Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 53mWhat do you call a detective who accidentally solves all his cases? Sheer Luck Holmes. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 8h2.2 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️ #run 011 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 16/10/2026What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 16/10/20263.0 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society #running 🏃♂️ #Run 021 2
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A new study says ketchup and mustard are the worst condiments for your health. I am not sure I believe it because it was conducted by the Mayo Clinic. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 15/10/20263.3 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #running 🏃♂️ #run 010 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 14/10/20263.9 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #running 🏃♂️ #run 041 4
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don’t know how to deal with it. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 13/10/20263.9 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society #running 🏃♂️ #Run 051 5
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple! #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 12/10/20264 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society #running 🏃♂️#Run 051 5
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Where do cows go when they’re feeling unwell? The farmacy! #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 09/10/20263.9 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️ #run 061 6
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 08/10/20263.3 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️ #Run 051 5
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What do you call a cow in hell? A de-moooon. #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had no idea it was coming I knew the cliffhanger would be a Dalek shouting exterminate but when it was that one. Mind…blown 020 2
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m not sure my excitement at seeing a Dalek go up stairs at the age of 15 will ever be topped 120 2
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 07/10/20264.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️ #Run 051 5
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m curious how they’ll edit it as an omnibus 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What do cows become at a comedy show? A laughing stock #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 06/10/20263.8 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #running 🏃♂️ #run 031 3
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I bet everyone gets first class treatment at Jordan-Hare. 🙄 010 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why are calves so good at math? They like cow-nting! #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 05/10/20263.8 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️ #Run 041 4
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 Thank you for all the incredible work you’ve done on this. Helping me feel connected to the online community 130 3
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Auburn fans crying because Neyland Stadium was loud is both hilarious and icing on the cake that we have the best stadium 110 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 04/10/20263.4 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. Vols 🏈 24, Auburn 14!! #running 🏃♂️#run 051 5
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What do you call a cow on a bouncing castle? A milkshake! #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 03/10/20262.5 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. Go Vols 🏈! Beat Auburn! #running #run 071 7
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rewatching Star Trek II this evening and struck again by just how amazing practical effects are. CGI is cool. But practical effects win for this fan every time. 3701 70
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/20263.8 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️#run 041 4
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Meanwhile, the turkeys are wondering why they haven't seen that crazy human in a while.... 010 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hopefully the biggest lesson we can all learn from Tony Romo is, if you've had too much to drink call a cab, Uber, Lyft, etc. It can cost you a lot. In his case, he's fortunate it was only $72 million left on his contact and not something more. 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tony Romo's schtick was wearing thin, but I never wanted to see him leave broadcasting in disgrace. Playing for the Cowboys was enough of a disgrace for anyone to endure. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comTony Romo out as NFL broadcaster amid CBS leave following arrestThe Tony Romo era at CBS Sports has ended. The former QB and one-time broadcasting superstar has been on leave following his arrest. 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With "The Impossible Planet" and "The Satan Pit" coming to cinemas as a movie-version, I wonder if there will be a physical release of the edit or if it will just live in legend to future Whovians. #DoctorWho 100 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was eager to rewatch "The Satan Pit" two-parter after listening to the sublime Target adaptation earlier this summer. The story holds up, for the most part. I'm still not as huge a fan as many #DoctorWho fans, but I still see why the story holds up. 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why did the cow travel into space? To visit the Milky Way #dadjokes 000 0
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How do cows do math? With a cow culator! #dadjokes 020 2
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 01/10/20263.4 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. Welcome October! #running 🏃♂️ #Run 041 4
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 30/09/20263.0 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃♂️#Run 010 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The Idiot's Lantern" isn't my favorite story of series 2. I find myself torn between wanting to like a couple of moments and being slightly uninterested in others. And the overall story feels rather thin. Not quite as glaring as it will be in RTD2, mind you. #DoctorWho 010 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did you hear about the new crypto currency endorsed by Henry Winkler? He assures us it’s not a Fonzie scheme. #dadjokes 001 1
Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 29/09/20263.7 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #running 🏃♂️#run 051 5
