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Big Chew Toy

@bigchewtoy.bsky.social
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A spooky witch in a sexy dress

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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
- makes a painting about his ex not listening to him - paints his ex in his tighty whities - sells painting for $90m so everyone in the world sees it - #DavidHockney was a king
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Something has to power this level of elite AI prowess
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#TACO
Pee Wee Herman reveals that today’s secret word is “Taco”
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Meme that says, rich people aren’t telling their kids to skip college, just yours
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
A meme of a wealthy woman who appears to be whispering, Rich people aren’t telling their kids to skip college, just yours
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Evergreen tweet, unfortunately
Tweet by Satan that reads: Vaccinate your kids I’m not running a fucking day care centre down here
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Imagine being MAGA, getting everything you want, and still being pissed off that life is not like the ending of “The Fountainhead” where a gorgeous blonde gazes up at you in endless adoration
A post on X that whines about the DNC being like your ex wife. It doesn’t matter what it says or who posted it, it just sucks
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Welp that was fun but now it’s back to a Masculine Energy color I guess
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The best country on Earth
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The majority of Adobe Stock search results are AI generated garbage. They’re not real enough, and I don’t want to pay for “almost real”. Look at the difference between AI (left) and real model (right).
AI generated Black business woman Black woman model smiling at camera
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Lots of important stuff going on right now, I should support my local newspaper Local newspaper’s top story: hey look it’s a park
Screen shot of news story with picture of Petrified Forest. Caption reads: Why this AZ national park is a top road trip destination
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Project 2025 wants you to know that it is still definitely coming for your porn
A screenshot from Project 2025 website that shows true and false statements about its agenda. Banning IVF and condemning single mothers are false. Outlawing porn is true.
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
He seems nice
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
“Stop making my company woke or I’ll keep you around for 14 years!” says a very powerful and effective CEO
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A map of all the places that will be below freezing next week. “Fuck you, we’re Phoenix” shown here in white
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Surviving Autocracy is not a manual, it is a retrospective on everything that happened in the First Term. Meta is doing what the entire mainstream media did then - cowering and crying, “Don’t hit me, Daddy!”
Cover art of Surviving Autocracy by Masha Gessen
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Photos taken this week. We will be gaslit into believing that there were no low prices under Biden. Watch prices explode with tariffs.
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tag yourself, I’m the woman at the party who is talking to the dog
Renoir’s boating party painting
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Except that toolbag from Squid Games. Why'd he have to ruin it
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Big Chew Toy @bigchewtoy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Remember to document your own reality. Don't rely on the media, which might disappear. You will be told in four years to remember the world a certain way, and distrust memories that contradict it. Today in the local Kroger affiliate, avocados were 49 cents. Tomatoes were $1.39/lb. Bananas 27 cents.
A grocery store label showing avocados at 49 cents each.A grocery store label showing roma tomatoes at a dollar 39 cents a pound.A screenshot of a grocery store website showing bananas at 27 cents each.
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