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Bill Taggard

@billtaggard.bsky.social
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 16h
It appears she been crying so much her makeup is…. …sorry, hearing now that’s just her normal look.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20h
Long suffering Padres fans are VERY aware of salary concerns. The famed Fire Sale (salary dump) of 1993 when they lost 101 games. 10 years ago their best pitcher was Jhoulys Chacín. They have certainly seen the other side recently, but their rival Dodgers are the poster-children for a cap.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Arguing with a joke, then explaining in detail why it was OK, then calling someone else tedious is 🤌
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m worried they’re a little anxious? Would love to see Tatis get a hit here and so he can breathe again.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’ll need to go deep into the game to rest up this bullpen.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One is reference info and the other is reasoning and critical thinking.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fu Jobu Pedro Cerrano
ALT: Fu Jobu Pedro Cerrano
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh whoops. Almost as embarrassing as misunderstanding humor lmao
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s OK CC will get the record back next year.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That diaper bag is huge.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It said “known to locals for generations.” What a discovery!
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not over until it’s over. He’ll be resting for a long time in a couple of days (unless the Hail Mary works).
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looks like a mini sunfish. Do you have mini orcas too?
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First. It’s get out the vote in districts that are far more competitive than they should be
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“We’re under intense scrutiny over our ‘alleged’ Russian ties, and we can totally afford this wedding on our own, should we get the Russians to secretly bankroll it?” “Duh, Eric.” (Obviously fiction—Eric would never ask that.)
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jim* and look up “tongue-in-cheek”
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sure some were booing Riley Gaines too. 🤣
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good job Whaler! Dad was nearly dead. Just lying there on that raft. Couldn’t even open his eyes.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
His acne is pretty bad.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Double-digit mebounds and double-digit where’s-the-foul’s. tbf, CC is very close on the WTFs too.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
…..as is Planned Parenthood (built for, you know, women’s health and not just abortions).
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Isle of America?
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ass blood is a bit browner
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What? I love ICE now. (No I don’t.)
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Daisy, would you stop?! Your breath smells baa-ad.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They come in threes though, right?!
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Woah. I initially read that as An Autobiography of An <other word starting with “Id”>.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not sure I understand any of this. Bereding = berating perhaps? I’m from North County and I’ve never heard anyone seriously use Daygo. Same with Cali. The rest I’ll need a translator for. Nice work though.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
First time I cheered for anything Raiders-related in over 50 years. Except when they release a former #1 overall draft pick. That’s an event I enjoy annually.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Had a scorpion on the bathroom ceiling last night.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wild horses couldn’t keep me away. From voting.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Making ~100 people waste 30 seconds reading this also the destruction of 50 minutes of a human life.
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Gwen Róisín @meowthrandir.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think Trump likes Natalie Harp because she Pampers him
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Melania treats Trump with open contempt. So not a chance she’s upset about someone else wiping his nasty ass and otherwise nursing him.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Should get his 600th HR by game 200…
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wait, will he play in 10 games by then?
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna need a bigger fence.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’d 100% watch a truthful documentary on him (not sure if this one is), but I think I’d devote 90 minutes tops.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He won’t be president by the end of the year.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t know that there’s been another person who did or will “unite” the world in this way since Hitler.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Padres?
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Two separate and valid truths until yesterday, when they somehow intertwined.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Didn’t we all learn dum has a b at the end?
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Big Head Nodding with a Drink
ALT: Big Head Nodding with a Drink
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My Threads usage directly correlates to my number of misclicks from Instagram.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wonder how many Republicans are going to hear how inane this sounds and then apply that to the 2020 claims.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Operation Gonna Need a Bigger Lift
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and Bud Light.
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Bill Taggard @billtaggard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can comprehend classist but still wondering about ableist.
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