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JohnnyBlueSky

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Chicago sports, live music, emergency medicine, general fun. Was hoping for an escape from politics, but here we are.

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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing normal about this
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Skeletor's Excellent Laugh
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It hadn't bothered me before but now that you mention it, no it still doesn't bother me
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MyFiMyFihadaknife420
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He'll double down on it and say that's what he calls it now
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope everything is ok with Jonah Jackson. Very encouraging news about Gordon.
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brutal
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Question for you - why hasn't the league allowed for an extra roster spot for players in concussion protocol but not on the IL? Seems like a fair move to reduce brain trauma
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya hear that Kyler Gordon?!
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shit is beyond parody at this point
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Patrick Star's Word Salad Meme
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Napoleon kicker syndrome is the worst kind
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*while masturbating furiously
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pretends to Be Shocked
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chargers strike gold on the real deal qb then completely dismiss the importance of interior line giving him no shot at success
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfuckingbelievable win Hawkeyes!!
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New look Bulls value three pointers. Novel concept in Chicago
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bears 24 eagles 15 in a near carbon copy of last year. Old man Keenum manages the game and Swift/Monangai run for 180 yards behind dominant R side of oline. One of the bears rookie DBs seals it with a late pick. I high five strangers at the bar while my friend pukes. Book it.
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I too marvel at how dumb we are
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Master negotiator
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday I parked my car (Garage!) and made my beautiful and vibrant wife dinner (Kitchen!) before brushing my teeth (Bathroom!) and going to bed (Bedroom!)
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad to hear it's the hammy but damn what a gut punch to the season
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just watched, brutal few minutes. Anything that's not the forehead there and it's bad and I don't think it is the forehead
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeez I am. I heard about it but didn't see it. He ok?
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thought the exact same thing. Not gonna lie my mind is in a dark place right now
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is my fear too
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hope so. Looked like it could've been Achilles too
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ponke Ponkesol: Monkey Points at Reflection
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is some sort of committee hearing with cross examination possible to force him to publicly humiliate himself and his enablers?
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would a quack adjacent doc be...Byquacky?!
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Immigration hysteria 100 years ago
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
With this much lying JD could fuck a couch with Pinocchio's nose
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Walk the lot at a MAGA rally and then look in the mirror
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Any update on the girl's school bombing?
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They're a bunch of pussies who only pick fights they think can win
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She tells him he smells good too
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This sounds pretty cool and I'm amazed by the science behind it but I admittedly don't understand it. I'd make a joke but I heard this dark matter detector is very sensitive
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spaghetti is a weird euphemism for shit
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He's regenerating
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seems like a La Russa move
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can't even imagine getting into this thing
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Football or the same demented ramblings for the millionth time? Tough call
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She's a brilliant speaker
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Six dead eyes
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And I've unveiled plans to join the Rolling Stones and NFL quarterback
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bunch of Jabronis at Halas Hall
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
McCaskey reminds me of Mr Burns when he had every ailment known and it somehow kept him in good health. McCaskey is so inept he will keep the bears in Chicago
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JohnnyBlueSky @bigbreakfast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He can't even putt like a normal human
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