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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 10h
One of the more accurate Seinfeld episodes was about it.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d wait until you get your rotting whale carcass juice booster first.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m stockpiling Pepsi in anticipation..,
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I woke up with a clogged ear the other day and immediately knew it had to be spider eggs in there.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“All my favorite New York City based shows are filmed there!”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The stupid, it burns.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mmm, star on star… *unzips pants*
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The stars never actually fight. Totally misleading title.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought Kotto’s performance was a bit inflated…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evolution is so close to good, it just doesn’t quite line up.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The greatest evil? Stretching
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s hard to be Jewish, It’s hard to be Jewish, It’s hard to be Jewish in Russia
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He did tend to end each movie with a dead body.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star 80 is a hard watch.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I guess the first people it kills will be anyone who has seen the first two Terminator movies?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That boob flip is incredible cinema.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve already got the runs in anticipation…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hey I know you, you’re famous.”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Want to go to San Francisco? No way, they killed Tyne Daly!
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soggy dough, crispy sauce, and rotting toppings. Mmm, mmm…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“How many Irish people do we really need anyway?”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I’m sure he has learned his lesson..,”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why would I quit the money train? I’m making millions!
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hey Anderson, can you come over and help me move my couch?”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pete Best says what about me, I’m still strong…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you seen the ass o’ Cate?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: Tumescent
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So how did you break your arm? I was tuning the ceiling guitar. What? What?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m now thinking of Starship Troopers for some reason.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Walking campus* What’s that smell? It’s fraternity row.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Wow, it even reeks of cigarettes!”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“We are now in the final stages of planning to launch all our trash to Mars.”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, are you telling us your uncle fucked your mother?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty soon every one of them will be hiding out in a military base, a prison-lite.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Although the dress wearing scene caused me feelings…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I will personally test each member’s member for sufficient testosterone, so line up men.”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Miss Andry was my first grade teacher…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sure his name is Jonah.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to think he is only doing this to see who laughs in the audience so he can fire them.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The important thing when you arrest “terrorists” is that you immediately release them so they can continue their terrorism?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat gpt, the t is for toddlers.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You press 16 clicks And what do you get Another step closer And deeper in debt…
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next week on The Cruxifiction Channel we have the money changer terrorist. Don’t miss it.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sample fox question: Mr Talarico, if that is your real name, why do you worship satan, and attack our godly hero, the super honorable (insert name here)?
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Ditka wins with 99%!”
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I much preferred history when it stayed in the past.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Drinks Orange Whip*
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Signing letters is one thing, voting on stuff is completely different.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Windfall Profit Tax Is a phrase I just don’t hear.
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just give up on it baby…
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