We all have the day off, and we're not feeling the spirit of the holiday, so I'll barbecue early.
I hope 4 racks of spare ribs, 2 chickens, 2.5 lbs of beef sausage, 5 lbs of potato salad, 6 lbs of green beans, and 4.5 lbs of Mac and cheese are enough...
There's shade, water, and I'll have fans out