Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026not to be mean but how tf do we keep hiring stupid people 020
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026had a mobile order come in with the name xue yang at work today ,, smokes cigarette 170
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026very happy with completing my top surgery but also kind of a little frustrated with the look of my incision scars/nipple grafts bc it lowkey looks like the the left vs right side were done by different people bc I’m like why does one side look so much better than the other in multiple ways :/ 240
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025alright the hard scar tissue developing under my scars is fuckin irritating how do i fast-forward to when scar massage has broken up the scar tissue, jesus christ 030
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025great news!! what i thought was a seroma below my underarm after top surgery is NOT and is just inflammation thank goodness!! 160
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025how have i passed an entire month just waking up, sitting around watching stuff, eating, and then going back to bed. time has ceased to be real 040
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025being in your 30s means playing the “is it eye strain or am i developing nearsighted-ness” game 060
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025why is this the second year IN A ROW where I’ve gotten a call specifically on the day of our holiday party that was cancelling a Very Important Medical Appointment the day before it’s scheduled and subsequently sending me thru the ringer to try and get a new appt scheduled 🙃🙃🙃 110
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025i ended up reordering the jacket in a slightly different colorway and was actually successful so it arrived today thank fucking god 060
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025i am 90% sure that i have a seroma beneath my underarm and i feel sick thinking about the possibility of needing to get it aspirated 010
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025my range of motion has improved enough to be able to bathe myself without any help even with reaching my back so i was able to do that completely independently today and it feels so fuckin good 😩 060
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025absolutely crazy that even tho i haven’t *fully* connected with my chest yet bc of the constant compression, i look at a photo of my nude torso pre-surgery and i can’t believe that’s what my chest used to look like like it just doesn’t compute 060
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i have a specific scab on my incision that is just relentlessly pinching me and i am gonna lose it 000
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025when the little class action settlement you participated in finally pays out 👏🏻👏🏻 1100
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I’m pretty sure that my body has somehow coordinated starting to grow chest hair right as/after getting top surgery which is hilarious bc for these past few weeks i thought i hadn’t been cleaning my chest skin well enough but now I’m p sure it’s hair lmao 080
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025the experience of slowly regaining (semi-inconsistent) feeling in my chest but still having a lot of numbness is really strange 040
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025i ordered a winter jacket onlinea fee days ago from (department store) that was decently priced with great reviews and they just cancelled my order bc it’s actually out of stock and it was never marked as such 🙃 030
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025i have had TWO DREAMS now about coming across work regulars in public and excitedly getting to say hi and hug them and they ask where/how I’ve been and they react supportively to me getting top surgery and that being the reason I’ve been gone from work 050
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025how is all of my skin SO FUCKING DRY I’m not even in the dry outside winter air!!! i look like a lizard!! putting my tgel on my shoulders dries my skin out so much that it looks like an actual desert !!! wtf !!! 120
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i CANNOT wait to be done with nipple bandages and 23/7 compression bc the skin around my underarms is so fuckin annoyed 260
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Two weeks after top surgery! Def have some annoying swelling below the underarms and my armpits are a bit raw & sensitive from the medical tape securing the bandages that cover my nipples, but otherwise healing has been decent (labelled photo as graphic media just in case but it isn’t too bad) 4110
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’m sorry I’m not v active on here but do any of my beloved perverts have any recent gay shows to recommend me while I’m out of work for the rest of the year 250
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I’m worried that I’ve developed a seroma or two despite the drains petering out to almost nothing after a week 🙃 010
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025i can’t wait for my post-top surgery slouch posture to improve so that i can better appreciate my newly flat chest instead of it looking concave bc of the forced awful posture 🥴 080
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025imma be honest y’all I’m so paranoid about nipple graft recovery 140
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025i am the cleanest I’ve been since the day before my surgery bc i finally felt up for an everything wash/bathe session and i feel so fuckin human again 070
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025obvs i know and have processed that i’ve had top surgery but like it has-yet-hasn’t hit me that my tits are gone bc I’m just so focused on the recovery and wound care of it all 0100
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025the way i can tell I’ve forgotten to take my daily meds for ten days bc i’ve been so focused on other aspects of top surgery recovery that i forgot i have mental fuckin illnesses that need addressing 050
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025okay this is random but did anyone else have hiccups at least once every day while recovering from top surgery like is this a correlation or just coincidence 100
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025one “unexpected but it also makes complete obvious sense” thing that I’ve noticed coming out of top surgery is that it is much easier to hand-on-heart feel my heartbeat simply bc there is less tissue between my hand and my heart 080
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025ngl almost passed out getting my drains taken out but now I’m getting freaked out by the weepy drain holes 🥴 160
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i would probably be feeling more cabin fever if i actually felt up for doing things but my latest adventure was going downstairs to the living room today to watch the same stuff I’ve been watching in my bedroom this whole time 040
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025four and a half more days of this first week of recovery 🥴 170
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025the cruel and unusual punishment of getting my fucking period the day after my top surgery 🙃 030
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 17/11/2025got home from surgery around 2.5hrs ago and healing now 🩷 it’s a lil rough out here but we’re making the best of it 1100
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i cannot properly express just how much i am dreading going back to work tomorrow for Special Cup Promo 100
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025oh yeah another fantastic development at [coffee shop] that not many people know about is that as of a month ago they made it a policy that nobody can preventatively wear a face mask unless they have a documented accommodation to wear one 😃😃 280
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025seeing sabrina carpenter in toronto tonight and this morning we walked to a little mom-and-pop cafe for breakfast and between the latte & the fresh breakfast with local ingredients and sitting at a table looking out at the bustling city street, I think I reached an ultimate state of bliss 070
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025“there’s like a rule 34 in fandoms but for piss” is a sentence that came out of my mouth today and my sibling just covered their face w their hands in embarrassment lmfao 280
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I will unfortunately not be signing up for the sxx this year, but FORTUNATELY it is bc I’m getting top surgery next month!!! I might delve into the treat sheet if I’m feeling Up To It as I get further along in my healing process and also would not have a set deadline to make so!! there’s that 180
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025marianas trench starting to go lowkey viral bc of josh ramsay’s cover of defying gravity, what an incredible time we live in 220
Kelpie🍄 @bikelpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025i desperately want to be the person that is not on social media but i am unfortunately addicted to scrolling twitter and taking psychic damage every other post 040
