bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Will never not be amazing that a middling past its prime car manufacturer is worth a trillion and a half. 070
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Machine learning was a cool name maybe go back to that 030
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You’re right I also tend to think of culture war as a luxury good that works better at $2 gas than $5 gas 011
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s a lot of money but they don’t seem to have anything to say except trans/illegals a trillion times 150
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you have nothing more than one pet cat you have more friends than Musk 140
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not to mention all the bribes they pay the Trump family and this is their reward lol love this for them 041
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yep in Ohio its trans + illegals 100 billion times 0410
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Flightless birds on islands with no natural predators 1390
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These guys should all be required to take weekly drug tests to keep getting government contracts. 130
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah gonna be a weird spectacle of old people (50s) inheriting a bunch of property from really old people (80s). 020
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gen X is the perfect age to be in the inherited small business from parents cohort. With all the attendant small business psycho stuff. 2220
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Conveyer belt Sushi place I go to as a little train that runs on tracks next to every table and delivers special orders. 100
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’d be pretty funny if the AI got loose and deleted all the techbros‘ bitcoin. 031
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026freeze-dried survival food buckets 020
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You mean the guys who did 9/11 will have nukes? it's fine 1231
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Every dot going upward is $2 or $3 million do I have that right 041
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jensen Huang is the one tech guy that actually has a tech background and seems relatively not insane. 160
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[Milhouse voice] Remember Gosplan? It’s back in Trump form. 040
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wish the Fake Melanias would make a comeback that was one of the funnier stories from the first term. 030
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bet the only effect of his cash is we poor souls in Ohio and the like will have to see 20% more commercials that mention “illegals” 300 times for whatever that will accomplish. Seems like that hits diminishing returns at some point. 172
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Come to Ohio, where it’s been 96 degrees for days 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All the gas stations around me are desperately trying to keep it at $3.99 for months now 020
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The GOP in Ohio loves talking about how much Ohio sucks and they’ve also been running it for 30 years. 150
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is when the Trump insiders sell their oil futures and buy SPY calls. 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Did he glue a skunk pelt onto the top of his head? 020
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sell tickets to watch it get knocked down so they can say it's 100% funded by private donations or whatever. 040
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah yields spiked like this in 2007, but nothing of note happened after that year. 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Turkey eh afraid the old world wins that round 030
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I wonder about music in this context maybe it’s all gonna be lost except the stuff that’s on the vinyl. 000
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Somebody said it’s remarkable how Revenge of the Nerds coded they all are 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026He also probably gets a kick out of watching Google Maps bend the knee. 030
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026He’d be beatable with a halfway OK candidate but 000
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Mr. Carney, my people yearn for freedom. Please cut off all toilet paper oil, fertilizer, and electricity. 0292
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No oil, no fertilizer no electricity no toilet paper Mr Carney fire at will 0140
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026But Black Dynamite, I live in Ohio! (Rama etc is gonna be so bad) 130
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Export taxes on oil and fertilizer. Start dumping US treasuries. 0100
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’ve never been a gold bug but watching these guys, I don’t know man 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s too many of these guys for any sort of organic audience. They’re all bank rolled by billionaires or foreign governments. 010
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It was pretty funny to make such a big deal about changing it to the Department of War and then immediately lose a war in two weeks. 627231
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Gonna need a bigger donation to the ballroom. 040
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Costco ships a lot of stuff free delivery if you buy $100+ which is pretty easy to do 000
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Heck yeah. Just bully and insult these people. Never should have stopped calling them weird. 1200
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Some vizier showed him an AI video where this happened and he thinks it’s real. Happens all the time I bet. 1100
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026viewers will never hear about it doesn’t exist problem solved 120
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Peter Thiel has already bought a starter mansion in Argentina lol 060
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The psychedelic dog art was actually good. It felt like some genuinely alien intelligence was making them. Then came the Slop Era. 030
bhendricksen.bsky.social @bhendricksen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Missouri might have the worst vibes in the country and I say this as someone stuck in Ohio. 030
