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Bill Thorne

@billthorne.bsky.social
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Human, but barely. Writer, among other things. USMC Veteran.

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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Another night at the fire of my story, telling my tale to the stars...
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I've got to say, if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as my cat. He has the life.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
For a short month, February sure is taking its sweet time.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The beginning of every writing day starts with coffee. It is the equivalent of donning my armor and honing my weapons before battle in the olden days.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I remember when I first heard people skip prologues, my initial reaction was disbelief. I still don't understand it. It's like me saying, "Oh, I never watch the first ten minutes of a movie."
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I don’t do it that often, but I like writing in the quiet hours of the night. Everyone is asleep, even my cat, and it’s almost like I’m all alone in another world. Just me and these characters…
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Awesome news everybody! I just received a DM from a lady who will “elevait yur book 2 new hites!” It was nice knowing you all! I’m on my way to super stardom!!!
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If there’s one thing my cat cannot abide, it’s me getting some undisturbed sleep at night.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Writing is such a strange thing. One day I’m on fire with the heat of my story. The next, I’m a pile of wet smoldering ashes.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I hate when characters in books and movies make really stupid decisions. Me: answering the DM from ExiledNigerianPrince
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I may pay the mortgage but my cat owns the house. God forbid I should close a door without his permission.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In my personal life story, my cat switches from faithful companion to evil antagonist with frightening ease and regularity.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I wish there was a couch sitting contest. I feel like I could win that.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
America has become the Florida of the world.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I am also shielded by headphones to defend me from any assaults upon my productivity.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have armed myself with piping hot coffee and am now ready to tackle this chapter.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m pretty sure I have an evil twin out in the world somewhere and he’s responsible for at least half of my problems.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My cat typed a sentence on my laptop today.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I don't know why they don't make it a law that anything created with AI has to have notice stating so. Like a warning label. Let the buyer then decide if they want it. Trying to pass it off on people unseen is an act of bad faith, like slipping bad ingredients into your meal.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be descended from a Roman festival of drunken sex. Enjoy!
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I don't know if you know this, but in England, to 'trump' means to 'fart'.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You think you people have it bad. My print screen key is right next to my delete key. So yeah, I'm dealing with that 100+ times today.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I feel like the world's going crazy. variety.com/2025/digital...
variety.com
Netflix Opens Restaurant on Las Vegas Strip
The Netflix Bites Vegas restaurant is now open at the MGM Grand with food and drink inspired by original series and movies.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Gentlemen, a friendly reminder: This Friday is the designated day we must each submit an offering to the appropriate priestess/acolyte/devotee of the Goddess of Bloody Hearts. Trust me, you do not want to forget.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I don't know. After all this time, I still don't understand toilet roll math.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A man will face a painful death in battle with more grace than a day at home with the flu.
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Bill Thorne @billthorne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Wow, everyone - good news! I just received an email from a Mariane Luzatsky telling me she has a gift of 3.5M for me!
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