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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have so many things to be grateful for -- does it make me a terrible person if one of them is finally getting my home internet connected? If you said yes, did you consider that internet means I finally get to get current on #BeyondTheGates?

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Author Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @tallmisterhall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TFW my fitness tracker, which usually tries to gaslight me into thinking I had a fair night's sleep when it isn't fair at all, is openly like, "Dude, your sleep is poor, and you're poor, and just to make sure you don't go back to sleep, here's a notification."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Growing up in a lower-income family, Halloween was never really that fun for me anyway. But now that people spend every day preparing for the next holiday, I really hate how I have to spend two months with this song stuck in my head. So here, take it back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBy...

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Spooky (Remastered 2004)

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Spooky (Remastered 2004) · Classics IV The Very Best Of The Classics IV ℗ 2004 Capitol Records, LLC Released on: 2004-07-22 Producer, Composer…

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To get more men of a certain age thinking about their prostate health, I think that TVs should replace "buffering" with "weak stream."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two things can be simultaneously true. I absolutely LOVE my surprisingly spacious house. I absolutely HATE a lot of companies responsible for providing power and furniture to it. But I will feel much better when I go to buy the NEW furniture, so I can sit and wait for my old furniture.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

True, I have MUCH bigger things going on in my life today, theoretically, but that didn't keep me from making an audible gasp while getting caught up on today's #BeyondTheGates.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I never take things for granted, especially something so big. Today I close on my new house. A momentous, solemn occasion. Yet as soon as I heard a notification & wondered if it was the agent ready to gimme the keys, I found myself thinking about taming a little red love machine.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

TFW I see clothing I like so much that I want it in every size I intend to be from now until I reach my goal weight.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Hot Random Guy showed up on #BeyondTheGates again. And he's almost as bad at being a clubhouse waiter as Leslie/Dana was. 🚩🚩🚩 #BTG

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Is it just wishful thinking? Who is that Articulette reuniting with Anita? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

It's 2025, and Universal still has a Waterworld show? I guess they plan to keep it until the movie turns a profit. Here's to another 30 years.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

"Michael Culhane," I always get excited to see the CW Dynasty stand-outs shining again, but I will be REALLY ecstatic if you move into the opening credits of Beyond The Gates every day. (If they also create a role for former your costar Wakeema Hollis, that would be a bonus.) #BTG

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

"This river wasn't damned in a day." Why was it damned at all? Which deadly sin did it commit? Sloth isn't really why they call it a "lazy river."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Okay, so Mindy Cohn's character at the sperm bank is saying "we have athletes, bankers," not "we have athlete spankers." Though, as the meme girl says, "why not both?" #HotInCleveland

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

"How do we fix this devil baby going on in Hayley's hoohah?" "How about a little Febreeze?" #BeyondTheGates #BTG

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I'm content that Soap Tropes include terrible names for characters -- I have some fun with that in my own soap opera novel -- but I do hate how often Falcon Crest's "Cookie" subjects my brain to bad memories of Limp Bizkit.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

There are people who have amazing, long-lasting, nuanced careers, but in their resume is this one iconic role, and then you spend life shouting at Ox-Bow Incident for not crediting Margaret Hamilton, or Grace Zabriskie shows up on Knots Landing and you expect Richard to come back to dance for Laura.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I was so excited to see Bobbie Eakes had done a new "All My Children" reboot, only to realize that Pine Valley was probably not the "P-Valley" in question.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I come home after a long day, only to have #BeyondTheGates preempted by Beyond Racist Trump? To the 170 million voters who didn't cast a meaningful ballot against Putin and Netanyahu's Best Friend, was it worth it? Is your life better, now that Trump has Made the Depression Great Again?

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

"You want us to be like sisters? Too bad you made yourself my stepmother!" Naomi, probably #BeyondTheGates

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Tamara Tunie brightening the daytime reminds me of a happier era. It wouldn't entirely break my heart if Peter Parros pays her a visit either. #BeyondTheGates

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

She's no Linda Clifford, but I want to see some Disco Girl Scout Halfpint fan art, stat. www.youtube.com/watch?embeds...

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Melissa Gilbert goes disco!

YouTube video by The Media Hoarder

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Awww... In honor of Clifton Davis' new daytime drama, #BeyondTheGates, Catchy is showing a Sunday marathon of That's My Mama.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Not gonna lie. As someone who proudly calls the book I'm writing a soap opera on paper, #BeyondTheGates is giving me goosebumps. Two of my favorite ATWT talents? And Karla Mosley looks like she can rise to Lucci-level fame. The USA needs this show to succeed. I know I do.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Batman '66 has a collection of vehicles that include the Batmobile, Batcopter, and Batboat. There was also a Jokermobile. Catwoman had both the Kitty Car and, my personal preference, the Catillac. Batman and Batgirl both had motorcycles... It's a shame they couldn't've made one for The Minstrel.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I think I've seen "My Cousin Vinny" exactly once in my life before. Didn't get the hype. But I decided, decades later, to give it a second chance. I immediately disbelieved the premise of LA college kids driving to Alabama. Then it's revealed, they're NYU kids transferring TO LA. Now it's credible.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Watching a 1981 episode of "Evening At The Improv." Great lineup of comics. And Bill Maher. Almost half a century ago. Basically the same act. Half the jokes of the other comics. And a quarter of the laughs per joke. I'll give this to him -- he understood what it takes to succeed in the USA.

Calling him a Mediocre White Male is an insult to mediocrity.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Two entirely different searches. The tab for Three Ingredient Taco Salad Dressing is completely separate from How To Prepare For A Colonoscopy.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Watching so many TV shows from the 70s, I often see a lot of stars before they catch their big break. Some are more recognizable than others. For instance, I'm at the stage of my headcold where I couldn't remember which of Lloyd Bridges' son Todd is.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Sometimes, I go quite a while without having sexual fantasies about Drew Carey. And then I read a TV listing with the suggestive title, "The Price Is Right At Night..."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Once upon a time, Andrew Lloyd Webber got very very stoned while watching Logan's Run, and the rest is Broadway history.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

It's still weird to see Basil Exposition skinny-dipping with Sister Julienne, but... What a fantastic way to explain Enthusiastic Consent. For all they know, they're the only two people outside the City Of Domes, and they're both naked, and Logan STILL recognizes her right to choose not to.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

"It's too early to go to bed. I'll just put on something I've seen a million times so I can get some more work done without getting too distracted... I know. Logan's Run." 15 hours later... I will have watched the film, streamed the TV spin-off, and debated watching Sound Of Music, aka Louisa's Run.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

That's Gavin Stenhouse! Well, I guess I'm buying a truck now.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

No matter how much of my personal data Fuckerberg and Zorin Musk have sold, there's one thing pretty big detail they're getting VERY wrong.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Watching "O. Henry's Full House." It doesn't work as well as spoken dialogue, but I'll still give a thumb's up to the wordplay of the writer who said of a pencil being held as evidence, "That's our only lead."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I love my #MST3K/ #Rifftrax men, but... If you're going to point out that Jack of the Magic Beans looks like Greg Brady, I need to hear you belt out, "Clowns never laughed before/ Beanstalks never grew..."

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Things I never expected to hear on The Waltons: 1 "Jeffrey, are you sleeping with that chicken?"

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Why is Mister Mxyzptlk narrating Hand Christian Andersen's "The Snow Queen?" And why is he using Penguin's umbrellas?

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

As if going through my home media collection wasn't enough of a reminder, seeing an episode of "Family" with Michael Keaton and Christmas trees reminded me, it really is #BatmanReturns Season.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I can't even watch Baa Baa Blacksheep episodes talking about Tojo without hearing Dorothy Zbornak angrily asking, "Tojo MAMA?!?!"

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

David Wayne played the estranged father of "Tom Bradford" on Eight Is Enough, and the rather distant father of "Doug Lawrence" on Family... Makes you wonder who really did give him that music box that plays the theme from Bonanza. "Big Daddy" indeed.

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Glenn Hall @bfglenn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

You know, I've always adored Mark McClure, but following the series finale of Superman & Lois (and perhaps the finale of my broadcast TV watching) with his film Perfect Match... It's a sweet anomaly of the 80s, and Mark just has an uncanny ability to make you root for him.

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Author Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @tallmisterhall.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Author page for Glenn Hall. Personal page is @bfglenn.bsky.social. Ever since the "cool kids" abandoned MySpace for Fascbook Analytica, I've been reluctant to keep chasing social media expecting "new" to be better, but Felon Musk sure is corrupt, so... Here's hoping.

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