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Metal Vocalist and Guitarist alreadydeadmetal.bandcamp.com | Yakuza Speedrunner twitch.tv/bignono

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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 2h
Can't see my gf for 2 nights this week
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 2h
Me at Alexa's sleepiest girl award ceremony
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AGDQ 2027 submissions. One of these things is not like the others, and is also probably the only thing I have much of a chance of getting in.
Screenshot of AGDQ 2027 submission page, showing submissions for Yakuza Fury, Pirate Yakuza, Yakuza 0, Yakuza 2 and Yakuza Kiwami
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My girl before and after I show her the baby seal video
Screen capture from baby seal video. A seal is lying next to a water hole in the ice, on their side with their back and face towards the camera, mouth open yelling. The caption says "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"Screen capture from baby seal video. A seal is lying next to a water hole in the ice, on their belly slightly tilted away from the camera, eyes closed, looking peaceful.
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been looking at that account and a lot of the time I can't even make out what dumb point they're trying to make
AI image by Instagram account Thesaga366. Top panel shows something between a lion and a tiger hunched over a dead, bleeding zebra with a caption saying "They kill for food." Bottom panel shows cows in holding cells surronding something that appears to be a pool with the caption "Meanwhile humans..."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Screenshot from Yakuza (2005). Kiryu is confronted by Hiyama, a much shorter man, saying "No! Fuck you!"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Similarly the Zionist regime had its Mr Mustache Man be bald and its Bald have a mustache. Then after its Big Glasses Old Man it's an endless stream of suited weirdos
Ben-GurionEshkolBeginNetanyahu
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pleased to report that a few nagging issues aside, Deltarune ch5 is yet another banger
NPC dialogue from Deltarune ch5: "I'm not a strong boy. Don't treat me like one of your items."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Twitch chat screenshot with usernames redacted

User 1: you're blowing my mind because this is literally what I talked to my crush about today- radical empathy and its implications. I personally think radical empathy is the highest form of human cognition. Society won't deeply improve until we all reach that level.
User 2: yeah but Count Chocula is a vampire. He can enthrall his subjjects.
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me after one (1) date with a man
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Torque (2004)
Meme showing a confederate and a black nationalist fist bumping with the quote "I got your back, brother."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Would've been a 5 star movie if they kept this full shot of Jaime Pressley in it
Jaime Pressley from Torque with shoulder-length blonde hair and leather suit so hot I legitimately cannot describe it in words
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
...
Suzie from Deltarune dressed in a top hat, duck mask, jacket, duck legs and princess slippers
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am always saying this
Guy in Deltarune 5: "Y... yo, boss! No, handling three madamoizels... it's chill! Haha!"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Rat game done. Very conflicted about this one. So much ambition and creativity in a game that in all mechanical terms is pretty badly designed and shockingly incompetently made for a studio like Yacht Club. Unfortunate! But Mina herself is still very cool.
Screenshot of the results screen from Mina the Hollower, showing Mina sailing in boat with some ghost cats. Several relevant stats from the game are shown:

Favorite Weapon: Mace
Favorite Sidearm: Bike Thing
Favorite Trinket: Tunneling Codex, Lace Glove, Wallower’s Gauntlets
Total Lives Lost: 322
Total Bones: 282446
Time Played: 26:24:11
Total Item Completion: 68%
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me when I read your posts
Mina the Hollower: "Wait, you're missing your brain? Maybe I can find it for you."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
IT IS TIME. (Take 2) Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction All 12 tracks Guitar by yours truly Let's Go twitch.tv/bignono
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Really enjoying the rat game
Screenshot from Mina the Hollower of Mina the rat having a nap atop a tower with some mountains and the night sky in the background
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
IT IS TIME. Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction All 12 tracks Guitar by yours truly Let's Go twitch.tv/bignono
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Seems like we are still on for now so here's an isolated track of me playing the slide solo on Rocket Queen and then immediately dropping my glass slide and smashing it to a thousand pieces I think I'll be using a steel slide for this stream
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
* MUSIC STREAM * MUSIC STREAM * MUSIC STREAM * If the racist hellhole country I live in doesn't manage to start another war by then, I'll be going live 1pm EST this Thursday with a full playthrough of Guns N' Roses first album, Appetite For Destruction! Get ready by following me: twitch.tv/bignono
The cover of Appetite For Destruction with various stream emotes edited in instead of the original members of the band
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oh are they variety streamers? Then why are they all streaming THE SAME DANG THING
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We (that is, @panduhmonium.bsky.social and I) have finally laid 2025 to rest. Here are all the games that were worth talking about and the correct opinions to have about them (ignore the fact we've had different opinions in some cases):
A tier list of games we've played in 2025 complete with Panduh and I smiling very naturally and pleasantly towards the camera. 

S - Deltarune, Blue Prince, OFF, Shinobi

A - Bloodborne, Parasite Eve (partly with B), Öoo, Fear the Spotlight, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Katamari Damacy Rolling Live, Promise Mascot Agency, Silent Hill f, Pirate Yakuza

B - Heartworm, Cursed Digicam, Hollow Knight: Silksong, Look Outside

C - Skin Deep, Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound, Silent Hill f, Flesh Made Fear

F - Yakuza 0 Director's Cut (partly to C), The First Berserker: Khazan, Look Outside
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Taking a break from the "I'm sick of talking about games" gag to announce a lengthy session of talking about games: Tomorrow, 4pm EST, @panduhmonium.bsky.social and myself will have our (only slightly late) 2025 game tier list stream! Come by, or you'll never know which 2025 games were good...
Banner with Panduh's mascot (a cute panda) and my mascot (a weird orange bunny thing) with "games of the year 2025" written on it
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Summary of "Do I Make Your Heart Beat (Like a Drum)": "Steven wants to fuck Slash, Slash wants to fuck Steven, Axl wants to watch. But Axl being Axl has rules, and neither Steven nor Slash are particularly good at rule following"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Apparently the answer is a resounding "yes"
Search results from ao3 for "axl slash" showing 907 results
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Do you think they've ever explored each other's bodies
Picture of Axl Rose and Slash shirtless and very snug on stage
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Society if Big Ireland conquered the Anglo-Spanish imperialists
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Breaking my bsky break briefly to wish happy 10th birthday to DOOM 2016. Here's the picture I posted 10 years ago to the day before plunging into it for the entire weekend
Picture showing a computer monitor with the DOOM 2016 title screen sat on a desktop along with an Xbox 360 controller, bottle of advil, a full bottle of Jack Daniels and a nylon-wrapped pound of ground beef
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Going to get a lot of mileage out of these Mine react images from Dark Ties
Mine, looking despondent: "Absolutely not."Mine, looking doubtful: "That's not the least bit convincing."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The bozos making EPIC STUNLOCK COMBO algorithm fodder Yakuza videos where they take half an hour to beat Majima on New Game+ owe me their entire earnings from their dumb vods for me having to deal with these comments. Come within a minute of my time with your button mashing wankery and we'll talk
YouTube Commenter 1: "You can infinite him with the attack attack + finisher from brawler over and over, attack him from behind and you can stunlock him to death. Kiwami is harder than zero because enemies have a lot of super armor but you can exploit this"

Me: "I assure you - you can't (not consistently anyway)"

YouTube Commenter 2: "The Rush style two punch spam helped me greatly."

Me: "Rush does barely any damage. You will spend more time transitioning to it than any kind of DPS benefit you will gain from it."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hey Wren. Wondeful picture, you look great. I just have one small correction:
Gloom showed (correctly) with blue cat ears
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Music fucking rules man
DUFF: That used to be a 12 1/2 minute song.

IZZY: Used to be speed metal.
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We did it chat Sub-7 Yakuza Kiwami All Substories One for the ages
Screenshot of the end of a Yakuza Kiwami All Substories speedrun, showing a final time of 6:58:57 and me taking a big ol swig of a bottle of Tuborg
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Zohran for NYC meme generator with the text "Daisaku Kuze, lieutenant of the Dojima Family, Patriarch of the Kenno Clan". Make your own here: https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Lmao hell yeah
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Me when there's drama on the tl
Screenshot from Tormented Souls. An ice box filled with human hands, captioned "I'm not touching any of that!"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Steve Sylvester from Death SS
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Hey man did you know they named a fridge after you
Screenshot from Tormented Souls. The main character is standing next to a fridge with a logo saying "CoolMan"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
For sure
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Probably my longest Letterboxd review yet but man are there Themes to dig into here letterboxd.com/unbrokennono...
Screenshot of my 2-star review of Hard Target. 

"This review may contain spoilers.

Big Nono’s review published on Letterboxd:
In a world where cops do not exist, a man must police New Orleans... with his legs.

Hard Target is a movie by John Woo, a man who in a perfect world would be a world-famous, top-of-the-line director of photography. Sadly, we do not live in a perfect world, but in a world shaped by the resurgence of fascism first in post-Soviet Eastern Europe, and then seeping into every other part of the world, a fact this movie keeps bringing up in kind of a protest-too-much matter. And in this world, John Woo is allowed to have contact with scripts and actors, to the benefit of no one, least of all himself. 

If the theme of Bloodsport is homosociality, the theme of Hard Target is straightforward homosexuality. This is a movie about men who want to have sex with other men via the medium of weaponry rather than their penises. Men touch other men with their guns, caress their guns sensually as they chase other men, pay top dollar to cruise for other men to shoot with their guns, stick guns and grenades in each others faces and crotches. This is the most in-the-closet movie I have seen in my life. Usually when a movie is this much about being gay, Tim Curry comes out with a song about wanting to fuck Charles Atlas at some point. 

That would've been too interesting for Hard Target, though."
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A John Woo film (derogatory)
Poster for the movie Hard Target
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I truly think Universal Solider may be the best movie ever made
Screenshot from Universal Soldier. Van Damme is fully nude, shown from the waist up, with Ally Walker clothed and holding her hand over his stomach.
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I hate gamers
Random chatter: "i hope we als getting yakuza kiwami 4 and 5"
Me: "I hope we get a Yakuza 8 Kiwami"
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
New Heartworm Any% speedrun world record. Loadless: 47:52 RTA: 48:59 Cut the 47 as was my goal, and even mentioned to get a 48 RTA. Very nice. This will do it for me with this run. Many options for my next project. 100%? Shinobi? Dark Souls? Yakuza 4? Silksong? We'll find out soon enough.
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
We're all set
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BigNoNo @bignono.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"Know the workplace rules" meme. Top: Hollow Knight saying "no review copies before launch", bottom: Todd Howard saying "no review copies before launch"
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