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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 27/03/2025

I kind of love it whenever the Trapster shows up in '70s Marvel comics, because he's clearly trying to move on from being called Paste Pot Pete, but his gun still looks like he's just spooging all over everybody (as always, read the alt text)

3 panels of a Spider-Man comic

Panel one: Spider-Man is being hit by several shots of paste, grease, and exploding gumballs. He says, "This is disgusting!" And he's right, because it looks like a bukkake party has broken out in my innocent and pure Marvel comic

Panel two: Spider-Man says, "Wait a minute! Paste! Grease! Gumballs! I know you! You're the guy the Human Torch used to call Paste Pot Pete!" Spider-Man is fully covered in goo now, and many children now have questions that their parents will not want to answer

Panel three: The Trapster says, "That's ancient history, Spider-Man! For a long time now, I've been The Trapster! "

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 27/02/2025

Screenshot if you want to block or mute, I'd suggest it just from the profile

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 27/02/2025

When you tell your mom to stop buying/giving you things and she is RUDE and MEAN

Mom: okay I'll get that one and you can take my current one. Shut up

Me: THIS IS NOT KIND MOTHERLY TALK

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 20/02/2025

Still the hairiest ass I've ever seen. It was like a wombat wearing a fur coat in July

A screenshot of a discord chat. TX voodoo is saying, I go to your bsky to search your posts for vpns because I know I saw one in there, and I find this and can't stop LOLing

Below that is a screenshot of a skate of mine from 6 months ago that says, "I come here to bury Caesar, not to body shame him, but this guy had the hairiest ass I have ever seen, and due to occasionally forgetting to turn on my VPN, I have seen a lot of asses"

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 14/01/2025

The really annoying thing is, I still look like a giant baby, I'm just taller and have slightly better eyebrows

A Black woman that looks like a giant bald baby with lipstick. Don't put lipstick on a baby

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 14/01/2025

This is literally me at 10 minutes old, and I have kept this energy my entire life - a cranky little shit with a button nose and no more fucks left to give

A picture of a very cranky black baby with a full head of hair and a look on her face that says she is not impressed with what she's seeing right now, and would like to go back to where she came from ASAP

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 13/01/2025

His companion? A mountain lion. His TARDIS? Absolutely covered in solar panels

The "I think I hear a mountain lion" guy from Birdemic

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 08/11/2024

#23andMe results are in, baby! I am also 0.6% Ashkenazi Jew, which I suspect is not enough to claim actual Jewish ancestry, but is still REALLY COOL and I like it. There is also a fair amount of Creole in my backstory, which again, very cool

A graphic from 23andMe:

29.7% Nigerian, 19% Ghanaian, Liberian & Sierra Leonean, 16.8% British & Irish, 13.1% Broadly West African, 9.6% Angolan & Congolese, 6.2% Senegambian & Guinea, 1.4% Spanish & Portuguese, 0.6% Ashkenazi Jew

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 03/11/2024

LOOK AT MY NEW DRESS (picture is of model, not me) I FEEL LIKE THE LITTLE ART TEACHER THAT COULD I WANT IT IN EVERY COLOR BIG-ASS POCKETS, I LOVE IT

A picture of a model wearing a loose denim overall dress, similar to the type of smock an art teacher would wear

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 17/10/2024

Those of you with long haired cats: how do you groom them without being sliced to ribbons by their murder mittens? Joe is so pretty and fluffy, but his undercarriage looks so raggedy because every time I try to brush it he beats me up (lovingly). I am running out of arm blood please advise

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 09/10/2024

Mojo has lived with us for less than a year but he's turned himself into my emotional support/physical therapy dog. If I look like I'm about to fall, he rushes over to prop me up. If I'm dizzy, he guides me to a seat. When I drop things, he retrieves them for me. Anxious? Headbutts to distract me

Mojo, lying on the floor and looking up at me with startled eyes

Mojo being the best weighed blanket in the world

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 27/09/2024

...which you might be able to tell bc of the horrified look on my face. There are literally hundreds of baby pics of me, mostly bc dad said I kept ruining photos by squinting. I love this pic. I look so happy! I was a big, fat, cheerful baby, but I am looking in the wrong direction as always. 3/

Toddler!Me in a rocking chair, squinting vaguely in the direction of the camera, but off by quite a bit

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 27/09/2024

I have a theory that being v. nearsighted & not having anyone figure that out until kindergarten (I kept complaining that the teacher wrote too lightly, & when she asked me how close I needed to get before I could see the words on the chalkboard, I ended up with my nose pressed against the board) 1/

A 4 year old me, dressed in my Sunday best and giving a startled look to the camera

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #156,761! I remember the Dark Times of Alf hog and pudding cookie recipes

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 12/09/2024

I love how this just made its way into our brains somehow and now it would be so off-putting to hear someone talk about that 'red fast big car'

Things Native English speakers know, but don't know they know:

Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: color/origin/material/purpose noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order and the slightest you will sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list. But almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before color, green gray dragons can't exist.

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 07/06/2024

Lol I did one of those symptom checker tests my mom sent me and got this: Calm down, website, I'm not dying today

Call an ambulance

Your symptoms are very serious, and you may require emergency care. Do not delay. Call an ambulance right now.

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 22/05/2024

So I tend to throw down a little in the kitchen when I'm stressed, it's working out well

A screenshot of a text message that says, I just made some homemade sesame sauce that will knock your fucking tits off

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 30/03/2024

This is my bag. There are many bags like it, but this one is mine

Two patches, one of a top hat that says "We're all mad here" (from Alice in Wonderland), and one of Hello Kitty dressed as Deadpool

Three infinity pins: 1) asexual flag, 2) agender flag, 3) bisexual flag. A pink and purple dinosaur with the label BICERATOPS. A pin that looks like a nametag and says MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/THEY. A rainbow infinity pin for autism. A pin of a crochet hook and a circle of crocheted yarn. A patch with Starry Night by Van Gogh. A patch of a brown dog that looks like one of my dogs. A pin that says TELL YOUR DOG I SAID HI. A Deadpool patch. A pin of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. A pin with a turtle flying through space (Discworld). An R2-D2 pin (Star Wars)

A keychain with My Melody and Kuromi hanging from it. My Melody is holding a strawberry (my birthday fruit) and Kuromi is wearing a teddy bear onesie

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 20/03/2024

Kinda blue, gonna take some titty pics and sell them until I feel something again

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 05/03/2024

I have to pee, but I guess that's not important, you carry on good sir

A black and white bully-pit laying on my chest and side, because he doesn't understand boundaries and because I love him

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 23/02/2024

Catching up on my pull list and no one told me that NIGHTWING #110 HAS A CAMEO FROM OUR VERY OWN @gailsimone.bsky.social

It's a comic book panel of a bear. Named Gail the Slayer. Because she is a bear.

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 01/02/2024

My German Shepherd lives her life like she's Secret Service protecting a valuable asset. A squirrel jumped down from a tree while I was getting the mail, and she leapt in front of me like her dramatic ass was taking a bullet for me, I love her big dumb face omfg

A large German Shepherd is asleep on the bed, taking up most of the space

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 03/01/2024

Putting our oldest dog to sleep today. Been trying to put it off, but it's time. She's been struggling, and yesterday her legs gave out on her for good. I'm gonna miss that little goofball.

The Littlest Ewok, who is a Very Good Girl and very loved. A black and white Tibetan Terrier cheesing at the camera

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 16/09/2023

Pin update! The black and red pin says "Nandor & Nadja & Lazlo & Colin but not you Guillermo", I love it a lot. Detailed description of pins in the alt text

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 10/09/2023

I don't need to move, I'm good, death by cuddles is actually my preferred method of sleep

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are on the television atop the dresser, and a 74 lb German Shepherd has crammed herself into the space between me and my body pillow. Bae is also here an arm drained around me, so between the dog and the dude, I am in deep trouble if I ever have to pee, but it's v cozy

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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽 @bibliotech.blacksky.app · 19/08/2023

They have so many birds here and the roosters keep trying to square up to the turkeys and tbh I'd watch that fight

An emu is Not Amused by my requests for a photo

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