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abi

@bevpicards.bsky.social
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26. new york. queer. serial complainer. picard/crusher truther. avid doodler. award winning author. go bills. ♿️ pots/eds/ABG enceph

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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m unfrosting for kinktober the way Mariah unfrosts for winter
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you lovie 💖💖
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💖✨FREE SHIPPING TODAY✨💖 NO MINIMUMS REQUIRED! Today only!!’
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
✨🪿🤍 $5 WORLDWIDE SHIPPING FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS 🤍🪿✨
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
✨🪿🤍 $5 WORLDWIDE SHIPPING FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS 🤍🪿✨
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You feel some sort of moral superiority because of your method of reading. You need to work on that. There is no prize for you for sitting down with an open book, or a kindle, versus audiobook.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And to add to my point, audiobooks light up the same part of the brain that light up when reading with your eyes. You’re absorbing the information the same exact way. I multitask and use audiobooks to do so, that’s the opposite of lazy. You’re just a judgmental ableist.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nobody asked what you agree with. These are facts. And perhaps someone in your bookclub who uses audiobooks uses them because they have ADHD you don’t know about or dyslexia you don’t know about. The point is you don’t know. Fuck you for judging them. It’s not a competition.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Audiobooks are reading. The same way braille is reading even if you’re not using your eyes.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
in honor of new promo stuff for The Pitt, here’s a reminder I have a collection designated to it!
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t but I’m happy to make one!
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
so… there’s this fanfic that I’ve decided not to abandon and she’s coming along nicely
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
✨🐟 NEW PRINT COLLECTION ✨🐟 fresh catch is now live on my print shop! if you like sardines, this one’s for you 💖 www.inprnt.com/collections/...
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I… might be just broke enough
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
sigh
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HUE SHIFT HATOSY time elapsed: 2h 5m a shawn hatosy painting for any hot girls who like The Pitt www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I laid down at 1pm with the intention of getting up and out of bed, and reading in direct sunlight this afternoon. I woke up at 8pm, disoriented, no sunlight to be found, still tired 🤣 I forgot how exhausting these antibiotics can be (same ones I took for encephalitis) but today’s the last dose!
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
GODDAMNIT ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
WE DIDN’T EVEN KISS - HOLLANOV time elapsed: 3h 19m some heated rivalry art is now on my print shop! #shanehollander #ilyarozanov www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If that doesn’t work, I’m out of ideas
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
‪Btdubz those prices are just for specific types of prints and are subject to change bc I do sales all the time!‬
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WELCOME TO MY NO AI FLYER! my engagement is not doing great! but I’d sooner count the flames in hell than make an ai flyer! so here’s my ish! Instagram: www.instagram.com/catstreetstu... Print shop: www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just wanna go to Barnes and Noble and lay down and die on the floor. seriously I’d give my left boob just to go take a nap in a big building that smells like coffee and books. My nervous system is shot, she needs this
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There is a HUGEEEE house fire down the block from me and my heart is breaking for them. they’ve called in every fire house surrounding us :/ sounds like it might have spread to the next house over. this is so sad
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was coerced into finally taking the antibiotics but I’m gonna be grumpy about it for the next six days 🫩😒
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
IF YOU SEE THE WEIRD CLIPPING ON THE ROBBY PRINT IM FIXING IT
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE SWEATY TWINK WHO CANT CATCH A BREAK!!! FARMBOI DENNIS WHITAKER!!! www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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DENNIS WHITAKER - THE PITT, an art print by abigail pollard
Gallery Quality Prints
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
SECOND UP TO THE PODIUM!!!! DILF!!! When you think about getting back at your cheating ex by fucking his dad, this is who you hope he looks like!! JACK ABBOT! www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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JACK ABBOT - THE PITT, an art print by abigail pollard
Gallery Quality Prints
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FIRST UP TO THE STAGE!!!! THAT ONE TRAUMATIZED GUY WHO WORKS IN THE TRAUMA CENTER! DOCTOR ROBBY!!! www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...
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DOCTOR ROBBY - THE PITT, an art print by abigail pollard
Gallery Quality Prints
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
NEW PRINT DROP ✨💖 do you like TWINKS? do you like DEPRESSED OLD MEN? do you like HOT DADDIES? Well bitch, I have got the art for you FT. THE PITT! www.inprnt.com/collections/...
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the pitt boys - A collection curated by abigail pollard
the pitt boys - A collection of art curated by abigail pollard.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
me: I’m gonna take a break from DCC after book four *gets to the epilogue of book four* me: guess not. book five bitch, welcome to the masquerade
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yeah so they won’t touch me. they sent me home. they won’t even consider doing anything without IV sedation because I had that much of a panic response. oh and an infection.
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
one of the last times I went, we told them about how severe my gag reflex is and they proceeded to DROP THE MIRROR in my THROAT So before you judge me, just know, that’s a fraction of what we’re dealing with
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
anxiety disorder Abigail goes to the dentist today for the first time in fourteen years a saga that will be updated
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the book mail didn’t come I’m going back to bed
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
and thank you to the absolute angel who sold it on eBay for not a whole arm and leg and first born child who also lives within 45 minutes of me so that it would be delivered when i need it the most It’s going for up to $400, and i got it for $20 wild
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
on the bright side, panic attacks aside, I have book mail coming today. I’ve been in desperate search for this out of print book for over a year and could never find it at an affordable price. until now, when i absolutely need this pick-me-up more than ever. I like when the universe works that way
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My LCL has a big lump and feels like it’s gonna rupture again and if that happens, I need y’all to know, it’s been real. I will NOT be sticking around to deal with that again. That will be my 13th reason. and I discovered it amidst a panic attack about my dentist appt tmr. truly KILL ME
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Tam and friend outdoors
ALT: Tam and friend outdoors
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
had me one of them ole panic attacks that lasts two hours, doesn’t respond to a full dosage of emergency meds, a fat dosage of Zofran, or any other medication, and only dies out when I pass out from exhaustion. It’s a dentist appointment, abigail, NOT WAR. YOURE NOT GOING TO WAR
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
just got a tornado warning????
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Midnight The Cat Stopped Working Meme
ALT: Midnight The Cat Stopped Working Meme
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Girl I heard you the first time DAMN
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
having myself a bella in new moon moment
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you know the lore and the saga… I have made a dentist appointment 🫩
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Courtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Amanda is the Will Ferrell of Smosh
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They explained this in Bugonia. No contacting the mothership
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I left my doctors office with four new prescriptions, three new referrals, two more suspected diagnoses, and a partridge in a pear tree
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
post doctors office lil treat probably gonna get the Cyclospora parasite from the strawberries but who am I to say no to waist-slimming diarrhea
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Low quality screenshot from Star Trek Voyager of Janeway in the iconic moment when she "alters the bartender" in the Fair Haven episode. The crudely edited caption: "9 inches." 

(The original caption: "Delete the wife.")
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The UK Penguin prints vs US Ace prints. It’s subtle BUT ITS DEVASTATING ME
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abi @bevpicards.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I need you all to know that I’m upset because the spines on the UK editions of the Dungeon Crawler Carl books are SO much better. And even if I could afford them, I can’t FIND THEM
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