Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Amazing Spider Man was so popular they called the era "the swinging sixties" 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Play the butter notes. It's fun and it sounds good. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Spider-Man doesn't want to reveal who he is to keep his loved ones safe. But then then firmly establishes that Peter Parker is the one guy who knows Spider-Man for sure so they're just always in danger anyway 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Where can I get a good price on a neogenic recombinator? 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I like that in the 90s Todd McFarlane was rooming with Crypt Keeper in that spooky HBO mansion 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Whenever Green Day is playing I just find myself wondering when the punk part is going to start 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Expecting anyone to use cmake for anything should land you in jail 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I just want to ride around in one of those little rings from Wreatlemania III 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I tried to learn Star Fleet II. Learning to fly a real space ship seems easier. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Fugazi is cool but if you see someone in a Fugazi shirt RUN 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I am the human equivalent of Windows Vista, Dragonball Evolution, and the ending to Lost. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Everyone says "oh yeah use Brave it blocks all the ads!" and the first thing Brave does is try to sell you crypto 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Remastering process: - Vinyl has tambourine - CD remaster from 80s is messy and you can't hear the tambourine - 2020s remaster is closer to vinyl and you hear the tambourine - People insist some heavyhanded jerkoff put a tambourine in there and you need to listen to the 'original' (80s cd remaster) 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I don't want to cause a panic, but I fear the cultural relevance of the Short Shorts song is at an all time low. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026There was that time that people called any electronic music "techno" and this is the same thing. But somebody called my music "EDM" once and I just wanted to shrivel up and die 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Playing the computer Battletech is like you shoot someone in the face with a cannon and they get a paper cut then they sneeze and all your limbs fall off, your pilot dies, every weapon crits, and the bank repossesses your house 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Oh the things I could accomplish if I had the ability to focus and an average human intelligence 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026KoRn really missed an opportunity to call their fans the KoRnDoGz 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When youtube people react to a song and insist they've never heard before but obviously they have, I wish their liar pants would actually catch on fire those lying liars 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I should make a movie so they'll let me in that Criterion closet 010
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Inspirational: Even people required to wear straight jackets and live in padded rooms can get a job designing the button layouts for Bethesda games 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Legal advice: Talk about the band U2 with your lawyer to trick them into saying they're pro Bono. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I want to tell feet people that there's a big foot in this rocket so they go into the rocket then I shoot the rocket into the sun 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Billy Joel was all like "I'm still standing better than a little kid" 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I know this is a controversial opinion in 2026, but people without autism do indeed have hobbies, interests, and foods they don't like. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Interviewer: "Would you like some water?" Celebrity: "Sure. I'll take some water. Thanks." Headline: Celebrity Reveals Thoughts on Water 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Toku fandom said Jetman was sentai going deep, dark, and adult. This has been as kiddy and goofy as any toku show. I just watched the one with the cup-o-noodles monster. Did these guys accidentally put discs of the Wire in their Jetman cases? 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Growing up, some kids on the bus insisted Beetleborgs was better than power rangers. I finally watched some Beetleborgs and I'm pretty sure those kids were eating the lead paint chips 032
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I like that Afroman song that goes "I was gonna poop my pants but then I got high. I was gonna move to france but then I got high" 010
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Watching the A-Team for the first time and it's basically tokusatsu 110
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Youtube is like "Here's a budget build! Now, of course budget means different costs for different people. For some people, $5 is budget. For some people $500,000 is budget. Anyway here's our budget $500,000 build..." 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Youtube is like "Here's how you can build your own bookshelf for FREE! So all I started with was this old bookshelf frame and some shelves I had laying around and..." 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Middle class etiquette is to ask people questions about themselves to patronizingly feign interest, and then roll eyes at people for actually answer those questions. 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026People say Japanese tv is bad but they're clearly not watching the Toei channel 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The Ghost Busters theme is cool but it's got NOTHING on the Inspector Gadget theme 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Ronda Rousey shows up on AEW and now I regret paying for this PPV. On an ethical level, she's a transphobic, antivax, sandy hook denier peice of shit. On an entertainment level, she's dogshit on the mic and in the ring. This shit isn't heat. It's no longer buying ppvs and cancelling max. 010
Reposted by Benjamin Gear XZoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Absolutely fuck that shit Ronda Rousey is a transphobic anti-vaxx piece of shit and AEW hiring her is a massive, massive disappointment on so many levels. I am genuinely livid. 20797208
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Oooooh you've got to take me home tonight Ooooooh something something something light 001
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Why is chicken the only food we measure by bucket? 001
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 23/02/2026MMA teaches us that no matter how hard you try to promote them like pro wrestling, real fights are fucking boring 001
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Just saw something where a zoomer called CDs analog and I'm going to go die now 000
Benjamin Gear X @bgearx.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Xenogears teaches us that killing god is possible but the encounter rate along the way there is ridiculous 010
