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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway

@billgalloway.ca
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Father, Socialist, Humanist, Blue Jays Fan, Board Gamer. Say no to AI, folks. My cartoons and my writing might be fannish and beginner-level, but they're frickin *mine*.

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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 03/10/2026
Drop some kicks
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/10/2026
They added this, just to make their point:
Picture of the blue film factories put on new screens to prevent scratches.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/10/2026
Found in an Amazon review. Thanks for really cheering me up, [name redacted]!
Review for a tablet: THE PROTECTIVE PACKAGING LAYER IS BLUE. REMOVE IT FOR FULL COLOR ACCURACY.
IF YOU BUY THIS, DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID. REMOVE THE PROTECTIVE LAYER.

This tablet comes with a plastic film to protect its screen while in transport. This plastic film is BLUE. For a year straight, I thought this tablet had weak/unbalanced lighting that made everything slightly blue, but it was actually the protective layer I didn't remove because I didn't want to scratch it.

Remove the layer and replace it with an actual screen protector. It will greatly improve the visual accuracy.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/10/2026
Forget the goat vs bird debate - is this "praying hands" or "high five"?
The two hands pressed together emoji. Is this two people giving a high five, or one person with hands in prayer?
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 29/09/2026
*opens mailbox* Hmm... let's see what's on sale at the supermarket-- What the hell? SOUP in a BAG?? God, what would Bruce McCulloch think of this? #kidsinthehall #soupinabag
An image clipped from a supermarket flyer in Ontario, offering soup sold in a plastic packet instead of in an aluminum can.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 26/09/2026
A photo of the backdrop and lighting for a picture of an action figure and his plastic "magic spell effect".
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 26/09/2026
Gotta try to have fun somehow when you're stuck indoors. #actionfigures #diorama
An action figure photographed "casting a spell". Samir Scrollwarder from Mythic Legions throws a Magic Missile atcha!
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 24/09/2026
This innocent pic gave me shivers. I mean, the mayor's a good dude and all. But there's this one horror themed RPG, and your first exposure to its cosmic horrors is when your character is "invited to a night at the opera". Before you know it, you're holster-deep in slime and Fish-Men. #DeltaGreen
Screenshot from a recent video by Mayor Zohran Mamdani where he invites the viewer to a night at the opera - which is the codeword for "secret mission to save the world from Lovecraftian nightmares" in the role-playing game Delta Green. 

The mayor of course was just talking about the musical art form.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 19/09/2026
You find some cool stuff on Bluesky. On Thursday I take this picture (sunflower) and on Saturday I find an entire account of similar things!
Sunflower growing from the sidewalk in Lansdowne in eastern Ontario, Canada.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 19/09/2026
A rabbit appears! (This was right on my front walk)
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 17/09/2026
That same thing in the amazing new frozen-action pictorial format:
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 17/09/2026
A pretty-looking lesson in perseverance.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 16/09/2026
The prompt for my post - a suggestion to write a horror story using only three words.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 16/09/2026
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 16/09/2026
A screenshot from the sitcom "Friday Night Dinner" showing son Adam with a disgusted look on his face as his dad always uses the wrong word to talk about women. The caption reads "Do you have to call them 'females'?"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 10/09/2026
No, but it looks different now because of inflation.
A ten sided die with the numbers 1-5 printed twice.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 10/09/2026
How did the Loch Ness Monster commit all those Jack The Ripper murders undetected??
A skit from the movie "Amazon Women On The Moon", with a giant fiberglass plesiosaur dressed in 19th century gentlemen's outfit.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 05/09/2026
Repost with a title screen that's iconic to you
The screen for the 1990 PC game "Stunts".
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 03/09/2026
Well, this at least will be much harder to counterfeit. Look at how easy it is to spot the phony bill made on the old paper:
Just the bottom third of the vertical dollar, with the rest of the counterfeit bill being blank space.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/09/2026
A painting of Samuel Johnson, used as the "what the $&@# did I just read" meme.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/09/2026
Quark with chyron: "Claims many hyoo-mons are friends"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 25/08/2026
Top 5 Simpson quotes: 1. I can see through time! 2. Oh, I'm not a doctor 3. With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero 4. I'm seein' double here! Four Krustys! 5. 782 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Oh--hiya Maude! The order in which I would rank them is 4, 2, 1, 5, 3.
Lisa from "The Simpsons" feeling under the weather after drinking theme-park-ride water. 

"I am the Lizard Queen!" she shouts.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 23/08/2026
I liked the team-up he did with the shockingly young youngest member of Power Pack. All the best stories about a warrior or berserker or Samurai are about their humanity.
Panels from a 1980s X-Men comic with Logan and Energizer.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 23/08/2026
I get tree frogs visiting my back deck quite often. There's something charming about how fragile these little guys seem.
Tree frog on a deck chair.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 22/08/2026
Bruce McDonald's "Roadkill" - a Canadian film that really affected me. Even in black and white, the Northern Ontario summer looks incredible - desolate then beautiful then back to eerie again.
Valerie Buhagiar in Bruce McDonald and Don McKellar's "Roadkill" from 1989.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 21/08/2026
Today's visitor: a stick insect! #naturephotography #withoutleavingthehouse
A bug that appeared on my screen door. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_walkingstick

I would say this appears to be a juvenile male. He probably works with chemicals, possibly near Marshgate Lane, and by the scratches on his pocket watch I would deduce that he is a heavy drinker.Close up photograph of a stick insect on my screen door.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 19/08/2026
Oh man why did I pick Wendy's today?
The Sonic The Hedgehog card game deck case I got from a Wendy's restaurant today.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 18/08/2026
I love that the library where I work still has these
An old fashioned due date note card inside a book about Emily Carr.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 18/08/2026
Everybody's posting hip, or at least hip-in-those-days stuff. Wish I could.
Cover art for the U2 - Zooropa CD
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 15/08/2026
I found this store one day in Toronto.
Toronto, Ontario fashion boutique called "Your Clothes Friend".
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 14/08/2026
With this book you can even learn to speak to your cat!
The cover of "French for Cats" by Henry Beard
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 08/08/2026
My favourite line from this episode: "Shake harder, boy!"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 07/08/2026
A can opener from about four can opener patents ago.
A rusty antique can opener
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 05/08/2026
The new agent 007 and her spouse.
Kristen Schaal and her husband Rich Blomquist.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 04/08/2026
I knew I'd seen that one before somewhere!
The helicopter-based boss battle from the arcade game "Shinobi"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 31/07/2026
Summer living! #insects
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 23/07/2026
I'm grateful that my only real vice is plastic junk. There are worse ones. #minifigures #shelfie
Some recent impulse purchases of mine shown in this picture including Lego figures of Jim Halpert, the superhero named Invincible, Allen the Alien, and Medusa the Gorgon.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 19/07/2026
Ah, Crazy Fort Sundays!
Family snuggles inside a makeshift mosquito tent made from a kids' blanket fort kit or three.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 11/07/2026
The greatest movie villain of all time is made entirely out of marshmallow, I think nobody can deny that. This figure has a red LED in his tummy that lights up for "roasting".
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. We used to roast them at Camp Wakanda!
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 07/07/2026
The "John Oliver acting seriously on a soap opera" meme, with new text: 
John: Have you heard about the gas station drug crisis? Drugs are bad!
Woman: *slaps John* My husband needs those boners!
John: *looks shocked*
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 03/07/2026
He's like every dad every rock music video was rebelling against rolled into one.
The dad from Twisted Sister's video "We're Not Gonna Take It"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day!
A picture of me on my new patio furniture. The assembly of which is half done.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 27/06/2026
Sunsets can help you to feel better despite all the... *gestures vaguely*
A sunset i saw today at Red Bay, Ontario.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 23/06/2026
Guess I'm not a Star Trek fan, because my first thought was this:
Cover of the Marvel comic book "ROM: Spaceknight" #1.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 14/06/2026
"I don't care if she looks like a lump of Kryptonite to you. Her name is Crystal and we're in love." #Superman #actionfigures
A photo of two action figures of Superman and Lex Luthor. Lex is sitting at his desk, holding an oddly-shaped piece of crystal.


--BY the way, posing toys and getting a good photo with just two hands is hard, y'all!
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 13/06/2026
Michael Keaton plays a man and his three clones in the movie "Multiplicity".
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 06/06/2026
Hey, if it makes you feel a bit better in this eleventh year of 2016, buy it. Money isn't going to do much good after the Jackpot happens anyway. I've never owned X-men toys before this week, and these are kind of cool. Ororo with the mohawk there is pretty bad ass. #actionfigures #marvellegends
A group of superhero action figures. One of them is very tiny, and a speech bubble near it is saying "Curse you, Pym!"
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 30/05/2026
Gimme more a' dat old-timey lingo! I can't get enough of da stuff, see?
Panel of a pistol being fired. Caption reads "FROM THE DOORWAY, A ROSCOE SNEEZES."
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 27/05/2026
Some of the best comics I ever read as a kid had that cover, you know the kind I mean, filled with jagged balloons declaring how deadly and dangerous some brand new schmo is, and it's not until decades later you think "Oh, that issue labeled 'BEWARE of mighty RIPSNORT!' was filler."
The cover of comic book "West Coast Avengers" #10, with villainous randos HEADLOK and GRIFFIN.
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Bill "They pay me in woims" Galloway @billgalloway.ca · 21/05/2026
A screenshot from the TV show "Mitchell and Webb" showing a complicated comedy sketch of a game show happening after a mysterious calamity called "The Event" that is painful to remember. Superimposed on the screen during the game show are the words "DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT".
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