into an anime and Goofy found a straw hat, he would DEFINITELY put it on and go "hey guys check it out! I'm Monkey D Goofy!"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

@aaizoro.bsky.social if luffy was a kingdom hearts character would he be monkey D Goofy

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

u know not all games need to be live service theres a good market for a game that u can just open after 3 years and go "oh yea this was fun"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

just saying if ur playing second fiddle u still made it into the band so good job

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

elden ring really puts u into the character of a hollow entity living a cursed existence by teleporting you to an endgame area at level 1 before you can level up

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

they say that dogs are man's best friend, but y'know if you look st the internet, cats are definitely man's best *trend*

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

my go-to phrase when meeting new ppl from work that always gets a laugh: "It has a certain - as the French say it - 'I don't know'" u gotta put some sauce onto it especially

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

they should make a travelling silent disco that marches through town and u don't hear any music you just hear some people yelling lyrics kinda awkwardly and jumping around

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

me "why do i feel distracted oh it's because i have my bowl of yogurt near my elbow"

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i think i should keep my pinned as-is for historical documentation purposes

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Binko ! 🧙‍♀️ @binkisbonkis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

thinking if saying "ill make some calls" when somebody mentions something that is completely out of our control

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