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Bill Bimini

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Adult artist Bill Bimini creates comics 🔞 billbimini.neocities.org

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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/02/2026
Bill Bimini updates the list
Crude four panel comic of two people saying “i hope that guy gets sho-“”shh! You’re gonna get us on a list.”, a man in an “FBI - Federal Breast Inspector”  spits out his coffee and starts typing them into a list. Final panel says “grave pissing reservations. Booking confirmed. You are #6942046 in queue.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 22/02/2026
I never mention the half inch. That way i have a little extra in reserve when she asks me to go deeper.
Crude drawing of bill bimini holding a bunny girl on his shoulders in the pool. She is excitedly pointing past the five foot depth marker on pool, he is looking at the viewer and winking
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 22/02/2026
steal his look!
item listing from embellishfx.com rubber wear cleft chin prosthetic appliance from $17.00
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 22/02/2026
every short king needs his crown
Crude 4 panel comic of bill bimini holding hands with a bunny girl. “You know, i’ve never worried about my height but it is a nice novelty to have a girl who is shorter than me” “as long as we don’t count my ears.” Bill bends over rustles his hair before standing up to reveal his bald spot and that he has made his combover stand straight up to be just a little taller than her ears.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 17/02/2026
Macaloni
Extreme closeup of a hololive streamers face as she says pepeloni
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
Bill Bimini, women respecter
Crude four panel comic of a man sipping respect women juice. He offers it two his friend who turns it down with a smile. He scowls but the friend turns to a waitress, orders two bottles and has them hung from a drip and injected straight into his veins
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
The pencil thing was my first idea for age verification but i never found an easy way to turn the joke into functional code
Age verification for a website where you have to click the right app on a smart phone to order a pizza and the only correct answer is the "make a phone call" app
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 06/02/2026
Bill Bimini the handyman
Crude comic of a man watching a woman dressed only in one of his shirts struggling to reach the top shelf of his kitchen, on her tiptoes and slightly exposing her butt cheeks. He studies a “cabinetry for dumbasses” book and she brings him lemonade as he saws wood only to reveal that he has redesigned the kitchen to only have top shelves.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/01/2026
Reminds me of this classic
Aamykerr tweet “plt dresses are smartlike” two women in the same tight black dress, one with an underboob hole and the other for whom it is just a boob hole
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 22/01/2026
I literally can't shut up when I'm horny unless my mouth is otherwise engaged, so i actually find the concept of responding to titty pics like a boomer parent who hates texting very funny in the abstract
Snippet of a crude comic about titty pics. Fake text message history reading "image saved to titty pics. Keep this one for later ;). Vrey nice 👍"
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 20/01/2026
"What do we got here?"
Kafka The Metamorphosis bug in bed
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 13/01/2026
tbh i post em all anyway nowadays but this has been sitting in my canvases for weeks and because i forgot what the joke was going to be and i’m hoping it might yet come back to me
Crude 4 panel comic. One panel has a man with an erection looking at his phone. The other has a guy standing up with an erection and fat tits. I think he was meant to be the “boldly stating dumb opinion” meme guy? The last two panels are blank.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 13/01/2026
Big tiddy goth gf wet t-shirt contest
Crude comic of a big tiddy goth gf wet t-shirt contest. The first big tiddy goth gf is wearing a soaked but still completely opaque black t shirt. The second is wearing a thin white shirt but her hair and makeup have been drenched leaving her looking like kayako saeki from the grudge. The third is covered in tattoos, saying “can we not with the hose? I just got fresh ink.” The third one also looks distractingly like chel from the road to el dorado which is not intentional but like i’m not gonna complain.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 11/01/2026
Bill Bimini bends the knee
Crude drawing of a woman in sexy chainmail with a sword. Staring down a man with a cheap halloween peasant costume and an erection. “Bend the knee. Pledge undying loyalty.” “You have my sword, m’queen.” Two weeks later, he is eating from a carved bowl with two other filthy men in cheap medieval costumes. “I’ll be honest, I was expecting more tits and less gruel.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 11/01/2026
Bill Bimini, discerning curator
Crude comic of a woman sending a photo of her boobs peeking out of a towel to a man who saves it to one folder, thinks about it and also saves it to another. Text reads “vrey nice” “keep this one for later ;)” “image saved to titty pics” “hmm” “image saved to favorite titty pics”. Final panel shows his files app screen “Recent. Albums. Titty pics: 635 items. Favorite titty pics: 635 items. Dick pic inspo / moodboards: 292 items”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 08/01/2026
The only badge and gun i respect
Crude drawing of a stripper cowboy spinning a lasso while gyrating rodeo style on an upside down stool for dollar bills. Ps. Sex work is real work. “Murdering fascist” is not.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 04/01/2026
Bill Bimini makes a website billbimini.neocities.org
Screenshot of the bimini website with a warning message saying “warning! Billbimini.neocities.org contains explicit sexual themes and imagery unsuitable for children and gainfully employed adults. You must verify your age to continue. Then it shows three hypothetical age verification methods. One where the user must click pedals, a handbrake and gearstick to perform a hill start in a car (the cursor is on first gear and a popup says “stalled. Try again?”. One where the user must select which app on a face smartphone screen to order a pizza (the cursor is over the regular “make a phone call” app). One where the user must click their facebook profile picture to proceed (the cursor is over one of a frowning boomer taking a photo under his chin the top of his armchair and ceiling in the background).
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 04/01/2026
”my son (food)”
Famous painting, saturn devouring his son
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 02/01/2026
update: i fucked it up
A website popup saying "please verify your age. Select your profile picture below. biminibook. recent logins. click on your picture to log in."
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 01/01/2026
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
People are always saying this on my posts too i just have to detach them so the other comments can have room to breathe
Blurred commenter saying "let's have sex immediately"
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
Tender / True Love (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 12 of 12)
Crude comic of a man tenderly holding both hands with a genie woman. “Baby, from the first time we met i’ve been crazy about you. Your name is like a punctuation mark on my every thought. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.” Final panel reveals she is on her knees, topless, and his dick is out. “But if i let you suck it again right now it might actually fall off”.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
Flexible / Bendy (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 11)
Crude comic of a genie increasingly arching her back in bliss until she is wrapped in a towel speaking to a man clutching ice to his genitals. “Mmm… more. Ah! More. More!” “Ah!” “Sorry, baby, i’m still not used to dating mortals.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
Costumes / Dressup (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 10)
Crude comic of a genie coming out from curtains wearing a singlet, grey swearpants and holding a phone and a tv remote. “Ready to see my costume? Tada! Don’t you get it? I’m a human.” A grumpy main in poorly applied full body blue body paint, a blue sheet, holding a genie’s lamp and wearing a baldcap saying “frankly, it’s just not very tasteful”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
Angelic / Demonic (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 9)
Crude comic of a genie contemplating what to do with a tied up man saying “yeah baby fuck me up”. An angelic genie on her shoulder suggest teasing his cock with her tongue. A demonic genie on her other shoulder suggests forging his signature on student loan applications.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 31/12/2025
The slaves responsible for transporting fine art actually had the best view of what was trendy to buy and who was desperate to sell. High ranking military men would trust these slaves to pick for them so they could live in splendour without needing to pay attention. Courier eye for the Legate guy.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
It's actually a prequel
Crude comic panel of a genie woman towering ominously over a man who is saying "baby! I never said you were my guest otherworldly all powerful being!"
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Weird. The rest work for me but original characters 1 gives this. I don't think there's such a thing as private starter packs so it might be some weird interaction with the blocking system since I'm a very nsfw account lol
The starter pack could not be found error
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Complicated (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 8)
Crude comic of two genies have genie coffee. “And then  when i got out of the shower bill had cooked a full English breakfast-“ “wait. Bill? Is this guy bill bimini? Hah! Good on you, girl! We dated for like a month last year. Didn’t work out, though, he kept asking me to make his dick bigger.” Final panel shows one of the genies looking over a man with lightning bolts behind them as he says “baby! I never said you were my first otherworldly all powerful being!”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Bikini / Beach / Fun in the sun (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 7)
Crude comic of a large breasted genie wearing vague hints of a bikini and speaking to a red faced man. “Like what you see?”. He gives a double thumbs up, touches his face and replies “actually this is just sunburn, but i am blushing underneath.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Masturbation / Atum & Onan (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year Of Smut pt. 6)
Crude comic of a man cowering before a booming voice while an unimpressed genie woman kneels with her boobs pressed together. “Hark!” “Oh great, this guy.” “Child of adam, why have thee spilled thy seed upon the ground?” “My lord! I was aiming for these fat titties!” “Oh. Nice. But thou shalt out down a towel or something next time. I’ve seen how often thou mop.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Feral / Unhinged (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 5)
Crude comic of a man talking to a woman who flashes her breasts at him. “Something about a nice set of boobs just makes me go rabid. Nice.” He then looks to one side, spots a glass of water and recoils in terror “Ahhh!”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Seduction / corruption (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 4)
Crude comic of a man viewed through a curvy purple arch. “Miss genie, you’re trying to seduce me… aren’t you? It would be easier to tell if you had legs” as the final panel shows a genie contorting herself to try and make her smoke tail look like a shapely leg.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Fetish (any) (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 3)
Crude comic of a genie lighting a candle next to a man suspended upside down and blindfolded. “You seem… experienced at this.” “Yeah when you have boundless powers, this is pretty vanilla.” “Damn, what’s the real freak shit in genie culture, then?” “Oh, you know, normal stuff” as she stares intently at his bared feet
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Undressing / Releasing (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt. 2)
Crude comic of a man speaking to a genie. “Dangit i was gonna wish to meet my dream girl, too. I wish you were released from your lamp!” “I kinda liked the cuffs” “you uhh- you wanna grab a coffee?”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
Wish Fulfilment / Fantasy (Bill Bimini’s 2025 Year of Smut pt.1)
Crude comic of a man rubbing a lamp, saying “i wish my cock was bigger” before the genie even finishes talking. The genie grants his wish with a click of her fingers. He dejectedly says “i wish i’d waited a little longer so that didn’t seem so desperate” and she clicks her fingers again.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 30/12/2025
They would still work as a lovely little collection. If my hand writing was better I'd maybe even keep them in a display somewhere as a replacement for the bookshelves i don't need. I like the idea of a collection that shows I DO the hobby and not just buy stuff for it.
Promo image of answer in progress bookmarks, no longer available for sale. The back tracks your reading habits with a bubble to fill in every day you picked up the book. The front records title, author, start and finish dates, notes and a star rating out of five plus room for a reread later. 

Example photo shows moby dick as a DNF with note "this book is my moby dick i think? Idk Lol"
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 28/12/2025
A mi’mir
Blue sketch of elf having a little nap
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
Hi I'm Bill Bimini I make adult comics for tits and giggles
Crude comic of a woman smiling at a man as she stacks donuts in his cock before sucking him off. Afterwards they are cuddling and she enjoys a cum stained donut while he spits out a bit of one himself before taking another bite and explaining they were $4.75 eachCrude comic of a woman in a tight dress leading a man in a “Man I Love Fucking milfs” shirt into the bushes where they both strip only for him to see nothing but her discarded dress and shoes after she drops to all fours in the tall grass still wearing her leopard print underwearCrude comic of a sharp toothed, well-endowed mermaid with a man under her boobs. “Why did you stop?” “Because you need to breathe?” “I know my limits. Get these back in my face and don’t let up until i tap out! Mmmph mmnnn”. The mermaid has a bored expression and picks up her phone to a text conversation with a contact named “feather duster”. “How was the date?” “Gonna need help getting rid of a body” “oh no it happened again???” “Still happening. Nvm, he’s gone. I think i need to take a break from dating.” “You can get back into singing!” Followed by a bitmoji a harpy throwing devil horns and singing into a microphone.
Crude comic of a man and a woman at a cafe table. She has porn on her phone and asks him which of several major porn sites he uses while he  says no and reaches into his bag to pull out a VHS of “backdoor sluts 9”. She looks confused but later sends him a sexy selfie of herself artfully tangled up in the unspooled tape of the VHS.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
Bill Bimini stacks donuts on it
Crude comic of a woman smiling at a man as she stacks donuts in his cock before sucking him off. Afterwards they are cuddling and she enjoys a cum stained donut while he spits out a bit of one himself before taking another bite and explaining they were $4.75 each.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
Bill Bimini smells lovely (reupload)
Crude comic of a woman teasing a tied up naked man with a feather. She frowns as she recognises a scent and confirms he has used some of the “doctor frank’s luxury balm” cream in her bathroom cabinet. Final panel shows him still blindfolding and smiling in blissful ignorance of her silhouetted in the doorway now holding floggers and a paddle.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
Bill Bimini gets snowed in (reupload)
Crude comic of a snowy cabin with a fallen tree in front of the door. “Oh no we’re snowed in”. Day 1 sees a man and a woman fucking on a bearskin rug by a fireplace. Day 2 sees them fucking again but with looks of concern. Day 3 shows the man pathetically squatting over a bucket and saying “hey! We agreed no looking at the poop corner.”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
Bill Bimini bridges the generational divide. (Featuring @theposearchives.bsky.social for #DTPYSDEC25 )
Crude comic of a man and a woman at a cafe table. She has porn on her phone and asks him which of several major porn sites he uses while he  says no and reaches into his bag to pull out a VHS of “backdoor sluts 9”. She looks confused but later sends him a sexy selfie of herself artfully tangled up in the unspooled tape of the VHS.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
Bill Bimini meets a Gamer Girl
Crude comic of a man dancing up to a girl wearing a “i only date gamers” shirt, turning himself onto a tetris piece to impress her and then the two of them engaging in tetris shaped sex. Yeah i don’t know either.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
Lupa and Woolla fortnite knitting on a couch
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
Bill Bimini leaves the lights on
Crude drawing of a man and a large breasted goth girl next to a light switch. “Wait. Can we leave the lights off? I’m covered in moles.” “Whatever you want babe but i’m actually super into that.” Final panel shows her burying her face in her hands as he eats her out. The two are covered by ten moles (the critter).
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
Okay. Yeah. That makes more sense tbh
Crude drawings of diana taking selfies in various poses, prominently featuring her in pastel pink crocs. Also a majima blanket that she posted.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
Christmas cheer
Crude comic of a nurse entering the waiting room calling for patients. She is wearing a ridiculous oversized Christmas present costume for mr smith and miss nguyen while she has sombrely changed back to regular scrubs other than red and green eye shadow when she calls for mr bimini. Finally panel shows him leaving pinching his brow and carrying paper labelled “results” while the nurse has gotten back into costume and is excitedly calling for “mrs joooones”
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 23/12/2025
Bill Bimini tries roleplaying
Crude comic of a woman wearing a sexy daphne outfit in a bedroom, slowly getting more and more into her investigator role until the final panel shows her drinking and peeking out the curtains with a revolver while a man handcuffed to the bed in corny bandit’s mask and black and white striped shirt has long since fallen asleep.
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Bill Bimini @billbimini.neocities.org · 23/12/2025
Bill Bimini updates his prescription
Crude comic showing a muscular man flexing in a mirror only take to take of his glasses in disappointment revealing he is much weedier and in front of a wall of different glasses. A pleasant woman in professional optometrist garb hands him a different pair and he leaves happily, now seeing her with bigger boobs, sexier hair, longer lashes, a skimpier outfit and love hearts floating above her head as she watches him leave.
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