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John Lebow

@bignicejohn.bsky.social
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John's just this guy, you know.... a he/him guy, that is.

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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Need to have a playdate with Hugo. Someday.
Hugo, a 9 year old chihuahua, looks upon you.  Is it love?  Do you want to share snacks?  He'd like that.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hugo, a 9 year old chihuahua, would like you to share your noodles.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
It's ME... and my dad.  We're playing with drums, but I am more interested in eating the drumsticks than playing with them.  I'm probably just around a year old, and just as adorable now.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Remember this lovely work, done when I was still actually in the hospital, myself? Erin also makes some of the best, funniest threads in here, so help an artist out, if you can.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here I am at 14, at my first keg party... using a purple Toyota Rav 4 instead of a red solo cup because I had fucking CLASS!
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Skeet you from a different era of your life. Amazing to think this was not even a year and a half ago, so many changes!
The poster is in a hospital bed in the ER, double-barreling IV's for fluids and meds.  He looks dead, but is better.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They go all-out for Canada Day.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hugo is hiding.
A little chihuahua named Hugo hides behind a blanket and the corner of a laptop... but his eyes are watching you.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is Hugo. He's smiling.
Posing on John's lap, a 9 year old chihuahua named Hugo appears to be smiling.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Say hi to Hugo, everybody!
John, wearing a Blue Jays hat sits with Hugo, a 9 year old chihuahua.   Hugo looks like he's smiling in the sun.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Pick a Bond Villain from the pictures you already have on your phone. Tucker is charming... and deadly.
A shih-tzu mix looks very handsome in a shirt and tie.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A quote from Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons in yellow text over a still from a Star Trek opening.  "Me Fail English? That's Umpossible!"
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Real ones know THIS is the Jets logo, though.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They're not dissimilar.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Had to take a picture of my screen for this... but is it coincidence that the shiny Arizona helmets... look like snake eyes on purpose?? @sportslogos.net. Am I seeing right?
Corbin Carroll of the Arizona Diamondbacks at the plate.  The lights reflecting off his helmet look like snake eyes.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
MY EYES FEEL BIG! ARE THRY BIG, FILKS?!?!!
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Going to my first Jays game of the season tonight, and absolutely getting this... With a diet coke, of course.
Cubano sliders piled atop a beverage in defiance of god and man.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now thinking of you for ENTIRELY different reasons. That Old Bay Infused Malort probably fucks.
A menu for infused Malorts, featuring Orange Cream Malort, Lemonhead Malort, Green cake icing Malort, Pickle Malort, Mac and cheese infused Malort, Old Bay Seasoning Malort, and finally Dinner Mind Malort.  

The word Malort has lost all meaning.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
New glasses... but my prescription is so bad now, it bends light around my head. ... still cute, though.
A Portrait of the Poster as a Middle Aged Man.  Robocop, Joe Carter, Andres Ginenez, lots of dice and books are on the shelves behind him.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
As much as people love to shit on drivers from Brampton and Toronto, and any other immigrant areas in the province... isn't this also just a list of the whitest cities in Ontario?
A list of the most dangerous cities to drive in Ontario, listing, in order... Barrie, Burlington, Brantford, Kingston, Belleville, Ajax, Bradford, Thunder Bay, St. Catherines, and North Bay.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
An image of the poster as a toddler.  He is smiling.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This might be the best fortune cookie it's possible to get on your birthday!
"You are a true and sincere friend."  Written on the fortune inside a fortune cookie.  The lucky numbers are 16 38 39 40 41 47, if you need those.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Happy birthday to me! I got ya'll a cake. Make sure to share.
A cake with icing on it speaking out THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I was actually thinking about you today because this arrived.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Introduce yourself as whether almost killed you: Hi, I'm MASSIVE cellulitis infection (my legs are still different colours!), nit to mention a couple of extra illnesses (including C. Diff) picked up in the hospital.
John Lebow is laying in a hospital bed 'playing dead.'  He is merely septic, double-barrelling IV for fluids and antibiotics.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
He really is!
Jack Edathil, a handsome guest on Wheel of Fortune, saying that he loves Role Playing Games and Comic Books.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Of course, I went Muppets.
The old Stattler and Waldorf joke from The Muppet Show.  It's not half bad... it's all bad!
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Listen... Toronto is hard to spell, everyone gets it wrong sometimes. Even professionals. Not AI, by the way. This did happen.
Blue Jays Right Fielder, Joe Carter, wearing a Blue Jays jersey with Toronto misspelled as Torotno.  This is not AI, it actually happened in a professional game.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
John and Dad Of John looking good in sweaters.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
All washed and ready for another round..
A Blue Jays jersey hangs up, Doc Halladay patch on the left sleeve, Tom Cheek patch on the right.  The poster taught himself to sew to put those patches on.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
A Doctor in a lab coat, talking to hus patient.  "Here's your problem - it looks like you're paying attention to what's going on."
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yes!! Found it. It was a collaborative story from Reddit just became absolutely delightful. I'll be honest, I have no idea how to add alt text for this wholesome ass story about demons, angels, and sandwiches.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ahhh, so that's why we have an air quality warning today. I love how the Weather Network doesn't even say 'smoky' just 'smoke.'
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Hot damn, dad sent me this colourized poc of my grandparents from 1943ish. My grandfather could get it, right?
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Quit Twitter after 16 years, deleted Facebook after more than 20, left RoosterTeeth after more than a dozen years. I signed up for this, and I'm really curious what a Canadian Only Social Media will look like.
A logo for a Canadian Social media network, Gander.  It features geese and the tagline 'ragebait isn't very Canadian.'
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Goddamn, I'm never going to get to sleep. Check this out, a LIVE TEMPERATURE MAP of Toronto and area at 1AM.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saves because it made you laugh.
A clock featuring Jesus looking at the numbers, saying "Jesus Christ would you look at the time."  I feel like Jesus could have used a nice clock.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What's your sign?
A jug with a piece of tape that says 'I leak on my bottom, but I'm very attractive."
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My seats...
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You know your brand is strong when i hear a player introduced and think 'I should take a picture for @sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social '
Eugenio Suarez at bat, needs lots of zoom in from our seats.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is who runs this account.
A portrait of the account runner as a young man.  Adorably wearing yellow and killing it.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Morning, everyone!
A man in a hospital gown with his glasses on his head gives a thumbs up.
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John Lebow @bignicejohn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I think I'm getting better... they gave me multi grain cheerios instead of plain this morning.
John attempts a thumbs up.  It's not great.
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