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Bethany G

@bglad.bsky.social
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Texan living in Tennessee. I play video games and TTRPGs. I knit, crochet, embroider, and am still learning mending and hand sewing. AuDHD, she/her 💖💜💙

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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to watch a trail cam YouTube channel and Piero thinks he’s gonna take down a bear through the TV.
A TV showing a trail cam in the forest at night time. A cat tree is on its side on the ground while a black bear strolls around. In the foreground, a black cat sits on a coffee table and watches the TV intently and looks like he wants to pounce at it.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Robert Pattinson standing in a kitchen with a surprised and also quizzical expression on his face? His arms are down by his side.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ill reading this thread, i assume
A cartoon image of a man looking through a window with a demented laughing expression on his face. A speech bubble shows he's saying "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!" The shirt he's wearing usually reads "Sickos" but has been edited to read "Brits" instead.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It’s like how you have to say “the Big Game” instead of the Super Bowl but make it the 4th of July.
A display of party supplies like paper plates and napkins. The display and party supplies are decorated red, white, and blue and have US flags and other American-themed decorations. The top of the display reads “Patriotic Party”.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Horse Girls rise up
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/lotrmemes. The post is about behind the scenes of the Lord of the Rings movies. There are several pictures of women having fake beards applied by a movie make up artist. Text reads: “Most of the Riders of Rohan were actually women with beards because when the call went out for experienced riders a lot of women showed up.”
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Not me thinking this was an ad for some kinda like three-legged race shorts or something.
A Facebook ad for black shorts for kids. They look like a pair of shorts with three leg holes.An online shop listing for a 2-pack of kids shorts in black.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Got this ad on Facebook earlier and um….. do they know… 👀
An ad for a necklace from a shop called Little Rooms called Mini Magic Touch Necklace. There are two hands on either side of a ring which is, unfortunately, reminiscent of goatse.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
okay hear me out on this one
A screenshot of a crossword puzzle. The clue reads “Honkers without horns”. 97 across is filled in with BOOBS.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I was Googling about the end credit paintings of Wake Up Dead Man and am absolutely cackling that anyone would be searching for an explanation of the ending of a whodunit, a genre famous for explaining the entire mystery at the end.
A screenshot of a Google search results page. The topic searched is “wake up dead man paintings”. There is a People also searched for section that lists “wake up dead man explained” and “wake up dead man ending explained”.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Scrolling through a Pinterest feed with an ad blocker on is wild. V tired of being constantly marketed to everywhere I go.
Screenshot of a Pinterest feed. There is room for four columns of images, but there are only three individual images displayed with a large gap of white space in between them. The blank white space is where an ad blocker has blocked ads on the page from appearing.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@drawfeeshow.com My cat Piero likes to hang out with Todd on top of my dresser.
A black cat takes a nap on top of a dresser. He is laying on top of some handmade knitted and crocheted accessories. And he is sleeping next to a stuffed animal of a possum wearing a hat that looks like a mushroom. It’s Todd from Drawfee!
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My timeline did this the other day. #DragonAge
Two skeets in succession. The first is a digital painting by KarrahE of the character Solas from the Dragon Age series of video games. He is bald, an elf, and has white skin, and is shown on a green background. The second is by comedian Blaine Capatch and says “elf is short for elf I’d like to fuck”.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
if you see this, post a cat
A black cat and a tuxedo cat asleep and cuddling together on a brown carpeted cat perch in front of a window during daytime with a curtain partially drawn over the window.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #228,246!
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
A little blep. A zoomed in blep.
A tuxedo patterned cat asleep on a carpeted perch next to a window. He has black and white fur and a pink nose. His tongue is peeking out of his mouth just a little bit.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
when he texts you at 11:30pm asking for donations to his political party 👀
A screenshot of a text message received at 11:34pm from Barack Obama. There is a picture of Barack Obama smiling at the top. The text is raising funds for the presidential campaign of Kamala Harris.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
how dare you, my grandmother makes the best glaze donut popcorn
A preview picture for a Pinterest recipe called “best glaze donut popcorn”. There is a picture of some kind of yellow goop being drizzled onto popcorn.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
UPDATE: There were three more white cake recipes on a previous page I didn’t notice earlier.
A photocopy of a page of recipes from a cookbook. There are three different recipes for white cake listed, and a recipe for sunshine cake. There are some dark spots from cooking stains in the original that were photocopied.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Why yes, this church cookbook from 1941 has four white cake recipes on one page.
A photocopy of a page of recipes from a cookbook. There are four different recipes for white cake listed. There are some dark spots from cooking stains in the original that were photocopied.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I’m so mad, Christmas get out of here, it’s not even Halloween yet. 😠
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
this is fucked up
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Tell me where you’re from with a food pic!
A white rectangular plate with three puffy tacos with ground meat, lettuce, tomato, and shredded cheddar cheese. There are three lime wedges on the side of the plate and a separate small bowl with a spicy looking red orange sauce.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
A single panel “The Far Side” comic by Gary Larson. A boy in a store looks far up a wall where the only shelf is placed, far out of reach. A cashier reads the newspaper at the register, not helping the boy. Caption reads “Inconvenience stores”.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Good evening, when my cat hears that I’m awake in the morning he runs to the bedroom for cuddles while I watch the news.
A black cat stretched over a person’s stomach and legs. The person is wearing a black shirt and black jogger pants, and is laying on a bed with grey sheets.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Always hilarious to me how wrong Target’s book section is organized every time I see it.
A collection of self-help books under a sign that says “Cooking” displayed at a Target store.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Update: He stretch.
A black cat stretched out along a wide window sill. He is laying on his side with his back paws braces against the wall. The blinds above the window are partially lifted. It’s bright and sunny outside and there is grass right outside the window. The wall is in shadow, and the corner of a gray woven basket can be seen in partial sunlight in the bottom right corner of the image.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Piero is going to sleep by his favorite window.
A black cat laying on a wide window sill in a loaf position. The blinds over the window are partially lifted so he can get to the window sill. There is grass right outside the window. The wall below the window is in shadow because it’s bright and sunny outside. The cat is about to fall asleep.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Piero is here to help me fold and put away clothes on laundry day.
A black cat laying across a person’s lap on top of a clean t-shirt that’s ready to be folded and put away, except for the cat on top of it.
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Bethany G @bglad.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
The zoomers who work at the Starbucks must have gotten some fun sticker packs recently. My iced chai latte order has been deemed “cowboy with mustache”.
A close-up of the side of an iced chai latte drink from Starbucks. There is a small sticker placed on the side of a round yellow emoji-style face with a mustache and a cowboy hat.
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