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Frog. I write, and also make little things. Sometimes those things are YouTube videos but I keep frogetting how to do that. (^ー^) Art is by @pom-vouov.bsky.social Transphobes and chuds fuck off

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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 29/09/2026
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 05/09/2026
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 24/04/2026
WINDOWS PATCH NOTES FUCK YEAH
windows update ominously reports "The big clock is back"
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 13/02/2026
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 28/12/2025
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Heero from Gundam looking at a Manila folder like a dumb ass. Captions read "Classified Materials?"
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 20/12/2025
well that's nice
BBC News reports

"Towards the end of the TV marathon, Putin was asked a series of quickfire questions, touching on his views on friendship, religion, the motherland and love at first sight. He said he believed in love at first sight – then added that he himself was in love, without divulging any more details."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 28/11/2025
Man shout out to X-Men (2021) forgot about
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 12/10/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 12/10/2025
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San Francisco city librarian Michael Lambert experiences a moment of whimsy.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 12/10/2025
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@PicturesUssr" tweets a colorized photo of a Soviet major and an American staff sergeant kissing at a feast in Germany in 1945. The text of the post reads, "A fraternal kiss between a Soviet major and an American staff sergeant at a feast in Germany, 1945". The word Fraternal is wildly incorrect.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 12/10/2025
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Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) tweets, 

"[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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Tweet from

Ana de Aemas Updates
@ArmasUpdates

"Academy Award nominee & movie star Ana de Armas has unfollowed former IDF soldier and attempted actress Gal Gadot on Instagram."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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A post on r/writingcirclejerk from u/W09o9o_Y2K

[Title]
“Im Schizophrenic and my protagonist thinks he's being observed and written about in a story (solipsism). Is this just a case of protagonist paranoia? Or do you think he is on to me?”

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"I keep putting him into the same situation, day in day out and he is starting to catch on to my behavior. He's scouted the walls and electrical devices (in the story) for holographic cameras (he'll never find them). Do you think i should add a conflict of some sort into his daily life? Or do you think I should just go back to his writing (he is also writing a story about a protagonist who is paranoid. Solipsism)."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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Interviewing George Santos Ziwe asks,

"What excites you the most about going to prison"
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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Grimes @Grimezsz

Just watched transformers - l was not prepared for this to be the greatest cinematography ever - just like...it is absurd but it's incredibly majestic to behold

[ attached. Dogshit still of 2003 CGI Optimus Prime standing looking at the sunset it appears to be taken by Grimes photographing her tv.]Tweet by

just drink blood dude
@LevarBurzum

Grimes is the result of a years-long operation by a team of accelerationists to see how much damage to western society they could cause by sending boxxy to Juilliard
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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A screenshot of a Twitter post. The post contains a tweet by Metal 3arb Solid quote tweeting to another tweet by War Monitor that asks, "Do you support Syrian president Bashar Al Assad?" Below this, there is an image showing Bashar Al Assad wearing a suit, raising his hand in a wave. The reply above says, in French, "Mais putain il ressemble à Skibidi Toilette ou je suis fou," its funnier if I dont translate that
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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An old newspaper clipping that looks like its from a microfilm archive with the headline "Transsexual told driver to 'run over the pig'." 

a 19-year-old transsexual allegedly instructed a getaway driver to run over a police officer during an attempted bank robbery in Sydney. 

The police claim the suspect, Katherine Jean Jelbart, told 22-year-old Chris Foster to "run over the pig and listen to him squelch" as they tried to escape in a silver Mercedes.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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Michael Coldcut
@nick_calico

me:(drunkenly throwing my arm around
yodas neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard

yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over
himself) good to drive i am,
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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An old magazine advertisement shows an old-fashioned miner with a large mustache and wearing a helmet with a lamp, smiling at the camera. In the background is a donkey carrying supplies, and a mountainous landscape. Bold text in the upper left reads: "I hope the lead I'm mining will be used in your paint."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
Thread of good posts bc i'm cleaning out my hard drive (all in one to prevent spam) 1
A tweet by user @ellegist dated 8/6/21 reads: "it's so funny how americans don't have proper cheese lmao. Like what is this. Are you ok," above an image of a large stack of processed American cheese slices. Below, user @3YearLetterman replies: "You have zero SEC championships."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 11/10/2025
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A tweet by user @ellegist dated 8/6/21 reads: "it's so funny how americans don't have proper cheese lmao. Like what is this. Are you ok," above an image of a large stack of processed American cheese slices. Below, user @3YearLetterman replies: "You have zero SEC championships."
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 10/10/2025
hey gang i'm starting to think that sam altman isn't very smart? www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
ALT: headline from Hayden Field in The Verge (link above) reads "OpenAi wasn't expecting Sora's copyright drama" 

CONTEXT: OpenAI released a sick new treat where if you write "spongebob in an ss uniform" it generates a video of nazi spongebob.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 09/10/2025
Never played so my brain reads that reddit post like
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 09/10/2025
It's my birthday which means its also the anniversary of
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 13/07/2025
“I have a view that people become their names,” Ackman told the magazine’s reporter, Reeves Wiedeman. “Like, I’ve met people named hamburger that own McDonald’s franchises.” Ackman struggled to come up with something for Wiedman’s last name, so he told the reporter his first name, which Ackman misheard as “Reed.”

“Read … write,” Ackman pointed out to Wiedeman. “So, my name is Ackman—it’s like Activist Man.”
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 28/06/2025
Thinking about him
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 07/06/2025
Huge announcement! 🚀🚀
I'm happy to announce the start of a new journey today as the CEO of exAI. 
I'm joining the family just as we launch our flagship model, Gork.

Early testing shows promising results* on our primary use case: High School tests and essays.

We've raised $47,000 in seed funding from investors who never considered to ask why our product needed to exist.

Thanks to our partnership with 13 municiple transit agencies, Gork will be coming to a bus stop near you soon!
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 01/06/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 26/05/2025
BATMAN BEYOND WHAT A TV SHOW GOD IT HAD "IT"
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 24/05/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 24/05/2025
Thinking about him
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 24/05/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 24/05/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 05/05/2025
Don't pretend that anyone other than him or kanye could deliver on this
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 05/05/2025
PS they dropped Yannopolis the second they could because they hate gay people (and he is flamboyant), so now he's a Christian who isn't gay but still lives with his boyfriend. I mean ex-boyfriend. He announced this with the most straight and definitively not gay tweet of all time:
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 05/05/2025
- Russian funding had dried up. I don't know why, which is embarrassing, but maybe they just don't need them anymore. - Billionare backing is gone because Trump is hurting their wallets. - All these freaks actually hate each other EX Shapiro is a jew hanging out with nazis
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 05/05/2025
100%. I've actually written a lot about this stuff, but bsky is a bad place for papers, so sorry if I fail to explain myself well: Most of this stuff comes from an actual genuine conspiracy led by a rat named Steve Bannon(pictured). In 2015, he hired a homosexual internet troll: Milo Yanopolus.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 03/05/2025
HE GOT THERE THE LONG WAY WHAT AN ALL TIME MORALLY QUESTIONABLE CHAMPION OF GLOW UPS AND ALSO A FIGURE OF PURE SWEEPING GRAND ROMANCE
Fitz from agents of shield an insane show you should watch
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 03/05/2025
Like, this is insanely. I could use this to actually ruin someone's career.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 03/05/2025
They still haven't changed it.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 02/05/2025
What the actual fuck are we doing here.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 02/05/2025
What the actual fuck is this. Meta just released a new version of their AI image generator that seems to have genuinely no limits on the use of real people. This is insanely irresponsible and horrific.
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 02/05/2025
What happens, happens
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 30/04/2025
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 23/04/2025
Thank you Alex, very helpful
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 22/04/2025
Folks. I have finished a script for bibbit.
a timecode that reads 20:000
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 18/04/2025
Why do the most evil people take the hardest photos
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frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 17/04/2025
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