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Billy Lezard

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Avid bike watcher Subpar bike rider "Chicanes always, even in the mud" Kenny Werner

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17m
Does Sprayonie Bentveld work?
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 1h
Anna Spray
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 1h
I’ll have to get back to the drawing board
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 3h
Spray De Bruyckere
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 22h
Ewwww
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But some more equally than others
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Somewhere a French rider has brick in their pocket
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*been
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Far too much of a heads up. I suspect he will calls it a day like Jala
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Given the amount of sram electronics it is basically an e bike
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is it not an acoustic MTB?
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Roglic and Pidcock would go so hard in G2 at the Italian Classics
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The UCI are working very hard figuring out how to add cars to a bend 50m before the line
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just one more bro, then they'll fix it
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/bill...
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The sport has never been more back (world champs are a myth)
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fitting that untitled design (88) would be about America and ethnocentrism
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
United Scandinavia of America
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/bill... We had Scandi Gibbons a few years back, time to get him to uno-x
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe you are going to be alright then
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good good Let the hate run through you
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But have you considered doing the same bit of canal do 4 hours in the pouring rain?
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zwift is like bike riding but sad
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the least “going to be okay” I’ve heard in a while
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He is also missing part of his neck, for no particular reason
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Simmons Enjoyer
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guuuuuuuuuuus
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gathered, hence your asking
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not much, What’s vibe coding with you?
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pot kettle
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Make Astana Great Again and it’s just Rogla signing
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You need a TUE for ADHD meds, so I suspect the dosage isn't that low
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you are going to dope, at least dope properly
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Merckx is somewhere tearing his hair out thinking he could have got a few more Giri if they let him
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
10 minute penalty is a funny punishment
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That explains his cornering
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Makes sense, I can imagine a ram would hurt
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What hurts?
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remco is allergic to the final corner in European Champs when sprinting against an Italian
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've seen enough, Wout van Aert is European Champions
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@zoeface44.bsky.social I think you are being summoned to help MORG win
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clearly Tadej spent too much time with Wout before the velodrome then" *Photo of Wout winning Roubaix*
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proximity to Wout will do that
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then you'd best stop watching cycling all week to build up good karma
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you want Morgbardia then you'd best stay far away from any and all TV
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Biganzoli cooking that Midcock fraud
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RAAAAAAAAH
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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pleasure meeting you too Definitely gave it my all, I am still absolutely boxed 😂
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