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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 5h

The baby Madonna told her daddy she was keeping is 39.

NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Joel on Monday, one of the most famous Prince shows ever on Wednesday, and the classic lineup of Motorhead the next Monday. Solid week of shows.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If a black/brown person does something stupid at 15 they get "tried as adults" too.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This will appeal to the 70yo fake liberal coexist bumper sticker no self awareness white woman and I cannot wait for the crash videos. They are going to be so satisfying.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I took reishi AND magnesium AND melatonin AND THC. I'm sleeping tonight goddamnit!

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Scored tickets to take my kid to see the Zelda Anniversary concert next July. Really looking forward to it.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel awful, have almost completely lost my voice, and slept very poorly. It's going to take all the hate and grumpiness in my heart to survive this work day. Luckily my reserves of both are vast.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just a reminder that a Witch Hunt is not a witch hunt if there are actual witches afoot.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

By Sunday night the Astros season could be over, the Texans could be 0-4 after getting blown out at home by the Cowboys, and the Rockets season could be over after Kevin Durant hurts himself doing Sit and be Fit at the community center on West Gray.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Describing my current state of being in Wallace & Gromit terms: The bounce is gone from his bungee.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you follow me and you are following 1k and have 1k followers but you have no posts or replies...

static.klipy.com

Jaden Block

ALT: Jaden Block

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just learned I missed Billy Strings on ACL last weekend but DVR had my back and the gummy is starting to kick in.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The main takeaway I have from UT-UT is that Sark has no respect for the Tennessee offense and feels no pressure at all to attack when his team has the ball.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stephen King porn parody idea: The Mommyknockers

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My Universal trip is ending and I have given it some thought. 1. Hagrid 2. Stardust Racers Green(1&2 could flip) 3. Stardust Racers Yellow 4. Velocicoaster (great but only 1 ride per trip) 5. Gringotts 6. Mummy 7. Hulk (never again, too rough)

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My 23andme ancestry report has been updated to now show Japanese ancestry where previously there had been none. If only there was a really shitty and obvious joke to describe this situation.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Roller coasters are great. Love em. Throw me off a cliff and I'm fine. Motion simulator rides can mostly fuck straight off into the sun.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's a sad day when you realize you no longer qualify for ANY of the three from the Nina Simone classic "To Be Young, Gifted, and Black."

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

re: Tush Push How is it not offsides when the center's helmet is 8" ahead of the ball before the snap?

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My man is going to need some extra orange slices and a choccy milk at halftime.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A&M usually waits until November to start doing this.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every story I've ever heard first or secondhand said Carrot Top was a good dude. Hope he is doing okay.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is why you need diverse voices in the room. They probably didn't intend for it to look like someone being hung next to a KKK hood. But now it has been released and a certain group has noticed it kind of looks like that.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Today was the last workday before vacation (going to Universal for HHN for the first time next week) and I decided to take a more heroic gummy dose than usual. I went right past my normal buzz to a different place. Phish may not be sufficient for this. I may have to go directly to the Dead.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm certainly not watching Ducktales at work, I can tell you that.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was gifted a box of these that was already 4 years aged when my son was born. He turns 16 tomorrow. The flavor profile has shifted over the years but these still have tremendous flavor after 20 years.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I read a story so depressing and enraging that I'm not sharing it. You can still find it on your own, but in case you don't, you're welcome. Fuck.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Laundry in the washer. Donuts on counter. Roast in the crockpot. NFL on TV. We are going to make it through the summer.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wonder if producers on football games get fined if they play a song from the last 35 years?

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Everyone in Austin getting laid tonight.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm not particularly a fan, but I expected Celine Dion would do 70-80 minutes and people would be thrilled to get that much. Nope. 2.5 hour 29 song setlist. Maybe she cannot maintain that night after night but she did it once. Respect.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Anyone down on Arch needs to remember that Peyton never got over the hump in college and was a big game pants crapper for a goodly ways into his NFL career. If you're under 30 ask an adult about the Manning Face. Eli played like this most of his career.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is only just fine but there was an episode that was 16 minutes long and I fully support that.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I thought things were as bad as they could get, but no.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's time to face the fact that I will never win the Nickelodeon Toys R Us Toy-Run.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I hate that I live in a world where the guys that didn't realize Fight Club was making fun of them are now running things.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

People that make YouTube videos "video every day until I can ____", I cheer for them for 10 or so days. After that, I hope they literally go into the ground never having done it.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I look at nachos the same way Grace Kelly looked at JFK.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is there a specific age where a woman of low moral fiber crosses the threshold from shameless hussy to triflin-ass ho or does it vary?

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Reacher is like if Roadhouse was a show. It's not a perfect match, but they are cousins. And if Pat Swayze was still with us, Dalton could totally show up as a sidekick for a run.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I missed that the great Clarence Carter died earlier this year. In memory I will be stroking it to the east/west/north/south/WOO!.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well this is amazing. Literally stuck here. Thank God the pavement prince in blue brought his tank to the ballgame.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Taylor Trammell's walkup music is Before I Let Go by Frankie Beverley and Maze so I am not heavily invested in his future success.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I went by the other place to see the reaction to the Kawhi news and I have regrets.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And after all that it was listening to some Journey REALLY LOUD that got my stupid brain back on track. I guess that was the way I needed it.

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NB Aging Dad @bigtotoro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

For anyone that says Autism is a superpower: Today it is a touch more humid in the office which means the mouse slides slightly less smoothly. Throwing it off just THAT much is causing all the synapses in my brain to fire and the house of cards that is my nervous system to collapse. I may go home.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South Biscuitville

DAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets

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