Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 16/10/2026It finally happened. The plane I’m on needed a reboot. 110 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I paid what I thought was an executive function failure tax, but it looks like the KTN lookup tool just wasn’t working this morning. It’s fine it’s fine everything is fine. 🙃 000 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Somehow we taught my niblings to ask me for LEGO. I taught Nibling #2 that I would say no to expensive short-term requests. I think our good intentions created a monster. Nibling #2 asked for $130+ set for her birthday 7 months in advance. 😂 “I didn’t want you to say no at the last minute. 😂” 110 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I twisted and bent down at the same time and that was enough to tweak something in my back. Favorite Human has made me lay down in the dark (because, according to him, getting a migraine on top of this would be awful) with a heating pad. 110 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Me: “Do you smell a campfire?” Favorite Human: “There is no fire. Ignore the glowing hot pans on the stove.” Me: “WHAT?” 110 0
Reposted by AnnieDr Pamela L Gay @starstryder.space · 20/05/2026Folks, do not challenge May. Do not make eye contact. Do nothing that will call attention to yourself. May will duck you up. Just tiptoe past and hope for the best. Trust me on this. 1194 0
Reposted by AnnieHouse & Field Negro Quarterly @morethanmud.bsky.social · 23/05/2026the hungry observatory 300199772847 0
Reposted by AnnieJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 06/05/2026i just can't stress enough how getting your foot in the door at DOJ used to be a knife fight against the best knife fighters in the country and now they're begging people to join 171976358 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 04/04/2026KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE TOILET WE’RE ALL HERE FOR IT 030 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I have not mentioned space toilets once today to my coworkers. FavHuman would be proud. 140 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’m being informed that it’s almost midnight and I have to stop posting about space toilets for the night. Place your bets now on whether my new coworkers are going to get an earful from me tomorrow. 061 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026FavHuman: “Apparently the toilet on Artemis II -“ Me: “- isn’t working.” FavHuman: “The nicest, most advanced space toilet is already broken?!” 192 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Me: “Honey, can I talk about space toilets?” FavHuman releases a heavy sigh. “You can talk about space toilets. Just not at the party.” 0122 0
Reposted by AnnieAstrobiology @astrobiology.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Short-term Survival Of Tardigrades In Martian Regolith Simulants astrobiology.com/2026/02/shor... #astrobiology #Tardigrade #Marsastrobiology.comShort-term Survival Of Tardigrades In Martian Regolith Simulants - Astrobiologypotential habitability of martian regolith both to support plant growth and to mitigate accidental release of organisms from habitats 0197 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Day 3 of Dopey Dog We start the day entirely too early with an airport run. Dopey Dog seems happy (if confused) to go for yet another car ride. When we finally return home, he barges into the bedroom to check on FavHuman. So much for sneaking in quietly. 110 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Day 2 of Dopey Dog I wake to Dopey Dog bouncing and making Concerned Noises. I try letting him outside. He stares at me through the door. We try going back to bed and cuddling. Noises continue. Outside again, both of us this time. Success. Back to bed. 210 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Day 1 of Dopey Dog Dopey Dog was super excited for his car rides and even waited like a champ when things were transferred between cars. I snapped a pic of Dopey Dog in the front seat and sent it to FavHuman, who had previously requested that I return with food. “That’s a dog, not food.” 140 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I just put foil covered onions in my oven to roast. No salt, no pepper, no seasonings, no oil. Onions and foil. I have no idea what I’m doing. 010 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 06/02/2026FavHuman doesn’t eat salmon skin. He saves it for the dogs in our lives. (Angry Dog is going to be very happy to see him tonight!) 020 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 04/02/2026It’s Wash Day! FavHuman is almost constantly moving. Pacing while talking on the phone, standing to eat dinner (yes, even at Thanksgiving), tossing and turning for sleep, etc. He merely tolerates sitting still long enough to get his hair redone. And tonight he’s getting at least 6 braids. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Me: Fine. I’ll bundle up and clear the walk. Me, not even five minutes later: I have no gloves, I’m out of shape, I just got paid. I’m paying someone to do this. 130 0
Reposted by AnniePete @baldiepete.bsky.social · 20/01/2026It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit. 3242111222 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 19/01/2026For Reasons, FavHuman does the majority of the cooking. The other night he tortured me with a brisket in the oven for hours. When it was done, he deemed it edible but too dry. So I’m making a stew with it! 9722 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It has Been Decided that the next time @msneonkitten.bsky.social goes out of town that there will be a slight change. Angry Dog will go to @starstryder.space’s place and Dumb Dog will come here. I’m only thinking of this because FavHuman recently asked when Tanya travels again. 5542 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Working with scientists: explain the why/how Working with attorneys: justify the why/how 020 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Me: finds a way to transport pie Also me: turns the pie container upside down, forgetting that there are mini pies 110 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Angry Dog Interlude I’m at Angry Dog’s house, making pie and cleaning. I have been left alone with the dog, who is beside himself with anxiety because his mom committed the great sin of leaving and not taking him. Buddy, they aren’t going to appear no matter how often I open the door. 010 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Day 19 of Angry Dog Woke up to Angry Dog belly flopping himself over me. I rolled over and went back to sleep for a few more hours. He doesn’t know it yet, but today’s the day we pick his mom up from the airport. 130 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Day 18 of Angry Dog Woke up to Angry Dog whining and desperately trying to get my attention. He trampled over FavHuman in his rush to get outside. We returned to bed where I laid awake for hours. But at least all three of us were comfy? 130 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Day 17 of Angry Dog I’m the first one to wake up and Angry Dog joins me for morning scritches once he notices. Then it’s up, out, check bowls, and back to bed. 140 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Day 16 of Angry Dog I’m the last one to wake up. We convince Angry Dog to hop up on the bed so he’s not underfoot. FavHuman draped a blanket over him. 130 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Day 15 of Angry Dog I wake up and do the usual morning thing of letting the dog out and filling bowls. It’s not quite as cold as yesterday, but we still go back to bed where he gets morning stritches. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Day 14 of Angry Dog Not sure what woke me up, but Angry Dog joined us in bed for morning stritches. He side-eyed FavHuman a bunch but tolerated his existence. After letting him out and refilling his bowls, I retreated back to the warmth of my bed. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Day 13 of Angry Dog I was the first one up. “Take your meds at 10pm” he said. “It’ll be fine” he said. I was awake at 3am. I’ve basically been awake since then. There was a half awake conversation this morning about how I got it to work before. Angry Dog sat up at the sound of my voice. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Day 12 of Angry Dog Woke up to Angry Dog playfully pouncing on me. He needs to water a bush, but welcomes a few scritches. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Day 11 of Angry Dog Woke up to Angry Dog pawing at me and the smell of grease smoke. When questioned, FavHuman informed me that there was grease in the bottom of the oven. (He was reheating ribs.) We also learned that Angry Dog would only save me in a house fire. 220 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Day 10 of Angry Dog Merry Christmas! Woke up to Angry Dog cuddling me in bed. He got morning scritches from both humans. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Day 9 of Angry Dog Lazy day, so there was a lot laying around in bed. Favorite Human reported that Angry Dog would occasionally get up and follow him around, but otherwise the dog was in bed with me. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Day 8 of Angry Dog Woke up to Favorite Human doing his best imitation of Angry Dog pawing at me. For whatever reason, Angry Dog decided to paw at him for attention this morning. Angry Dog joins us on the bed where I greet him with stritches and cuddles. I eventually go back to sleep. 130 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Day 7 of Angry Dog Woke up to Angry Dog demanding stritches. When asked if he needed to go out, he replied with an affirmative sneeze. Favorite Human was not impressed. 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Day 6 of Angry Dog Angry Dog spent a couple of nights elsewhere. He was ESTATIC to get in the car to go literally anywhere else. We went to the pet store for treats, which was fine… until it wasn’t. He was patient while I browsed treats, tolerated looking at fish, but was done at checkout. 130 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 19/12/2025No Angry Dog thread today. Favorite Human wanted an evening of not being growled at. 010 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Day 5 of Angry Dog Angry Dog hops up into bed to get morning stritches and cuddles. Occasionally glances at Favorite Human with concern, but mostly focuses on interacting with me. (FavHuman purposefully does not touch Angry Dog. Something about “oh that’s a bad idea.”) 120 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Day 4 of Angry Dog Woke up to an empty bed with fewer blankets than usual. Phone rings. It’s Favorite Human, calling me from the other room asking me to get the dog out of the bedroom so he can lay down and sleep. Sometime last night FavHuman yanked a blanket from the bed, despite growling. 220 0
Annie @binaryablaze.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Day 3 of Angry Dog Woke up after snoozing my alarm a gazillion times. I moved enough that Angry Dog decided that it was okay to pop onto the bed for morning stritches. Which was very closely followed by the reminder for our morning walk. 120 0