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Bimbo Deeznuts

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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think he’s talking about the handle you hold onto, like on a traditional glider
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who’s this aged gerber baby
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think my first “whoa, games can be like this?!” origin game was American McGee’s Alice It was a double CD pack bundled with Clive Baker’s Undying that my conservative parents knew nothing about, and felt like real rebellion lol
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you know that Lambchop is an honorary three-star general in the Marines?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Back in my day you did bad photoshoops like god intended
Lady Gaga letting a radioactive fart slip at her Halftime Show performance for the Superbowl
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Prince Charming places a grippy sock on Cinderella’s foot instead of the glass slipper.  It fits us both like a glove
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Guessing Loomer then, lol
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not even the wig could save him in 2012
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can’t believe all pf that was just because he didn’t like the poster for Spiderman 2
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Behold, the Rouxgaroux
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Extra funny when you think about how Bain Capital owned the voting machines during his presidential run
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Perhaps a Chaperon or Bycocket is more your wife’s speed?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What gave it away, this?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Girl he fired his hairline three seasons ago lol
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mission maxxcomplished
Historical photo of four World War II soldiers reading the newspaper with the headline “Clavicular Mogged” - marking a landmark court case where an attractive Judge Chad justicemaxxed a virgin (Clavicular) into community service for shooting an alligator without a gun permit.  The alligator was not available for comment.
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hope this helps
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yep, she was in 2012 Miss USA, which was still owned by Trump at that time.
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The evergreen tweet! See also:
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I think she means Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn guy?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Surely AI is useful, right? ….right?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The ICE agents in these photos:
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The press-ons are not a great sign of financial solvency…
A close up of Nikki Minaj grasping the swollen hand of Donald Trump.  Her pastel press-on Dollar Store nails are a visual contrast to the slop of non-matching concealer makeup covering the sickly president’s IV bruises.
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This dumb motherfucker thinks Norway is Denmark?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wondermark’s evergreen internet read stays relevant yet again
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Kinda like that “average faces of the world” thing that was going around a few years ago
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Okay but I can at least acknowledge that this text chain had me laughing my ass off
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I think the best we’ll get is the mountain dew verification can.
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I wonder if they have him seated (or leaning on doorframes) for these press conferences is because if he’s standing, he looks like a centaur who’s had the horse half surgically removed?
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The article is paywalled but his name is Jack Simmons of Playhouse Media... it’s a shame he’s taking jobs from good hardworking Photoshop artists like me. www.linkedin.com/in/jack-c-si...
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Did what I could on the phone settings to make this more legible
Today an individual showed up to my D.C. office and made white supremacist threats and hand gestures. Everyone is safe, and I want to thank Capitol Police for their swift response.

But let me be crystal clear: this cannot become the norm.

We’re living in a time where political violence is being fueled from the very top. When the President of United States spreads hate and lies, when he targets his political opponents, when he openly calls for the death of sitting Members of Congress, he is putting a literal target on our backs. The President should be committed unity, not more division.

Some folks have questioned why I need security. This is why. Every time I speak truth, stand up for my constituents, or call out corruption, the threats get louder—and more dangerous.

I will not be intimidated. I will not be silenced. I will continue to show up for the people of Texas’ 30th Congressional District.  But we cannot pretend that this is normal. When leaders promote hate, hate shows up—sometimes right at our door.”
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
LMAO yeah no
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
One of the most frustrating things about this whole administration (and corporate culture in general) is how *crushingly ignorant* people manage to get in positions of power or extreme wealth. It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Bimbo Deeznuts @bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is my favourite video on the subject
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