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Elaine Cash

@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social

819 followers 725 following 2.6K posts

Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia. Stoopid.

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

It’s a good day to be building Lego and eating sea creature nuggies

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I just had another nacho bellgrande

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I hate the Taco Bell computer order lady and I’m never eating a nacho bellgrande again

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

It’s pretty insulting to order a Red Bull and vodka and they use Monster instead.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Those twisted punch rainbow sweetart ropes tho

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

We should all just shit where we eat

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Have to throw away the berries & cream shampoo because every shower is 10 minutes of the little starburst lad singing in my head.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Sometimes I wonder how judgy the medical examiner would be about all the junk food in my stomach at an autopsy.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I’m thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Thanksgiving gonna be tasty this year

Five boxes of Kraft apple pie flavor mac and cheese in a shipping box.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

After spending the weekend in Gatlinburg I think it’s safe to say I can finish my life without hearing “Jolene” ever again.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I’m on a five hour road trip with Chappell Roan fans

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a man says why are you torturing me

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Bridge Day was pretty bitchin’ this year

The New River from above

A BASE jumper in the air

A man being catapulted from the bridge

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The laziest of Caturdays

A black cat laying on a blanketed couch on his back looking cozy

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Mood

A giraffe at the zoo licking the barrier pole

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The worst thing about, well, everything going on right now is they won’t ship my Canadian panties anymore

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I think my brain brains how it brains because of CTE from the repeated brutality of these pinging off my noggin every day in the summer when my mom put my hair up to play outside. Just look at the cartoon girl’s stare on the package, she ain’t right.

Goody twin bead ponytail holders from the 80s

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Appalachian fare: Thinly slivered black bear spleen topped with a rainbow trout eyeball and a ramp/morel zest paired with a Mountain Dew reduction served with raccoon baculum tweezers. $499 per plate.

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Alka Seltzer in octopus ink gently tweezed between a roasted exotic squirrel butthole and one blade of grass with an organic snail on it

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Does anyone really enjoy that tweezer food with rabies foam?

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

The only thing I look forward to on Halloween is Heidi Klum’s costume

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Tis the season for switching from sours to stouts

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Age verification: “Yesterday you said you’d call Sears” “I’ll call today” “You’ll call now” “I’ll call now”

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

This new laundromat needs a tap card like Dave and Busters and why can’t I just put quarters in the thing all I want is the cat puke out of my curtains

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Best pie: Banana Cream Best ice cream: Mint Chip Best donut: Plain glazed Best bar: Lemon Best cake: Cherry Chip Best other: Gob cookies

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I petted so many horse noses today!

The view of the Great Salt Lake from atop a horse in the grasslands of Antelope Island.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Sitting on the bank of the Yellowstone River in Paradise Valley, MT.

A small river flowing with high peak mountains

Looking across the river at the mountain peaks with the sun coming up behind the mountains

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Theodore Roosevelt NP in ND featuring my mosquito measled legs.

Scenic view of painted hills and blue sky with a small trail going through the grass.

My feet crossed on a cooler with a view of the painted hills behind my camp.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Cowboy butts out here driving me nuts

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Is it too much to ask for a Montana truck stop to have a shirt that says “Just Horsin’ Around?”

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Lake Michigan at Indiana Dunes NP

A sandy beach with blueish water and breaking waves with a blue sky and partial cloud cover

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I’m irrationally terrified of wind farms

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

My mom keeps sending me missing and dead hiker stories from the places I’m going

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I am such a sucker for limited edition junk

A four pack of pawpaw flavored Ale8 soda in green bottles

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Camping in Colorado in a couple weeks is going to be like

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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Will pay a man to sleep topless and let me put my head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat. No weird shit.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

It’s okay to not vomit politics into post comments not remotely about politics, I promise

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If anyone needs a new trauma let me let you know that unclogging a bathroom sink yourself is not for the faint of heart.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Blood donation day. That beer is gonna hit different tonight.

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Clocked 92 hours of overtime for July.

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a woman is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask .

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I wish I could spend my entire life sitting on my back deck having a beer

Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

The good life

Black cat on a leash standing on a deck railing looking at the camera. My boots are also on the railing next to the cat with my feet crossed. Green summer foliage makes up the background.