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Bill Bernstein

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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What! Where did they find this person
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! And if you can't donate, find local actions you can take ilovelibraries.org/fight-censor... Learn more about attending local school board & library meetings here: uniteagainstbookbans.org/guide-to-att... Also, consider running for school board!
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Fight Censorship - I Love Libraries
Fight Censorship Libraries and schools across the country are experiencing unprecedented levels of attempts to ban or remove books from their shelves. The American Library Association (ALA) documented...
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jordanjessego.bsky.social Old McDonald had a SON:
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve got to know, for technical purposes - was this through-the-teeth hissing, or back-of-throat hissing
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not new (March) but there almost couldn’t be content that’s more FOR ME than this www.supermarketperimeter.com/articles/138...
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Firehook Crackers partners with Ithaca Hummus on new crackers
Inspired by Ithaca’s french onion hummus, the new limited-edition crackers combine notes of caramelized onion with “Firehook’s signature artisan-baked crunch,” the company said.
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t believe they didn’t round it out with Die Antwoord or something.
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I understand correctly (and I probably don’t…) then during the 1st entropy drop, why do the balls all continue smoothly on their trajectories, instead of some (the ones not hitting a perfect bounce at that time) suddenly reversing direction mid-air?
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wonder if those circular benches still exist somewhere!
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My own feed quickly suggested an extreme measure one could take to be rid of beer
John Bull @garius.bsky.social • 23m
Turns out if you drink less beer, eat less takeaway and run regularly you lose weight and get fitter.
which feels kinda sus.


From Pittsburgh News:

Pittsburgh Scanner@
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Carrick. Maytide Street. Caller said that someone broke in overnight and stole the beer in their beer shed.
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@criminalpodcast.bsky.social, might be of interest to you 👆
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why did I think that list was supposed to fit the syllables/meter of the Jackson Browne song until I tried singing it mentally…
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The shape of the city pwr grid is a mystery to me. We had a fridge loss episode earlier this year, when our house was in kind of a skinny unpowered ‘island’ with neighbors on both sides restored days earlier Wishing you luck, relief, & catch-up sleep
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw this post, then went & read about your predicament w/ Duq Light 😓 Frozen shrimp? You should make sort of a Scrooge McDuck swimming pool of them
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
+1 to THIS
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Michael Wong @miquai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My friends at @carnegiescience.bsky.social and I are celebrating Star Trek's 60th anniversary by going where no Neighborhood Lecture has gone before! Join us on September 9 at 6:30 pm ET. Beam down in person or open hailing frequencies over Zoom: carnegiescience.edu/strange-new-...
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ATTN: @joshgondelman.bsky.social - signs of bromantasy’s ascendance
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And a Sparks song to follow it up youtu.be/A-ONRt9ER6Y
youtu.be
Sparks - I Married Myself (Official Video)
YouTube video by S P A R K S
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Forwarded to my brother, a NYC teacher!
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just thought of this — Sawzall the can IN HALF. VERTICALLY
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A “THIS CAN ITSELF IS TRASH” sign finally did the trick at my house oh, and leaving it empty (maybe you’re already doing these 😞)
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Amazing! (The one who lived under the porch next door to us wouldn’t stay if we got within 20 feet)
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no cheating post your lock screen
Smartphone lock screen, showing a cropped panel from a very old Superman comic book. Superman lunges upward through the air towards an oncoming propeller airplane. He’s shouting, “COME AND GET IT!”
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yup. That’s where some of our carrots went last year, too
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
…time to switch from top to side-panel tabs 😈
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Once the top bar looks like a hacksaw blade, it’s time 😔
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wow. They’ve never met before. The lives of royals are so different from ours
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I HAVE NEWS! You asked, and now it’s time for me to answer! This August, I’m teaching a crash course on creative nonfiction!! We will meet once a week over zoom and students will have access to the recorded sessions afterwards! Go here for more info:
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sad? Oh no (credit for this sentiment to @alexnorris.bsky.social)
Cartoon drawing of the pink blob-person from “Webcomic_name” lying on the floor beside a book, staring upward and saying “oh no” to themselves
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Deadpool & Wolverine-type buddy adventure we do NOT need
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There’s a streak of what feels like real sincerity amid everything else in that movie, like when Buckaroo convinces Perfect Tommy to help Penny, or Rawhide’s final scene
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(Would love that Devo project) When I didn’t recognize where “all peace, galactic brother” in your 1st post was from (if it was from something specific) Buckaroo Banzai then came to mind. It felt like something Carl Lumbly’s character John Parker could’ve said
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I stared at it a bunch, and am wondering if they meant it like: Wow, neat, a recognizable candidate seeming to take court expansion seriously. And yet, his big disqualifying flaw as of late. Why can’t we have nice things?
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
To you, where does Buckaroo Banzai (1984) fit in?
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Stacy Kess: the revolution will be accessible. @stacykess.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
$5 is the price of one fancy cup of coffee. If 60 people each donated $5 a month, we'd meet that goal. We'd have $300 a month in donations. Now imagine if 100 people each donated $5 a month. See, that's how it works. A lot of people chip in small amounts. No one has to carry the burden alone. 2/
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/06/2026
These are cool and ridiculously cheap for original art.
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
📣 openAI eagle (JK, you would never)
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@pitairport.bsky.social Love the prompt, speedy shuttle buses. A retention bar on the floor here would be helpful
Photo of the luggage corral in an airport shuttle bus, with an additional metal bar sketched on the floor to prevent suitcases from rolling out
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Created Wrongly @creativewronging.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.
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Jan Murphy @packrat74.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Please #Vote! If you have filled out the ballot that was mailed to you, but you haven't dropped it off yet, put it in a dropbox, NOT in the mail. www.sf.gov/return-your-...
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You must sign your ballot envelope and return it by Election Day.
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sometimes it’s Croak Madame, the Living Sandwich
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Saw your first post, came here to say that I call our cat Croak Madame because of how she meows after waking up
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
(Tsk-tsk Gandalf for not foreseeing climate-change-induced weather)
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
* What weather they shall have IS kinda ours to rule/eff-up, it turns out, though…
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey @jordanjessego.bsky.social , when can you invite River B. back on the show, to turn it temporarily into a baseball podcast with Jesse so Jordan can joke about not knowing what’s going on 🙏
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wednesday in Pittsburgh my wife & i enjoyed a relaxed, relatable and FUNNY comedy set by originally-regional treasure @riverbutcher.bsky.social. Thanks dude for coming back here to @bottlerocketpgh.bsky.social and offering to snap a nice photo with us
Photo taken in a bar of standup comic River Butcher with two audience members on either side of him, smiling
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
(Not a DC resident, but) my favorite variation to see in the wild is the elusive LEFT On Red
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Whoa. Big news for elder millennials
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
👀 Answer’s hinted in the photo… PlayBall
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Bill Bernstein @billbbillb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Charming episode and a good reminder to contribute to the maximally fun podcasts of Max Fun during the MaxFunDrive. Next t-shirt or sticker suggestion, from Jesse’s remark in this: It looks like a graphic that’d say “But it’s a DRY heat”, but it says “But it’s a BENIGN animosity”
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Jordan, Jesse, Go! @jordanjessego.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
New ep, who dis? We're celebrating #maxfundrive with our pal @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social—whose latest book is a "choose-your-own-adventure" called The Stowaway. Catch the full episode at Maximum Fun and consider becoming a member today! Maximumfun.org/join
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