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@bigmomsloth.bsky.social
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Bigmomsloth__ on twitter. heres to feeling good..all the time. T-shirt monkey. Character designer. Equestrian dressage silver medalist. Brat tamer. Street tough.

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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nasty residents 4
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nasty residents 4
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
she psylocke on my cok till i psy thrust idk
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i love how my Girlfriend is just like a positive net gain to literally any activity. Even doing mundane work around her makes work feel fun and bearable. You could string me up and smash my genitals with a socket wrench and I’d find it Less agonizing if she were there. 💜
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yu-Gi-Oh king of games.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yu-Gi-Oh king of games.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wip.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hell Is having to be captive audience to conversation between two median voter minded people. Just sitting here having to listen to my land lady and the electrician lovingly Prattle on about how its every adults obligation to give up their dreams and devote themselves entirely to a soulless shit job
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
These r my favorite digimon. U didn’t ask. But im telling u.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
reWatching the hxh ova. Tonpa should have been a main character along with gon Killua Kurapika and leorio. Could have been a really fun long form foil to the party. But he gradually rehabilitates himself through emotional self dissection And though building trust with the party.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
All the trans Jax art I’ve been seeing on my tl is so fuckinf cute lol.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
‼️ITS THAT TIME! COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN‼️ I am once again opening comms up to all you lovely people! I am opening 3 slots but I might potentially open more depending. But it’s 3 for now! As always please read all the available info! email in bio or dm me! likes/RTS appreciated!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
‼️ITS THAT TIME! COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN‼️ I am once again opening comms up to all you lovely people! I am opening 3 slots but I might potentially open more depending. But it’s 3 for now! As always please read all the available info! email in bio or dm me! likes/RTS appreciated!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Recent comm
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Rewatching Mission Hill. Every time that advertising agency episode comes up it hits like a fucking freight train And makes me reevaluate all of my cumulative life decisions.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Recent comm
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Manifesting my ideal woman
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Manifesting my ideal woman
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Drawing the most attractive woman ever
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Drawing the most attractive woman ever
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Been rewatching shinchan (the raunchy 06 adult swim dub) while I work. Been kinda obsessed with the style. Drew myself in it between finishing jobs.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I realized I have free will, so here's a quick Motoko.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Continuing my free will streak.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I decided to make available for printing this old painting of Chun Li and Juri being good friends! You can get your copy here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/call... 💜💙💚💛❤️
Digital painting depicting a bare breasted Juri Han inside a small dark closet looking at an off camera Chun Li. Both are Street Fighter characters. 

Juri is a lean korean fighter. Her black hair is styled in the shape of horns. She wears black baggy pants, a spiky choker and spiky bracelets. She looks timidly at the camera. A shadow revealing the silhouette of Chun Li opening the door is cast over Juri's figure.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
mermaid for #mermay
Digital painting of a mermaid-like creature crawling out of the ocean into a beach. Behind her, in the distance, there's an astronaut in an orange suit waist deep in the calm water. 
The mermaid has a very skinny skeletal body with long arms and pale green skin. Her hands sport sharp claws and her ears have orange membrane structures. Her wide open eyes have pale pupils. The creature has long black hair. 
The sky is dark and some unearthly astral bodies can be seen.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
not to be misandrist but I need more female friends dawg I swear. I love the men in my life. But I’m so sick of having to explain rudimentary social etiquette to 30+ year old adults And my chronic irritability as a consequence is turning me into a mean horrid bitch. Hashtag not all men obvi.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wanna bang u
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The tifa reveal is so sad to me because, irregardless of whether it’s something I ultimately want or not, if there wasnt months and months and months of leaks and speculation and discourse about her inclusion I would have genuinely freaked out. On paper, a ff character in sf is nuts.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dark magician summoned skull
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
King of gaymens
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
being on Twitter is such a humiliation ritual at this point. Engagement is worse than it’s ever been and I feel I have no control over my feed. I’m at the mercy of the algo. The following tab used to give me some semblance of control over what i see.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
King of gaymens
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
;v; Yaay.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
ya ever have one of those nights where ya can’t stop thinking about HER
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not to sound like a bitch but I swear every time I see a cool looking sprite based indie fighting game my excitement is instantly deflated because every damn time the devs seem to think the best way to make a fighting game is with 80 Hit combos, Tod’s and no neutral.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Up to devilish sapphic misdeeds tomorrow. Homo demagogic malversations Most heinous and fowl. Hedonistic gay malfeasances. a putrid feast of satanic faggotly delights by that I mean I’m just meeting up with some girl and we’re gonna like, drink Modelos, eat nerds ropes and watch anime or whateva
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Slots have been tentatively filled out! Still waiting on payments from a few folks but unless something falls through that’s all folks! I will be reopening these back up sometimes next month or the month after so keep yer peepers peeled if ya want to get a comm! Thanks so much everybody!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Boy lemme tell ya juniah. If theres one thing ya oughta know about dames. About Women about broads. it’s this…yowza 🤯 Badabing Badaboom 😉vavavavooooom🤤straight 👉to da 👆moon🫡 🌙 . Ya get all that pinhead?
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
REPOSTS SUPER APPRECIATED!!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey guys! I recently quit my second job and it has put me into a pretty major financial bind. So I’m OPENING UP PERSONAL EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS for the very first time ever! There are 2 tiers and only 5 available slots total so get at me in my DMs or at my business email!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hey guys! I recently quit my second job and it has put me into a pretty major financial bind. So I’m OPENING UP PERSONAL EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS for the very first time ever! There are 2 tiers and only 5 available slots total so get at me in my DMs or at my business email!
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
wanna play a game?
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hiromu arakawa. I know you are married to a man and have three children. But please make me your wife. I am young and virile. I love your work so much. I will do the dishes and take out the garbage. I will rear your children.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
winks at u from across the light rail*
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
U guys r so fuckign gay for me it's insane. Thanks for liking and rting and following. Always love to see the numbers on blue sky. Love growing my presence on here cuz twitter is a facking shite hole.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think I have a type.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think I have a type.
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Had a really nice night. Had a fun date and met two other queer women after the date at the bar and got their numbers too. They both play fighting games and make art. It's Nice meeting people and making friends. Touching grass eats ass (Complimentary)
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
uses every ounce of psychic power I have to bend a single spoon
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BIGMOMSLOTH @bigmomsloth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First time ever getting to diamond! I’d like to dedicate this achievement to my girlfriend lady brilliant diamond. Yah bootyful toots. nevuh change.
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