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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gotta love Stargate lampshading the fact that after the first episode all the planets were just different places around British Columbia in the 6th episode.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the writers of Stargate were real ones for realizing that the only enemy the US military has moral superiority over are parasitic brain worm.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my cat just sighed like she has shit to worry about 😭

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

lol, some born again Christian loser on Reddit is mad that the religion he chose makes him a cannibal and is now endorsing heresy.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

must've been absolutely wild to be one of the native americans who lived near Donner pass when the Donner party showed up. imagine, a bunch of dumb and ill prepared white people show up randomly, get stuck, shoot at you, and then start eating each other. it's like 1800s Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

shout out to Charlie Kirk for making it a whole year without saying anything racist!

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

in S7E10 of Supernatural, Bobby has some fantastic vital signs for a guy who was shot in the head.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

came up with the idea of a TV show about what if a bunch of racist children ran the government. we weren't even trying to make a commentary on the current government, it's just a funny idea.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

rewatching Supernatural and I can't believe I never noticed how gay for Castiel Dean is.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

JFC I hate spectrum so much. their shit breaks and then they don't bother to fix it until someone complains, but they'll say nothing is broken the entire time and that it must be the customer's fault. nah bruh, my shit works fine, don't try and gas light me like I'm some idiot.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

one of my bosses asked me to stop by one of the houses for a brief meeting and she just wasn't fucking there and is now acting like she was. 🙃

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

love/hate how good Denny's cheeseburgers are. love because borgor. but hate because Denny's is where you're supposed to end up after a bender, not actually get good food.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

my cat is being unusually polite this evening. she's up to something.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

gamers are still trying to pretend they're not mad that Borderlands 3 made fun of them for giving money to nazis.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

if Epic made a Mario kart rip off using all the characters they've managed to license for Fortnite I'd probably give them 50 bucks for it.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Spongebob canonically turns 40 in two days.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

client is watching a show called "parental control" and I don't think I've seen a more fucked up and toxic reality show.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

some fucking dumbass redditor just tried to compare having a public post history on social media to warrantless searches of your home. I now understand why purges are so common during political upheaval, it is very hard to maintain the patience necessary to not want to shoot someone that stupid.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

taco bell has added fajita veggies to their menu and I hope they make them a permanent feature.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

this sounds insane, but I promise it's true, mormons are trying to use dirty soda to whitewash their image and make themselves seem like less of a racist and insane cult. AND IT'S FUCKING WORKING.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Polis vetoed a bunch of bills and people are naive enough to think that means he won't be running for office again. no, that just means Dems are trying to take advantage of how stupid voters are now, too, and hoping y'all forget about that in a couple years.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

people talk about weird shit happening in the western and south western US and blame aliens and shit, but really it's just because everything is radioactive and the military is just constantly fucking around.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

if I had children I'd rather they use heroin than ChatGPT.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

redditors continue to be the most obnoxious sort of shitty nerds.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

if they ever do a reboot of Evil Dead that needs a younger Ash then Wyatt Russel would be a great choice.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

please help me get this idea to Jordan Peele, he can have it: a movie about an undead George Washington who steals black peoples teeth and then turns into a lovecraftian tooth monster during the climax.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

the mods of r/DnD have actually confirmed that they want to create a safe space for racists. I'm not surprised, but bold for them to just come out and say it.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

oh now the mods of the DnD sub removed my comment saying John Brown isn't a murderer on the grounds that they want to create a safe and welcoming space. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

redditors are now calling John Brown a murderer. 🤦

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

people think it's weird my cat is named after Sigourney Weaver, but like, bro, she's Ripley. that's badass.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

TikTok has empowered the lumpenproletariat to profit from their mental illness without having to let Dr. Phil exploit them. that's probably bad.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

if you think you're a leftist and you're afraid of words like "dumb," you're not a leftist. you're a useful idiot and helping fascists make people think leftists are a bunch of cowardly pissbabies.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Paradox needs to just cut to the chase and make a grand strategy game that goes from the year 800 all the way to 1955.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

got pulled pork ravioli. was expecting some kind of slow cooked Italian style pork that's been shredded. but no. this is barbecue ravioli. it's not bad, just confusing.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

the funny thing is that part of a mod's duties is in fact customer service. they volunteered to be the face of a subreddit and deal with user issues. then they just make a bot do all the work because they're lazy idiots who only volunteered because they think it means they'll be respected.

a screenshot of a Reddit mod showing a complete lack of comprehension as to what their duties entail.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

my taco bell order is late because a drunk guy was passed out blocking the drive thru. that's fucking hilarious. best reason for an order to be late ever.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

told Spectrum I was gonna find a new service provider because it was quite obvious they were throttling specific connections severely. spectrum said they don't that. but now they've made it even more obvious by stopping entirely. these fucking amateurs.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

it bugs me when I'm checking interactions to see if it's safe for my clients to have alcohol the database is all like "DANGER THIS MEDICATION CAN MAKE YOU DIZZY AND SO DOES ALCOHOL." yes, thank you for reminding me that the dizzy juice makes you dizzy. more concerned about if it'll kill them.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

since threatening to cancel my service I have had no issues with my download speeds.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

online "leftists" are once again parroting the de-nazification nonsense and carrying water for Russian oligarchs. Putin and Russia do not give a shit about nazis, if anything they love nazis. Putin invaded Ukraine for access to a warm water port. that's it. there is nothing else to it.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

it's hilarious how confidently wrong Zionists are all the time in their attempts to justify genocide.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

new favorite sentence that sounds like nonsense but isn't: "space is limited in space."

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

this is ridiculous, I pay for 400mbps but its taken 18 hours to get this far and now NOTHING.

Steam download bar showing no activity because Spectrum is evil.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

and now I can't download from Steam at all. neat.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

finally managed to get the Spectrum representative to admit that they do in fact throttle Steam download speeds. time to find a new ISP.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

ranking regions of the USA and the Midwest and Mid Atlantic states win in the "culturally distinct Christian weirdos" category because Anabaptists are way less pushy and obnoxious than Mormons.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Popeyes should do breakfast. they could make killer chicken and waffles.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

shout out to and a moment of silence for my now destroyed Dell Latitude 7490. it was a casualty in a client's behavior last night, but before it died to being snapped in half at the hinge it survived being thrown across the room SEVEN times. what a trooper.

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A Rather Bewildered Owl @bewilderedowl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

it'd be hilarious if we discover that the Sentinelese people have been making regular trips to the more populated islands and have a fully modern society and have been trolling us.

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