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ted nielsen

@bigshuffler.bsky.social

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born. school. university. dropped out. went back. taught. worked. moved. worked, moved. married. worked. kids. moved. not dead yet. we have a dog.

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 6h

wait, what?

a dog, no, wait, a kitty, asleep on one of those construction barrier thingies, the name stencilled upon which has been edited to read MEOW CONTRACTORS

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 18h

message starts

a dog, in emotional support mode, a single snap, all messed up

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[taps the sign...]

a dog, to whom for friday we give thanks. a couple of snaps of &, well, you know the drill. the phrase THANK DOG IT'S FRIDAY has been slapped across the lower third.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

make payments locally or overseas

a dog, a snap of messed about with & yeah, um, there finished up being lots of dog, all layered over each other & then the colours all got confused &... anyway, a dog.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you absolute cucumber

a dog, a close up of his face, slightly messed up & tinted blue

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

cleans your while it's

a dog, a few snaps in close up, heavily messed up

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

upside down, miss jane

a dog, upside down on an increasingly skanky office chair

a dog, upside down on the same increasingly skanky office chair, but closer

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ASTRAL PROJECTOR

a dog, answering yes to the question, “is that you, Mo Dean?”

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

chops, licked (& other accomplishments)

a dog, licking his chops while some old rando looms in the background

a dog, panting, while some old rando looms in the background

a dog, panting in a different direction, while that old rando continues to loom in the background

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

shenanigans? certainly not.

a dog, looking somewhat mischievous

a dog, not at all staring at the piece of toast you're (meaning i'm) eating

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[taps the sign…]

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not impressed with office days

a dog, utterly bereft

a dog, utterly bereft & slightly melodramatic

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a dog, in orange & pink

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a dog, standing on his hind legs, looking out of the top right hand corner of the frame. the image is blown out to the point where the left half of the image is all white.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's dog all the way down

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

when you’re glad that week’s over & would happily not see its like again (or when the snacks are not forthcoming at a dog-approved rate. one of those.)

a dog, lying on a tiled floor, looking somewhat forlorn. coincidentally looking at exactly where the snacks are kept.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[taps the sign…]

a dog, to whom for friday we give thanks, plus some old rando. a few snaps slapped on top of each other, then all messed up. the image is mirrored horizontally, with the left half of the image reversed, desaturated & slightly enlarged. the phrase THANK DOG IT’S FRIDAY is slapped across the bottom of the image.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

big savings

a dog, plus an old rando, multiple snaps of messed up until only this remains, v1

a dog, plus an old rando, multiple snaps of messed up until only this remains, v2

a dog, plus an old rando, multiple snaps of messed up until only this remains, v3

a dog, plus an old rando, multiple snaps of messed up until only this remains, v4

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

no visible means of support

a dog, plus some old rando in monochrome

a dog, plus some old rando in monochrome

a dog, plus some old rando in monochrome

a dog, plus some old rando in monochrome

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

loominous

a dog, now with added looming rando

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

make payments locally

a dog, three snaps of all messed up, v1

a dog, three snaps of all messed up, v2

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a dog, x 3

a dog, one snap of, messed up with flowers in three different ways, the three images arranged side by side

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

journey to the centre of the earth (1864)

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

streetwater, now with added dog & flowers

a dog, one snap of, drinking from a puddle of streetwater, with several snaps of various lilies added, none of which deserved to be messed up like this.

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[taps the sign…]

a dog, to whom for friday we give thanks. a single snap, mercilessly messed up & rearranged. the phrase THANK DOG IT’S FRIDAY has been slapped across the middle of the image & rotated 90 degrees left

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ripsnorter

a dog, under a desk

a dog, under a desk

a dog, under a desk

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

wait, what?

nobody has seen a talking claw, unless, unless that claw is the famous, the famous, unless that claw is the famous, mr klaw. (or, possibly, with a little more accuracy, a crow, having a bit of a yell about things

mr klaw ponders the effectiveness of yelling about things

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

unlock 60+ premium features

a dog, staring into the middle distance, no doubt contemplating the start of another week

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

any chance of speeding things up, odysseus?

a dog, heading (slowly) for home

a dog, heading (slowly) for home

a dog, heading (slowly) for home

a dog, heading (slowly) for home

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

debate over claim

a dog, plus some old rando. a couple of snaps, messed up & stuck in a 2 x 2 grid

a dog, plus some old rando. a couple of snaps, messed up with different colours & stuck in a 2 x 2 grid

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[taps the sign...]

a dog, to whom for friday we give thanks. ya got ya pink & red happening, there's a dog in there somewhere along with some old rando disguised as a panda. the phrase THANK DOG IT'S FRIDAY is plastered across the middle of the image, BUT AT AN ANGLE!

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

you have to try on these pants

a dog, plus some old lush who’s apartment looks upside down from there

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

eleven kilograms of concentrated evil (laudatory)

a dog, several snaps of kinda sorted stitched & overlaid all together & then i turned the Mess It All Up dial as far as it would go.

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

buying advice

a dog, a couple of snaps of, messed up & mirrored side by side, with some other splotchy stuff happening, because why not? nearly monochrome, but with some pixellated bits of red.

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

avoid incorrect fares

a dog, with flowers, all messed up & mostly green & blue

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

meanwhile, at werewolf o’clock

a dog, taking his distinctly more menacing shadow for a walk in the middle of the night

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

a dog, in black & white, walking along beside balestier road

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

bukit timah second diversion canal (& more)

a dog, three snaps of, all messed up, version 1

a dog, three snaps of, all messed up, version 2

a dog, three snaps of, all messed up, version 3

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you’d best believe we’re up to no good

a dog, posed dramatically in a local park, contemplating mischief. shenanigans are about to ensue.

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, da da da

a dog & some drunken old rando, v1

a dog & some drunken old rando, v2

a dog & some drunken old rando, v3

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

[taps the sign...]

a dog, to whom for friday we give thanks. a single snap, absolutely messed up, but despite it all the dog is still grinning. the phrase THANK DOG IT'S FRIDAY appears at the top of the image.

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

dog

a dog, grinning at the camera, displaying beautiful plumage against a black background

ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

an unexpected turn

a dog, resting on a footpath, the original snap has been heavily messed up

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

a smol fren

a dog, meeting a smaller white dog while out for a walk

a dog, meeting a smaller white dog while out for a walk

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

urgh

a dog, his face in close up, perhaps shocked to realise it's monday

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

ooooooooooooohhhh yeah

a dog, who dreamed of you at night time

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you don’t make me feel like i’m a woman any more

a dog, who’s eyes are closing down on the day

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

going to the beach all day

this is a dog for carol

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ted nielsen @bigshuffler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

& if the devil is six, then dog is seven, then dog is seven, THEN DOG IS SEVEN

a dog, whose number is seven

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