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bewatermelon.bsky.social

@bewatermelon.bsky.social
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Beta version of a very cool weird old lady you’ll see one day talking to cats in your alley.

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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The new Ottoman Empire according to my cats
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If Pugsley Addams and Barbie had a baby.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Messing with scammers is the most fun you can have when not punching a nazi!
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Get yourself a cool cat and a cool hat. The world seems less awful with both.
Orange and white cat sleeping on dark skirt with spaceshipsMint green and white hat that says cool dad with the lower part of a face visible beneath.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This man is 40 today and I’ve never been happier to celebrate someone. Happy birthday @apisandipas.bsky.social , thanks for being born!!!!
Man with red beard and blue hoodie in front of time square New York.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You know it’s going to be a good day when Publican shows up!
Pastries on a plate surrounded by a box and a bag.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Orange cat on grey blanket.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I finally baked something other than quick cookies for the first time in 5 years. Only fucked up a little!!
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I don’t need a personality, I have cats.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They look just like people in bear costumes.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A guy who loves cats and buys flowers? I am an extremely lucky lady.
Grey cat laying on red haired man. Bouquet of flowers with pink roses and purple tiny flowers.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
May you find the coziest spot in this very hard world and stay there!
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Get your cat a fake skeleton.
Orange cat sleeping on white blanket with fake skeleton in T-shirt and blue hat .
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Nothing is impossible. Something’s shouldnt be done though.
Cat on top of cupboardGrey cat on top of cabinets
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Millie officially likes me best
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The most beautiful gentleman in the world. Cj.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Here’s a cat that is definitely not drunk so please don’t take her keys.
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bewatermelon.bsky.social @bewatermelon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This skeleton wearing a trucker hat and holding a disco ball is me. I’ve already died and am in hell. Nothing else is logical.
Plastic skeleton in hat holding disco ball and sitting on a chair with a blanket.
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