Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 15/10/2026From what my wife tells me about how buns work, if she removed the ring and let her bun down, her hair would be about as long as it is with the ring and the severed ponytail. That's wild. That hair was a whole project. 110 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I am loving how much I am learning about Huttese through this man. The Hutts think of babies as just those things that cry, and I feel that. 030 3
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I went Dietrich first because I wanted a creepy henchman who looked like Jean-Paul Sartre. Little did I know that the creepy henchman is in fact Dietrich 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I suspect that Dietrich doesn't get battalions for the same reason he doesn't remember birthdays 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Omg, the name Ernie Barguckle comes from the Lasagna Cat episode that is just Drew Barrymore's brother giving an hour-long lecture on one Garfield strip 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shout-out to Maurice for being not even close to the only guy that happened to but the only guy who got shit for it 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Being able to build support by hatewatching something together was not on my wish list for this game but I'm so glad it's here 0110 11
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I dunno, he's really bad at minding his own business or staying in-character. Maybe they were just curious and asked him about the Church of Seiros and he immediately started calling them slurs. 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Slay the Spire is the ancient type of game where you just pay for it once and you're done. 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm pretty sure I'm most of the way through Dietrich's path and I still haven't learned why those guys were trying to kill Fabio when I found him. I hope I never find out. I bet he kind of had it coming. 100 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like that she secretly learned to read. She's probably not even good at it but it probably feels so badass to be the only girl in Saramis who knows what that sign says 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Meanwhile in Dietrich's path, three of the strongest and scariest people in the world find the drunkest hobo in the world, and he ends up being one handgun away from surpassing them all 030 3
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think Dietrich is the only lead in this game whose entire supporting cast wants to fuck him 011 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I DMed for some people who had never played D&D before but wanted to play their Three Houses OCs using a Fodlan fan supplement. It was a pretty good time. Dimitri ate an entire cloth napkin during a date. 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yellow is shield flavored, green is missile flavored, and red are everything flavored, presumably like an everything bagel. 100 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just saw someone referring to Samus consuming like ten tons of the X parasite in one weekend as "girldinner." 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kirby and his moms Samus and Bayonetta is the second best Smash friendship after Snake/Isabelle 030 3
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dietrich is literally the Goth Kid On Vacation and I am here for it youtu.be/cYQAFtkqH34?...youtu.beGoth Kid on Vacation - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why are they even still using a big printed world map on the wall when everyone has a perfect globe simulator in their pocket? 030 3
Reposted by Bill VolkCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 138102251612 10.2K
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I love that he seems to be a brooding Byronic antihero, complete with a creepy assistant, trapped in a tropical paradise that is not matching his aesthetic at all. By day 2 the thing he's brooding about is sunburn. 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"This sword was forged by my ancestors to strike down gods." "Yeah? Well this gun was forged by Sylvain Jose Gautier to strike down your candy ass. Parry this, you filthy casual!" 131 3
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That can't be right. By that reasoning, Engage is a Fire Emblem game 040 4
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026One has the crest of Daphnel and the other has the crest of Macuil. This is our first sign of multiple Nabateans sharing a crest instead of each one having a unique one. 001 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The other two kind of remind me of all that Sauron/Melkor fanart, so I can only imagine this as baby Ancalagon 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Running a one-shot at a con, the PCs were rescuing their boss from a shotgun wedding to a giant psychic gorilla. One PC offered to marry the gorilla instead. 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Commission from @kaachiel.bsky.social for one of my players' characters. Dex, The Right Hand of Doom, who would really rather be back home with his puppy instead of here killing you. 022 2
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Everyone says Leonie is a creep for wanting to get with Jeralt, but nobody says anything about Lorenz's obvious crush on the radiant Margrave Edmund 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Starfield should have been Kerbal Space Program but the little guys are leaning out of the space windows shooting guns at each other 020 2
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Commission from @inkviral.bsky.social of a PC in our D&D campaign 020 2
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 28/06/2026She never notices that Hubert has been simping for her nonstop since they were five, because she can't process the idea of anyone, much less herself, being attracted to Hubert. 020 2
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 10/06/2026He knows exactly why I don't talk to people and he doesn't even know it. The thought that someone will spend ten minutes venting toxic waste at me if I ask about an unrelated thing has actually inspired me to learn new skills 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"Recast this film but with Muppets and only one human" should be tried with video games more. 010 1
Reposted by Bill VolkJackz - Tiefling King @jackzarts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Here are some fun Silly Goobers I did back then 😈 🌱 The first one was for @billvolkgames.bsky.social 🌱 Then Muse for @itsmetovri.bsky.social #dndart #tiefling #dnd #vgencomm #vgenopen #vgen #artsky 36921 69
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The one-to-one correspondence in appearance between Avatar and Dethklok must have been intentional. You've got the black-haired grouchy frontman, the blond demigod, the white guy with dreads, the short-haired alley troll, and literal Toki Wartoothmedia.tenor.coma group of cartoon characters are playing guitars and drums in a dark room .ALT: a group of cartoon characters are playing guitars and drums in a dark room . 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 11/03/2026"This could be our last night on Earth" is a pickup line so good it got a board game named after it 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Maybe adapted to a different biome? Like goblins are tropical orcs displaying island smallness, or orcs are arctic goblins displaying arctic hugeness, depending on who you ask 010 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Interesting, so this means orcs have more magical potential than elves. So do rabbitfolk, meaning they can pull themselves out of hats 100 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Is the suffix "-let" used more generally to indicate halfling parentage? Do humans and halflings make homlets? If this world has pig-faced orcs, to they and halflings make piglets? 100 1
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 16/02/2026you can use Muppet Edelgard for any promotional purposes you want 120 2
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 11/02/2026"Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me.” -Conan the Barbarian 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I was sold on Tactics Ogre right at the beginning when a major plot point was that there are two different guys named Lancelot and we were going after the wrong one. 000 0
Bill Volk @billvolkgames.bsky.social · 10/01/2026My current campaign's theme started as "heists" but became "high society thembos who spend more time picking outfits than fighting." 110 1