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Bim S. Pumpkins

@bimade.bsky.social
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Writer & journalist, lazy playwright. Here we fuckin' go again.

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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Mama? I love yo—GARBAGE TRUCK!!!” i know where i stand and i hold my place with stoic dignity and honour. 🫡
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 06/07/2026
Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Why is Stick Man so traumatic. Why! The trial of Job for kiddies? Why! Naturally, the kid is obsessed. 😖
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
3:40am. just finished a fic that was so good it's making me feel as strong, cool, and vital as i did as a youngling back in 2005. ending the year on an insomniac high.
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
two specific groups of people who couldn't give less of a shit about you in brooklyn: the auntie braiding your natural hair, and the post office worker in charge of putting in the info for your package going to london
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
this is the tv this era needs and deserves. god bless good nonsense.
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
watched both seasons of reacher in the last couple of weeks. not great, yet somehow perfect.
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
still thinking a lot about the bear. watched seven fishes and it made me feel so many things. even with a family so unlike the berzattos, and in a landscape of obvious dialed up chaos, it captured so many nuances that i recognised and cringed at. the show isn't doing anything new. and yet! exciting!
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
finished s1 of the bear today. shoutout to a show with a small idea, done well. lots of perfect performances (bernthal, earning that emmy nom in tiny increments! edebiri, cringing into greatness! etc) but none more perfect than ebon moss-bachrach, playing a sad little man who misses his bestie.
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Bim S. Pumpkins @bimade.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
a lamppost in south london with a black sticker that reads 'CONSTANT VALIDATION' in white ALL CAPS.
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