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Cassie and the Family Plastic

@bimbette.bsky.social
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Your average black trans bimbo lawyer, duh! Also a recently minted deergirl 🎀👭🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌲🔞 #Seattle

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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 10h
😭😭😭
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 11h
John Waters hated the slaves for not having books at home
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Kelly K ✨ | Seattle + FMTY @sweetkellykxo.bsky.social · 17h
My glasses go well with any attire 💅🏾Come see me so I can prove it to you in person. I can show you better than I can tell you 😉 You know where to find me! 💌🌐
Kelly takes a selfie and wears a black and silver bra and panty set and black frame glasses. She looks downwardKelly takes a selfie and wears a black and silver bra and panty set and black frame glasses. She looks downward and sidewaysKelly takes a selfie and wears a black and silver bra and panty set and black frame glasses. She looks face on at the cameraKelly takes a selfie and wears a black and silver bra and panty set and black frame glasses. She looks sideways at camera
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 16h
Your periodic reminder from Chrissy Chlapecka to take your hormones! #hrt #trans
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 19h
Remember Buckees? She transmissioned! She now goes by Sassy.
 Aphoto I stole from the internet. It's a truck stop shop sign showing an anthropomorphic beaver with long black hair and make up. The sign reads "Sassy's truck stop. The best DAM truck stop around".
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 19h
I know I'm helping you're welcome 🐶🐾🐕🥰
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 21h
This is the context apparently 🫪
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 21h
I almost described this hypothetical reverse Sissy as someone who goes around getting off on being cartoonishly masculine but then I realized that's just every gym bro/macho/Alpha™️/etc cis dude
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 21h
Is there a masculine equivalent of the Cis Male Sissy™️? Like is there a cis woman out there who is sexually obsessed with a reductive understanding and exaggerated expression of masculinity, who uses a close-up of her erect clit as her pfp and generally makes her kink everyone else's problem?
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 22h
Lizzy the Lezzy was a Psy Op™️ to make lesbians seem insufferable and lame
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 22h
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Aerith Gainsborough Hype
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 22h
It makes way more sense that lobster used to be Poor People Food bc who looks at this horrible little alien and says "yum"
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 22h
Hell yeah the trans have taken over the ocean as well
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My fyp just dropped me off here with no context 🫪
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Exquisitely Caroline @eventuallycaroline.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'give yourself up or we are setting the hecking doggos on you!'
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😭😭😭
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coming to streaming this fall Millennial White Lady Police Chief The Targét is on criminals' backs, because crime isn't cool beans
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ho-tel Mo-tel Holiday Inn If you cuck acts up at the carnival Then you smash her friend
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 29/01/2026
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The straw that broke the bareback or whatever
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this a New Zealand feature
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stay At Home Sister
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The what
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#deergirl
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Holly Evans 💕 @mshollyevans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn’t think I’d be back in Chicago this year but I had a special request I couldn’t refuse! I have some availability this Saturday the 10th and some on the 11th before 5pm. #chicago
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#plum
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arizonians be like "mmm fuck my cactussy"
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How dare you that's my enema time
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's fascinating boomer and gen x bigots still have no qualms about attaching their legal name to their hate speech online Like it's the equivalent of announcing your name, address, criminal history and place of employment before calling someone a slur irl
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Ryan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of my coworkers called me big dog to which I said “please, call me small dog” and they laughed so hard they choked
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/10/2026
It's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I understood that y2k rural Washington reference
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People just do anything
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going to law school in Louisiana is all fun and games until you're still looking up basic common law terms over a decade after graduation 😤😤😤
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lowkey highkey midkey always kinda disdained adult Potterheads before Rowling's turn to explicit bigotry bc the premise is basically just wish fulfillment of "what if I were just soooo special, the specialest little guy, and everyone was so obsessed with me because I'm just so special😊😊😊"
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anti- #HarryPotter Action Watch another show
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⛓️ GWΞN ‼︎ @poisonomicon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
remembering the time gerard way said 'wajoobie'
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top square: new follower Bottom square: they have "trans lover" in bio 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 16/08/2025
shoutout to the trans girls in capitol hill seattle holding it down out here
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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venus of the delicatessen @pancakewife.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i don't think anyone should be valuing their self worth based off the sexual desires of skinny seattleite trans women
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Vicki @vickivaliant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anonymous Advice YouTube video is now uploaded!!!! youtu.be/ghR-6qWsxso?...
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They finally gave him his surfboard with 3 minutes of runtime left in the season 🥴🥴🥴
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tranna scarenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this predates the famous crooked timber comment about ingroup, outgroup, bind, protect
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