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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Her adoption name was Frankie, her official name is Francesca Frampton-Reilly, her other names include Stinky, Musher, Potato, lil Fat Fat, Baby Girl, Muffin, and omg I know I’m forgetting the best ones

Lil pug being all mushers with the bell bell up for rubbing

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I went to Boyce Thompson last weekend and got some cool bug photos!

Saguaro cactus against a blue sky, with a butterfly in the upper right corner

Brightly colored bug called a blister beetle that’s native to the Sonoran Desert

Cylindrical web on a cactus. If you zoom in you can see the very large spider inside!

Rosy red flower on a cactus paddle (no bug in this one, I just thought it was pretty)

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This is my girl so I know EXACTLY what you mean

A black pug regards the viewer with an expression that says, “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed”

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

It’s not on this screenshot but it’s on there

A playlist titled “For When It Happens” with a variety of happy dance songs

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I tried a membership with Thrive Market last year. The box arrived with 2 broken bottles of soy sauce and tuna fish cans that had opened under the weight of the other groceries, so I never ordered again. I went to cancel today and of course there wasn’t a way to do that, so this happened instead

Bot responds to my cancellation request with a spiel about benefits and asks if I want to keep my membership. I say “No.” Bot asks why I want to cancel

I say “Cancel.” Bot launches into second spiel

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Jfc. Additionally what is going on in your ads

AI slop depicting a “handmade painted book mug” that has obviously never existed in this universe next to high-heeled UGG boots supposedly designed for elderly women which are attached to two legs that clearly don’t belong to each other

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Kate this is so good I just added it to my inspo board

Post-it note that says “Write for the sicko who gets you completely!”

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I’m so pleased that we’re reclaiming frogs from the fash

The character Frog from the video game Chrono Trigger waving a sword enthusiastically against the fash

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I was searching for a Creole restaurant in my neighborhood and Gemini helpfully offered Mexican, generic American, and Italian

Screenshot of a Gemini section titled “Authentic Louisiana” with options including La Casa de Juana and RigaTony’s

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Marisa can I share this one I’ve been sitting on? It hurt my feelings bc I am from CA (rude!) but also that passenger sticker!!!

Black SUV with an Arizona license plate and various unkind stickers, including one with an image of California that reads “No one wants you here.” Covering the entire passenger window is a very unflattering photo of Donald Trump

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

There are these beautiful red birds in the park by my house and I found out they’re vermillion flycatchers!

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Had a meeting at the AZ capitol today and saw the tail end of a big march!

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Oooh ooh now I want to try Oh it says I was a nerd

David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth

Linda Hamilton as Sarah O’Connor in Terminator 2

Jonathan Brandis in SeaQuest DSV as the Wesley Crusher character

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I was in emergency meetings all day about federal funding. Then a drunk driver totaled my garage, both cars, and the bathroom!

A black SUV embedded in the remains of my garage

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Frankie overheard a high-tension work call and now she’s taking her frustrations out on my office chair

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Plastic Duck is your new manager @billionhighways.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Today I went hiking and a whole group of javalina crossed the trail like ten feet away and it was beautiful. They took turns crossing and each one stopped and stared at me before continuing