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Bilal Dardai

@bilald.bsky.social
741 followers 943 following 339 posts

Scriptwriter and soccer dad, a man shouting “theater” in a crowded fire. Uncomfortably easy to Google.

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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So holy. Much wow.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ICE: "Stop calling us Nazis." ALSO ICE: "Let's do our own version of the opening scene from INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS."
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The famous portrait on the cover of “The Art of the Deal” was taken by Michele Singer Reiner. We are all of us living in the fever dreams of Aeschylus.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WALMART. (This is real. I took the screenshots.)
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"Nineteen Eighty-Four," by George Orwell.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Our government now routinely does things that would make us root for Jason Statham to break every neck in the room.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
American Media: “Far-right Media Figure Ruffles Feathers” Australian Media:
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Enjoyable editorial comment from THE ATHLETIC today on the recent decision to move the World Cup draw and the relationship between FIFA president Infantino and Trump.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Remember: The goons bursting into the women’s bathroom to accost a woman have also been warning you that transwomen existing in similar spaces represent a mortal threat to others.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My brain, every time a new headline about Dean Cain appears and I remember Christopher Reeves is no longer with us.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Hilarious to receive this email two hours after seeing this headline. Bravo, @microsoft.com!
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
So after an extended whine about how he’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize I guess he decided he might as well War.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Same energy: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Same wavelength, man.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Terry Moran had to take this statement down because his news outlet has all the spine of a deep-sea anemone. I don’t work for his news outlet. Neither do most of you.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
For now, I would prefer the leader of a Terrorism Prevention task force to have been — at the barest possible minimum — alive on 9/11.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Prepare yourselves for the absolute swarm of crickets you’re about to hear from the media outlets that were formerly 24/7 “Degenerate Hunter Biden”content.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Being a hundred percent clear that this is not real, just a thing I made because I no longer see a difference between his ramblings and those of Grampa Simpson.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Anyway…
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Not only is the horse back in the hospital, but we’re letting it practice medicine.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
“I hereby declare to my crowd of violent thugs that Joe Biden’s two surviving children are no longer protected.”
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Reminded this morning of a very amusing incident from 2014.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m so glad that someone finally killed DEI so we can once again bask in the glorious meritocracy.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I missed this from the White House's original statement on banning transgender troops. The unmitigated gall it takes for a man whose entire life has been a notorious, out-loud parade of his own appetites to talk about anyone else not being "truthful, honorable, and disciplined."
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Today in Pulitzer contenders: I really appreciate the composition here, with one portrait in particular recessed and cloaked in shadow.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We truly are living under the fickle mercies of a cabal of paste-eating preschoolers.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
“We demand access to your secure government servers in the name of efficiency!”
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Whoever snapped this photo deserves some kind of special Pulitzer.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
On the one hand: Suffer, you pitiful egomaniac, at the hands of the climate change you deny. On the other hand: Hold it outside anyway, you coward, the way manly man William Henry Harrison would have.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Here’s the basics of it:
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
And CHASER.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Building off an observation from a friend, I present to you: SHOT.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
News out of the New York courts today.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'll just be waking up every morning and spinning this wheel to see where I live that day.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m very amused at the NYT being perhaps unable to verify this story with 100% certainty before sending out the e-blast.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Many people I know use social media for self-expression and connection. Other people I know use it to build a kind of power for themselves based on activating prejudices and naming targets. This latter is the One Ring of Sauron. Even when intended for noble aims it produces destructive results.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
MAGA Nation working very hard this week to counter accusations that they’re creepy weirdos:
Image of a tweet by conservative commentator Tim Pool, featuring an AI-generated image of Donald Trump clad in gold armor, tenderly holding a giant rabbit. Caption reads: 

“You’ll never know want or loneliness again,” Trump said. “The world was cruel to you, but you have Trump now.”
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Me, every time I’m being coaxed to use generative AI at work.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Things you do before you block the number #1897.
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