Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 13hSam Houston basically begged them to abandon it and refused to send reinforcements. 020
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 14hThis isn’t funny. Electric scooters are the last mile mode of transportation for many underprivileged people who ride public transit. In this Bluesky essay I will… 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 18hListen to a Joan Bridges standup bit from back in the day and tell me it doesn’t. 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 18hLots of kids watching presidential news conferences these days. 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026George Washington was Ho Chi Minh is not something a lot of people are ready to hear. 0142
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The food options at the state fair never cease to amaze! 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jalen Hurts is the most 1970s baseball player looking ass ever. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All I know at this point is Tyler Shough needs to commit about 3 different types of mistake before being the best quarterback ever. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Brian Robinson, Jr. now has as many catches on the season as Kyle Pitts. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anthony Hopkins lives in a secluded encampment in Kenya, after a life of being an eccentric billionaire. Ryan Gosling is the reporter sent to get an interview, who spends years ingratiating himself with the locals to get them to tell him where he lives. He learnsabout life and himself along the way. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just always assume with DJ Moore that he’s coming back out. Like, broken leg, questionable I’m thinking he’s not done. 110
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If there are I don’t want to know about them. 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Both men pointing their phones at each other, with Grok opened and the prompt loading, loading , loading “Grok, do a vulgar roast”. 050
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We did start the fire It was not yet burning Those hot dogs I’m earning 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No. Casseroles blend everything. Lasagna has specific layers. 110
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The internet’s only college football podcast 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You just need to go to preownedairboats.com for all the best Bison coveragepreownedairboats.comShutdown FullstoreThe official shop of the Shutdown Fullcast. Stickers, mugs, and more to confuse anyone who can't identify Nick Saban. 101
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was gonna change the game at WR for my fantasy team. 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One thing they will NOT tolerate is bad contracts that THEY AGREED TO. 0490
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hail Mary start tonight. Wyatt I am rolling. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He’s doing this in Denton. Maybe the most liberal county in North Texas. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is known as either the “Steve Bannon” or the “SMU Frat Boy in the Early Aughts” and neither is a look you should aspire to. 100
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Theyre pissed teams like Indiana, Ole Miss, James Madison, Tulane, et al have a chance to compete. 010
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cool they’re not stretched too thin already. 001
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I’m gonna be the counterculture intelligentsia”. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay now I’m mad about this. Having only one parent work is A PRIVILEGE FOR THE AFFLUENT. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No stay-at-home parent would ever want or need to take their child to daycare. Not one. Nope, not ever. 000
Geriatric boollennial @bgerm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I drink approximately 6 beers a day and can’t get that physique. Built different, indeed. 010
