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Bill Gerdes

@billgerdes.bsky.social
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I’m back in the US baby. Looking for gigs and writing jobs as well as acting work.

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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 6h
True the arrow of acceptable dental care is slow but bends toward modern medicine and enlightenment. I suppose no Elons in H/G times-he would have been put on an ice floe
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 6h
C’mon man. Our lives our so good now we wax poetically about a time where you could mate with your cousin or your other cousin and people died from strep throat and a tooth ache
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Leave Nick in London
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
9/9 bitches
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well that was what we call a huge fucking mistake.
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A serious drug addiction seems preferable to this
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The announcers won’t let us forget, don’t worry
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just in time for the Holidays
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This seems willfully obtuse- he’s inviting Iran to bomb LA, even hinting darkly of doing it himself
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They run every first down for 2 yards- it’s actually good to pass on first down!
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And in 2-3 games when he gets hurt, cause he probably will, they’ll go back to silence until it’s 2027 and they’ll start the project all over again
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
True although when this happens in the US we call it Tuesday
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doink The Clown Entrance
ALT: Doink The Clown Entrance
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your right about this but on your serious point that we can’t afford to cover everyone you must mean you don’t find it worthwhile and that even though almost all countries do it you’d prefer healthcare based on employment status and the the resulting mess that ensues
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“What is?”
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Or die of strep throat at 11 or a million other things really
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right but also i suppose compared to what’s happening in UK/US it’s lame compared to terrifying
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s even these weird little side books in the series that really flush out the story
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is working on your 8th neck tattoo a paying gig?
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The guy in Casablanca was pretty nice- he let Bogart bone his wife in Paris. Maybe an exception
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No thanks
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is how I lost my middle child
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The problem in any Western Country seems to be this- 38% of the voting population hates foreigners, minorities, and anything that smacks of multinationalism. That can be enough unfortunately!
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Showing a photo of Trump, who is not in NY, is journalistic malpractice and shows just how in the bag you are for the far right
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The bank examiner has been leaving “living with 1 kidney” pamphlets on my porch
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Common sense travel is beating weird internet bro travel science so far
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A bag of chips costs 6 bucks- better have 2 jobs
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s one of several problems that are actually worse in the UK than US
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They are fascists and you should label them as such
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Soccer and hockey right?
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rahm is a hack who’d sell his grannie to be elected assistant dog catcher
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Zzzz
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
10 years ?
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a deal like rape is making love
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dog Day Afternoon would not get green lit today
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hopefully we get that chance
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
High School Freshman> High School Senior apparently
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The neighbor on each side of me owns one- makes me wonder
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Which sort of underlies what they are attempting to do- suck all joy out of our existence and make peoples every thought about the worst possible type of politics
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Teenage Enema Nurse was prescient in a way we couldn’t have imagined
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DTF Rotoworld
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
From about 78-82 they were the best band in the world and they actually fucking mattered-that they mattered was due mainly to Joe
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sunscreen
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s certainly not the sort of sex anyone would want to watch
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She whored for the Boches
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who gives a shit?
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When the chips were down though my fellow citizens said yeah we’ll take the greedy, stupid racist please
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s +150 on Draft Kings
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Overkill?
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Bill Gerdes @billgerdes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Has this ever been run about a Republican? Doubtful
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