Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The Broadway Blueshirts, or should I say the Ziegfeld Follies! There’s a Perestroika Pig in goal who isn’t bringing home the bacon like he should - we need answers Quick, and I can’t Garandtee they have one. Time for the Garden Faithful to hiss Chris, if he can take the diss! 1110
Reposted by Bill TouspilleRob Luker @rluker.bsky.social · 06/02/2025A Zibanejad & Kreider shorthanded odd man rush goal? Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social... 1162
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Not Andy Ogles immediately blaming DEI and demanding a 3rd Trump term after a fucking plane crash And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him 140
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Noticed a few times the past couple of games where NYR’s had mismatched D pairs on their offside when caught on a change. Like Lindgren jumping on for the prior shift’s RHD, for example. This is weird bench behavior and it’s cost them 020
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Today’s the day for Invincible Igor - hey he won so I’m back on the Shesty Squad! It’ll be a Russian Revolution for these two glasnost goalies. And for my money, watching our Soviet Savior top his young comrade sounds like a real #AfternoonDelight 060
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I’m glad we’ll be back to the high level Ranger hockey we’ve come to expect once they trade Kaapo Kakko 150
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Happy Last Full Week of Work Before the Holidays to all that celebrate 050
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Another night another dream but always you…it’s like a vision of losing that seems to be true. The silver fox starter Jonny Quick didn’t bring it home, but it’s not like the Broadway Blueberries have the Real McCoy in Boris Backup! Maybe Rocky Rempe can run up the steps 081
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The only thing that can save the #NYR season is a late night full squad game of truth or dare 581
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Sam - Those aren’t boos, Joe. They’re LUUUUUs, for Luigi Mangione! Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker 23911
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Like, obv the Rangers and Sens have discussed Tkachuk to SOME degree. Or Brady’s people have pitched the idea to management that he wouldn’t mind a change Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now? 280
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 09/12/2024In days of yore, the captain was the biggest #guy on the field. I say give it to Rempe! Maybe the Ka-Ching King can lead, but Iggy Piggy should do a little family planny wanny. Back in my day, players had from Labor Day till end of October to use their Halloweenies! 041
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I am disproportionally excited about the freakout that’s going to happen tomorrow when Ruhwedel gets recalled 280
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Yeah I’d kinda rather get one of these quotes than wordy utter perplexion 071
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Not letting Ralph Macchio out of his cage until the Rangers have a good game 140
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Looks like the Bolshoi Backup got left on the dance floor. If this is Swan Lake, then maybe Rempe is #Natalie Portman. Cap’n Chris is probably Cryin’ Chris lately. Me? I’m giving Comrade Cupcake $15 in Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and seeing if there’s a Moscow location. Hey siri! 191
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Alright if they score 4 quick ones they can still lose this one in OT 0150
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Whenever Sam says “Jones back on defense” I sometimes pretend it’s two ladies named Joan and they’re best friends 1110
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 02/12/2024According to the Law of Microsoft Authenticator…the first goal of the game will be scored by Jonathan Quick 1100
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Just wait till they play one of Laf’s video game buddies 010
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If the worst you can say about this lineup is “why not recall Rempe” or “eff you Drury its on SIGHT #FreeJimmy” then I think they might’ve nailed it 2121
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If the Ka-Ching King wants to break the bank, maybe he should practice a bit longer. I hear there are 11 million reasons he doesn’t want to though. Gilles the Thrill Villemure would never! 080
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 30/11/2024If I were the penalty box attendant, I’d run it like a fancy bathroom. Mints, aftershave, a Tide stick, little tip jar 3251
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Lindgren bleeding You’re fucked Montreal, and you don’t even know it 0131
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Yeah when a noted piece of shit kneecaps your young star and then flops when challenged, let’s not focus on his smarts 1120
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Could we see John Wick Quick lick the Hapless Habs today? He seems like the type of piggy who eats roast beef, while his Bolshevik Backup iggy piggy has none, stays at home, goes to market, and cries wee wee wee all the way home. Checkmate, Matt Rempe! 1100
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It’s not a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich unless it has every single leftover on it String bean casserole? Leftover pate and crackers from earlier? A buttered roll? Apple cider? Get it all on there 040
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Another one slips away from Jenny from the Bloc, who thinks the team’s current offer is a bit too j-Low. Since it’s all about the Benjamin Afflecks with the Ka-Ching King, maybe the Blueshirts should put love in net, it don’t cost a thing 172
Reposted by Bill TouspilleMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 29/11/2024That Zibanejad shot is a good example of why my answer to "do missed shots have an xG?" is "yes". 2372
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024We’re in the When-Sam-Said-This-One-Will-Last-A-Lifetime-He-Wasn’t-Kidding-Tweet circle of hell right now 0110
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Mika missing that open net is the equivalent of every political misstep Ned Stark made in Game of Thrones 070
Reposted by Bill TouspilleArthur Staple @artstape.bsky.social · 29/11/2024#NYR with some, uh, creative defending in their own end -- been a while since I saw a 3 on 0 given up from an OZ possession at 5v5 -- but they're only down a goal. Could put off the doomsayers outside (and inside?) the org with a big third period. 1113
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Tin Hat Theory: This team is so broken they’re going to lose anyway, so Lav putting 55-23 and 79-8 together is him trying to give his players a little bit of happiness and comfort in these dark times 020
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The last time I saw a hockey team fall off a cliff like this was right before the fall of Númenor 190
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Two turkey breasts - dry brined for 24 hours, then applewood smoked. Left is getting sprayed with a cider/tamari mix and the right brushed with homemade cranberry sauce (Skin will cook separately in the oven) 4190
Bill Touspille @billtouspille.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Didn’t watch the game tonight Also - why is every kid at Shiz University 30? 010
