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Ben Fuld

@bfuld.bsky.social
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Orioles, Ravens, Spurs, and Warriors with other nonsense mixed in. Please no laughing when the lawyer gets eaten in Jurassic Park; he was just advising his client on the risks. I periodically delete my account history.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ELITE CLOCK MANAGER LAMAR JACKSON
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turning on the Terps game like...
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The Simpsons: Grampa Simpson's Confused Entrance
Alt: The Simpsons: Grampa Simpson's Confused Entrance
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gunnar's OPS the first half of the year: March: .642 April: .787 May: .629 June: .746 I want to believe he'll get healthy in the offseason and be back to his old self in 2027, but I don't think the wrist was the problem here...
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yikes.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yankees should probably pitch around Hinds with first base open.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike (if you're still GM a month from now) you've got a lot of work to do. This offense is putrid.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was hoping they would claw and scrape their way back to .500, but let's be honest, it is definitely more fitting for the 2026 Orioles to get 2 games back of .500 just to lose the last couple games through poor situational offense and a shaky bullpen.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brandon Young. Hell of a season.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like that stroke from Christian Franklin. I'm guessing the Orioles player development org HATES it.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness
Alt: Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness holding back tears.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gunnar with a sharp line drive there... he might be turning the corner!
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol Pete we were hoping he'd get to 40 by the end of the year - he might hit 45!
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fuck was that from Narvaez? He actually didn't get to first base there? Did he collapse coming out of the box?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OH OKAY THE GAMES DON'T MATTER SO NOW YOU'RE FUN AGAIN OKAY ORIOLES.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a fun 15 hours or so though wasn't it?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I seriously still looking at the standings right now...?
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Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!
Alt: Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: "No! Well..."
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Royals are desperately trying to keep the Orioles alive for another day.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol get rekt Blue Jays
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this game was being played in the eastern time zone, but it looks like it's... Mountain Time 😎
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AGAIN?! IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me in March: "I truly think Gunnar Henderson has the ability to end the year with a higher OPS than Vladdy Jr.!"
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Alt: Monkey Paw Curl gif.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy belated "🐻‍❄️!!!!!!" to those, like me, who fell asleep before he hit his 40th last night.
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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My question here: Are Jeremiah Jackson or Rece Hinds the reason why this season has crashed so hard? Do they deserve this level of scorn from their manager after an entire season of soft-pedaling player criticisms for more heavy lifting guys who have disappointed?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do all my favorite sports teams hate me specifically?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyway fire Mike Elias
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trevor Rogers just went 8 innings and gave up one "earned" run and is going to get a loss. He should get to personally deposit Mike Elias in a dumpster.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol this fuckin team makes me drink
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're afraid to pitch to Coby Mayo lol
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trevor Rogers would be working on a no-hitter right now if a real defense was playing behind him...
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not me calculating what Coby Mayo's OPS might be if he doesn't make another out the rest of the year... Nope, definitely not me.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a postseason team with a competent manager.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good job Albernaz.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bump.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like polar bears.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, you all don't just mooch off your boomer parents' cable login for ESPN access?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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David Rose Says 'It's Perfect' in Schitt's Creek
Alt: David Rose Says 'It's Perfect' in Schitt's Creek
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please don't do this to me Andrew.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What if Coby Mayo is actually the greatest baseball player of all time?
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James @gator24.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mayo just won the Hotdog Race
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Coby Mayo. Omg.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do you not challenge that?
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Orioles and the Mets are the same team and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of all the at bats, these ones from Jeremiah Jackson and Heston Kjerstad were certainly two of them.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do the thing Pete.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Giants and Cowboys are just a pair of bad football teams. Yikes.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damnit I told myself I was out and now here I am watching Twins-Guardians like the fate of my family depends on it.
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That one's on me for turning on the game after getting home from Rosh Hashanah dinner...
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Walking into work today as President of the Drake Maye Haters Club.
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Woody's Grand Entrance and Poses
Alt: Woody's Grand Entrance and Poses
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Ben Fuld @bfuld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember the halcyon days when we were all looking at a still of the Orioles video board trying to decide if they’d made the bird just a little chonkier, or if it was just the nature of a still photo being taken of a video and we were full of hope and joy? Those were good times.
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