Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19hThink I FINALLY settled on a name for my podcast program. You’d think it would be simple. No.static.klipy.comDog's 'No No No' MomentALT: Dog's 'No No No' Moment 011
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Starting episode 10 of The Distracto Podcast #distractopod 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026On no. I only listen to you for 5 minutes at time. #distractopod @thecalebking.bsky.social 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026INFERIOR?!?!?!? And we’re gonna fight. Tea rules. #distractopod @thecalebking.bsky.social 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#distractopod sugar is for coffee and not tea. Tea is still better than coffee. 000
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#distractopod QAT best scrabble word ever. @thecalebking.bsky.social 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have a 5 hour flight ahead of me. It’s time to live tweet The Distracto Podcast. #distractopod 001
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This venue is incredible. I’m not even inside inside and it’s really neat. This is my first time #LAS #lv #lasvegas #sphere 001
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can stand near 2.5million stoners smoking up…..no problem….. but put me next to just ONE cigarette smoker and I’m likestatic.klipy.comMan Reacts with 'NO'ALT: Man Reacts with 'NO' 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you’re gonna sit there and have a speaker phone conversation, I’m gonna sit here and blast 90’s gangsta rap. 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Strap in. Strap on. Strap in. Strap on. The strapper #distractopod 010
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yes, @thecalebking.bsky.social learn a Less Than Jake song. Ska is life. Right, Brian?!?!? 210
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think I might need to live “tweet” my reactions to The Distracto Podcast. These lads are so in my head. #istracto #pod #podcast #butt-tales 010
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@thecalebking.bsky.social hey you. Do you still check this thing? 210
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026An important meeting has been called. An important prayer meeting. Whatever. I’m comfy and I ain’t doing shit. #vegas #weirdal #thewhiteitburns 120
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not sure what’s tougher. Doing a podcast or taking the time to plan one out. 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Lou Rawls on The Muppet Show. Airplane entertainment. #puppets #muppets 020
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@thecalebking.bsky.social hey there. It was good to see you at con. You’re like. “I saw so many people, how the %#^* am I supposed to remember one damn face?!!!?” Loving Distracto. If you ever need a non important guest 010
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Someone snuck up on me in my element. #ebtuba #ebbass #brassbands #brass #somanyhashtags #music 030
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Reposted by Hi! I’m Madame.Rik Villanueva @cadbanesbounty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Matt Michnovetz confirms the second season of #MaulShadowLord is coming in 2027! #D23static.klipy.comJedi Sith LordAlt: Jedi Sith Lord 09820
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I usually never use the Bluetooth on my turntable. I’d rather have real natural sound….but when your turntable is downstairs in the office and I’m on the top floor trying to shower, the Bluetooth option is clutch. A soapy Saturday Night Fever for me. #music #beegees #vinyl #dork 010
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I was 5 years old. We lived on the 13th floor of a building. I remember how dark everything was. #nyc #77 #bronx #newyorkcity 040
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Anyone remember Cereal Adventure at The Mall of America in Minnesota? They used to be one of my customers. #generalmills #cereal #mallofamerica 020
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/07/202619 years ago today, I saw my most favorite band in the universe. The Police. #thepolice #musicsky #tediousmusicprick 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The mom in So I married an axe murderer has passed away. So so so sad. 220
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If I could get framed prints of each and every one there would be peace in our times. 010
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fastest Hunk of Carpet in the galaxy. #dragoncon #starwarw #dc40 041
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I was legit excited to purchase this and play it. 020
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I ordered my breakfast JUST for the maple syrup. 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Tried listening to my solo from Saturday night and I can't do it. It was so awful. #brass #EbBass #brassband #tuba #ugh 210
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Have a consult with someone tonight to evaluate the issues I am having with my embouchure. It's been now over 4 years and this needs to settle down and like now. #brass #brassbands #EbBass #Euphonium #baritone #dystonia #wtf 130
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Is it safe to come out now? *looks around*. Nope. 020
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I need this right now. My heart is so heavy. #muppets #hensonopen.spotify.comThe Muppet Movie (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Decided to watch the new Muppet Show. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Shall I state the obvious? 000
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026You can’t get any more American than that! A Halftime show celebrating a culture forgotten and overlooked. 030
Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Teaching Spawn 2.0 about Bob James and how much he’s been sampled makes me a happy parent. www.whosampled.com/Bob-James/Na...whosampled.com 010