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Wife👰🏼+👰🏼 Parent👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Euphonium/Baritone/Eb Bass🎺British Brass Band Snob🎼Photographer📸 CatMom🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈 StarWars dork✨ She/her 🇨🇦🍁 I seldomly write things www.danastinson.com PA via Upsate Upstate NY TheMadameCast coming soon.

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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 18h
Happy Spooky Month people.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19h
Listening to DISTRACTO.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19h
Think I FINALLY settled on a name for my podcast program. You’d think it would be simple. No.
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Dog's 'No No No' Moment
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Starting episode 10 of The Distracto Podcast #distractopod
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On no. I only listen to you for 5 minutes at time. #distractopod @thecalebking.bsky.social
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
INFERIOR?!?!?!? And we’re gonna fight. Tea rules. #distractopod @thecalebking.bsky.social
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#distractopod sugar is for coffee and not tea. Tea is still better than coffee.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#distractopod QAT best scrabble word ever. @thecalebking.bsky.social
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a 5 hour flight ahead of me. It’s time to live tweet The Distracto Podcast. #distractopod
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This venue is incredible. I’m not even inside inside and it’s really neat. This is my first time #LAS #lv #lasvegas #sphere
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can stand near 2.5million stoners smoking up…..no problem….. but put me next to just ONE cigarette smoker and I’m like
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Man Reacts with 'NO'
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sarcasm is a love language.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you’re gonna sit there and have a speaker phone conversation, I’m gonna sit here and blast 90’s gangsta rap.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strap in. Strap on. Strap in. Strap on. The strapper #distractopod
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, @thecalebking.bsky.social learn a Less Than Jake song. Ska is life. Right, Brian?!?!?
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boofing DeathWish coffee. #distractopod
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I might need to live “tweet” my reactions to The Distracto Podcast. These lads are so in my head. #istracto #pod #podcast #butt-tales
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@thecalebking.bsky.social hey you. Do you still check this thing?
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An important meeting has been called. An important prayer meeting. Whatever. I’m comfy and I ain’t doing shit. #vegas #weirdal #thewhiteitburns
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not sure what’s tougher. Doing a podcast or taking the time to plan one out.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lou Rawls on The Muppet Show. Airplane entertainment. #puppets #muppets
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@thecalebking.bsky.social hey there. It was good to see you at con. You’re like. “I saw so many people, how the %#^* am I supposed to remember one damn face?!!!?” Loving Distracto. If you ever need a non important guest
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sleepy kitty in my arms. #pedro #greycat
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone snuck up on me in my element. #ebtuba #ebbass #brassbands #brass #somanyhashtags #music
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Rik Villanueva @cadbanesbounty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Matt Michnovetz confirms the second season of #MaulShadowLord is coming in 2027! #D23
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Jedi Sith Lord
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It was a buck. Why not? #takingbackyesterday
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I usually never use the Bluetooth on my turntable. I’d rather have real natural sound….but when your turntable is downstairs in the office and I’m on the top floor trying to shower, the Bluetooth option is clutch. A soapy Saturday Night Fever for me. #music #beegees #vinyl #dork
This is a Bluetooth speaker.   I am using it to listen to vinyl.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was 5 years old. We lived on the 13th floor of a building. I remember how dark everything was. #nyc #77 #bronx #newyorkcity
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Anyone remember Cereal Adventure at The Mall of America in Minnesota? They used to be one of my customers. #generalmills #cereal #mallofamerica
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why is there star warring? Such a pity.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
19 years ago today, I saw my most favorite band in the universe. The Police. #thepolice #musicsky #tediousmusicprick
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The mom in So I married an axe murderer has passed away. So so so sad.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If I could get framed prints of each and every one there would be peace in our times.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fastest Hunk of Carpet in the galaxy. #dragoncon #starwarw #dc40
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was legit excited to purchase this and play it.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@jeannakadlec.bsky.social Thank you. 🩷
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So good.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wow. What an amazing book.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“Meg! Turn up the Bay City Rollers!!”
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I ordered my breakfast JUST for the maple syrup.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tried listening to my solo from Saturday night and I can't do it. It was so awful. #brass #EbBass #brassband #tuba #ugh
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Have a consult with someone tonight to evaluate the issues I am having with my embouchure. It's been now over 4 years and this needs to settle down and like now. #brass #brassbands #EbBass #Euphonium #baritone #dystonia #wtf
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Is it safe to come out now? *looks around*. Nope.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I need this right now. My heart is so heavy. #muppets #henson
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The Muppet Movie (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Decided to watch the new Muppet Show. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Shall I state the obvious?
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You can’t get any more American than that! A Halftime show celebrating a culture forgotten and overlooked.
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Hi! I’m Madame. @bimbokatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Teaching Spawn 2.0 about Bob James and how much he’s been sampled makes me a happy parent. www.whosampled.com/Bob-James/Na...
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