Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My lala✨ snells like petrichor 💕💖 *giggle* *giggle* 031
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026one time during indoor recess we were on the computer and we googled "real aliens" and the power went out as soon as we hit enter and we got so scared because we thought the aliens found out we were looking for their secrets 0122
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 🙏❤️ 091
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok. 1142
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet. 2201
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green 642761517
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜 3559
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 02/09/2025My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots 2353
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 28/08/2025imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1 0253
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 30/01/2024I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54 0143
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 19/01/2024I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit. 3215
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 06/01/2024what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill? 2122
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 03/01/2024I killed him with a rock. Also the mcflurry machine was down when I stopped in there earlier today, will a Wendy's frosty work? 110
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag 171
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 29/12/2023Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite! 0135
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 21/12/2023I need to get more furry art some time soon. Maybe as Xmas gift to myself 062
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 21/12/2023Thinking focal bathys cuz I can buy at cost rather than retail. 010
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 21/12/2023I need new Bluetooth headphones :( Can't do earbuds anymore really :( 120
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 18/12/2023I am God's strongest soldier (2hrs of sleep on average to work a solo warehouse job) 030
Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Can weed be federally legal yet? I wanna ship drugs to my besties. 030
Reposted by Bill Clinton🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 12/12/2023for the birthday i think id just like it if my favorite works would be shared with a rt or even a quick look -- genuinely so grateful for everyone enabling me to make such cool shit throughout the years, tysm💕🍰 20385146
